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 Post subject: Re: Little things that annoy the hell out of you
PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 11:38 am 


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The Windows 10 apocalypse never ends, actually I think it gets worse if even possible, they're breaking everything, over and over, at this point I'm expecting news of the first update in history to officially set millions of computers on fire. :lol:

21st century golden rules of Humanity #1;
As an individual as well as within a group, or as a group, to the bitter end never admit you've fucked-up, never walk back and fix your shit.
Even if that ends up costing you dearly or even everything, because you gotta believe that your ego is more important and that somewhow there's a reward coming for you if you've been brave enough to always remain a stubborn, tunnel-visioned, hypocrite asshole. 8)
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On a similar subject...

People that are shitty and justify it by saying something to the extent of that's life everyone is that way. Well no...I'm not... WELL THEN YOU ARE A FOOL...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:24 pm 


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The Windows 10 apocalypse never ends, actually I think it gets worse if even possible, they're breaking everything, over and over, at this point I'm expecting news of the first update in history to officially set millions of computers on fire. :lol:

21st century golden rules of Humanity #1;
As an individual as well as within a group, or as a group, to the bitter end never admit you've fucked-up, never walk back and fix your shit.
Even if that ends up costing you dearly or even everything, because you gotta believe that your ego is more important and that somewhow there's a reward coming for you if you've been brave enough to always remain a stubborn, tunnel-visioned, hypocrite asshole. 8)

I will stick to Windows 7 for as long as it is still supported, until I'm forced to finally make the jump to Linux. Anything but Windows 10.
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What issues are you guys still having?


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Touchpad won't respond on the laptop until a key on the keyboard is pressed, randomly. Happens after waking up from hibernation or cold boot, with no reason. This is an HP laptop, though. My Lenovo gamer has no such issues.

Firefox will also launch for no reason after a cold boot, on its own.
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Today, I was playing some Sonic 3 Complete on my laptop.
Unfortunately, I forgot I had moved Kega Fusion from the desktop to a different folder where I keep all my programs that don't bother with an installer.
So, my save RAM file location was pointing to a folder that no longer existed.
I didn't notice until today, since nothing I'd been playing up to now had save RAM on the cart.
Played Sonic 3 from the start up to Launch Base, had five emeralds at that point [could have had all 7, but apparently I took a particularly fast route through Hydrocity on accident, so I didn't hit the big rings I usually do there], then shut the game off for a bit.

I came back a few hours later, no save. It's gone.
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as an aside, last time I played Sonic 3, I remember enjoying myself a hell of a lot more
today, I was annoyed and paranoid the entire time, except when going through Ice Cap, where I felt a hell of a lot more relaxed
Sonic 3 has absurdly unreliable collision, and the older I get, the more I wonder how they even fucking shipped this. Every fucking moment, I felt like I was going to die for no fucking reason because lol crushers. :lol:
and this is S3C, which has a bunch of little bugfixes and shit
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 Post subject: Re: Little things that annoy the hell out of you
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Can't go five minutes without seeing this asshole lately. >:[
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Yeah for real, same with the photobucket watermark which now is also blurred. 25MB a month for free or buxxx! Helluva deal.


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 Post subject: Re: Little things that annoy the hell out of you
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Weird thing happened with my Photobucket account during that buggery they had a while back. All the images in my Metal Blackology went down, but with a bit of URL-pasting chicanery I rescued the lot and stuck 'em on imgur. Now those old links seem gone gone gone. :o

Oh well. Backed up all my stuff after the first PB balls-up, for whenever imgur goes tits-up.
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I don't think we should have to resort to 3rd party hosting at all. ISPs screwed everyone over by not allowing you to host your own stuff. They created a protocol apartheid so that corps could be the ones that controlled what information was available and the plebs could passively consume it.


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Misuse of the word 'literally'.
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 Post subject: Re: Little things that annoy the hell out of you
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When you were using a program you enjoyed a lot, without updating to newer versions for about a year or two, but you do a complete refresh of your computer, then re-install that program with the current version ... and it really, really, really sucks balls.

Now you have to dig into fucktons of older versions installers to find one that works like before (of course you didn't take note of the one you had), because the devs are the type to update every fucking week.

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So, my country decided to get rid of the low-value coins. Makes sense for 1 and 2 "cents" since pretty much everyone has been rounding to the nearest 5 anyway for the last decade or so. But they also decided to drop 5 coins too and make everyone round to the nearest 10. Now we only have 10, 25 and 50 coins. Notice the outlier? I don't have any official estimates, but from experience quarters have been and still are the most popular coin. So now those that prefer cash can lose 5 "cents" on every shopping trip just because the government is stupid. Not to mention it's just plain inconvenient as hell.


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 Post subject: Re: Little things that annoy the hell out of you
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Seriously under-powered consumer remote controls. My Toshiba Bluray player is really decent, but the remote (the kind with one AAA battery) is friggin' annoying. Before I bought a new AVR, my former one had a programmable remote (a Pioneer AVR) and I had it controlling the Bluray player perfectly with no issues at all. It used 2 AAA batteries, so I'm guessing this is why. If I ran a consumer electronic products company, I would make sure that the remote was easy to use at all times.
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Jumping on the windows 10 hate. Finally upgraded a couple months ago from windows 7, still can't fix corrupted audio when playing videos in a browser. Audio is totally fine otherwise, just goes to shit with youtube/bitchute etc.

Spent hours installing various older drivers, toggling setting etc. Fuck this thing.



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Boiling eggs. If they don't crack as you gently lower them into boiling water, you can't peel them without constant cuss-words when they're done.
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 Post subject: Re: Little things that annoy the hell out of you
PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 9:34 pm 


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This isn't really annoyance, more a bit of morbid fascination/cringe, but: Falsificare Accusations from FUCKIN YOUTUBE SCRUBS. Cheaters exist, of course! I'm not talking about splicing, or altered game speeds, or other more insidious stuff, though. Just idiots misunderstanding basic mechanics and fulminating thereon regardless. Hitboxes, i-frames, safespots and so on.

There's a real prize shitpost in this video's comments, which I'd assumed was the pick of the litter, and has served me well over the years.

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(for the uninitiated, Contra III's hitboxes are friggin' tiny, almost danmaku-style, for good reason! several harder dodges would be impossible otherwise. skilled players will exploit this, naturally! it's kill or be killed, bro!)

It's so risible I eventually edited the name and avatar, partially in case it's some other poor fuck's name and/or face, mostly in case this guy really did attach himself to such utter ignorance (all this assuming, of course, it's not just trolling). I've said some dumb shit over the years and have tried to make amends, I hope anyway! Yo - I wouldn't trust you with a fuckin cup of coffee if I saw this attached to your online presence!

But idly scrolling through - it is an excellent run, worth rewatching now and then for both technical insight and simple entertainment - I see there's been a bumper crop in the last couple years. This, even after the runner posted detailed information on the game's mechanical features. It keeps happening!

It really is like observing the essence of ignorance in safe laboratory conditions. I get scepticism, but when someone clearly does not understand the most basic features of the thing they're observing, and is compelled to proclaim their judgement anyway? The seed of one of humanity's vilest demons lurks!

Anyway as I say not an annoyance per se. TBH I love these shitheads. Image
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 Post subject: Re: Little things that annoy the hell out of you
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I lost track of how many "that bullet clearly touched you" comments I saw on shmup vids
tho I haven't looked for a while -- maybe by now most people have gotten the picture? :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Little things that annoy the hell out of you
PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 11:43 pm 


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This isn't really annoyance, more a bit of morbid fascination/cringe, but: Falsificare Accusations from FUCKIN YOUTUBE SCRUBS. Cheaters exist, of course! I'm not talking about splicing, or altered game speeds, or other more insidious stuff, though. Just idiots misunderstanding basic mechanics and fulminating thereon regardless. Hitboxes, i-frames, safespots and so on.


what drives me nuts about these types is that they're the same to post "wow, you're really great at this game!" on things like world of longplays videos, which are almost exclusively heavily tool-assisted through and obviously played by amateurs who don't know basic strategies you'd naturally discover. when looking up strategies while playing cross wiber, the retard playing it on world of longplays didn't even figure out for the entire game that the select button transforms you when you cross the proper HP threshold. it's amazing!!

i remember arguing with some moron about his werewolf: the last warrior nomiss and how it was extremely obviously not done by someone who had ever naturally beaten the game and pointed out numerous ways in which his play was incompetent. he's got a ton of videos up where he just happens to buster keaton his way to victory and it's obvious something was highly amiss. he kept insisting he really did it - then i noticed a couple of months later he'd uploaded a new werewolf video that was still obviously by an amateur after i'd called him out, claiming in the description he felt unhappy with his level of play in the previous.

this infuriated me, so i looked at his video history for games he couldn't have savestated through and found the ps3 duck tales, which he dies numerous times playing. fucking lol. can miraculously clear werewolf without dying, but can't even get through fucking duck tales without numerous deaths. it's a little amusing, but these people seriously drive me up a wall.
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 Post subject: Re: Little things that annoy the hell out of you
PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:16 am 


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mamboFoxtrot wrote:
I lost track of how many "that bullet clearly touched you" comments I saw on shmup vids
tho I haven't looked for a while -- maybe by now most people have gotten the picture? :lol:


That was the spirit of hope with which I revisited the comments - it was not to be! :sad:

MY SUPER HOT TAKES ON THE ISSUE!! :o

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^^^ Yo, I know that 35y/o dude, I mow he lawn every Sunday when he wife at the supermarket - mediocre Contra III player tbh but damn, he know how to rub a man neck. He even paid me to teach him some wrestling moves. Image Ha! I kid! OR DO I? What do you expect me to do - back my internet shit up? LMAO

A spark of sanity:

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^^^ The UFO in question is a POW carrier, which the runner doesn't want to open because speedrun = no weapon pickups past stage 1, so he deliberately lets it float past. That's how they work! It's not R-TYPE for the IREM M72 where the powerup delivery mechanism can kill the player!

I'm kidding, I don't know what the fuck POW Armors are supposed to be. Maybe they stole all the powerups! I think their cute little walking animation and rotund form are a sinister trap to lure you in! :shock:

The important thing here is: he asked! That spirit of enquiry, that human capacity to recognise one's own limitations and seek guidance - that is important! Image I provide him with an answer, because I am a cool and personable dude on the internet! I LIKED MY OWN COMMENT 2! Image Well, I am cool until someone disses my godfather Jaquio aka GUARDIA DE MIEUX. Then, I turn into the feared R2RKMF enforcer Birufordo von Beast Fuck aka ANIMALE DE POLLO Image (it's a hood name. we get them after being jumped-in to the R2RKMF. I ain't choose it. :oops:)

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^^^ The XTREEM hero worship / difficulty exaggeration isn't too helpful either... this dude is the internet's #1 sauce on Saigo no Nindou, a game nobody can see past the fourth stage of, because I and the million others who've 1LCd it are a race of super-beings sent to Earth to impart great gaming skills to the menfolk, and great sex to the women. HA! I had you going until the end, didn't I? Obviously, we are here to be JO buddies to the menfolk.

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it's a little amusing, but these people seriously drive me up a wall.


Yeah, you must be careful not to overdo it with the hard stuff! This is weapons-grade noobfuckery! :o
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a game nobody can see past the fourth stage of


where do they come up with this shit? their "one friend who is good at games?" their own personal experience? just guessing?
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In that dude's Saigo fantasy, it's probably st4 being the point where the game really stomps down on sub-optimal play. :lol: A great Shikigami no Shiro III quote comes to mind - its speaker appropriately lycanthropic, even!

"You can't bluff your way through this one. Die."

Fuck yes, ice cold. :cool:

You know, I heard BGR-44 (Saigo player referenced above, celebrated STG scorer) supposedly did get into some deep shit re: falsificare, but it seemed ambiguous at the time. I shall go research. Regardless, if someone posts that shit without so much as a hint of elaboration imma whip out the pollo and smack that dislike. Image
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I think I just stumbled across the source of such noobtastic opinions: The miserable attempt to piggyback off a successful youtube franchise, "Honest GAME Trailers."

The one I just saw describes the gameplay of Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 as basically Streets of Rage.

And enjoy their Devil May Cry videos if you'd like to pop a few blood vessels.
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If I ever want my account incinerated on the spot, I'm gonna PM system11 with the Ninja Gaiden arcade review I read the other day that calls the NES game "an intricate and demanding trial" (AKA: We already got all your money, kid! No continues for you!), and the arcade one more likeable because it's "a good old button bash you can finish in an afternoon" (AKA: Aren't continues great, kid? Give us all your money!). Everyone's an expert on the internet, it must be true! :cool:

I'm kidding bloodf pls don't throw me in the slammer :shock: I ain't even played the AC one! It has rad intermissions though! Image

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Little Annoyed Hell GAIDEN: everyone knows & talks up the "Continue" screen. Fuck I only saw it for a split-second at six years old and I never forgot it (I sure forgot Ryu's goofy "OUUU" death sound, though!). But why is this game's sense of humour so underrated? It's hilarious and completely taking the piss out of 80s ninja fever! Ryu is basically on a business trip to kill some assless chaps weirdo, with plenty of R&R interspersed. After a light afternoon's work beating Jason Voorhees cosplayers to death, my boy's gonna hit the tables and then hit the sack! NINJA IN USA indeed!

I mean obviously it's pretty rough knowing that if he fails, he gets fucking buzzsawed in half, but that's not a problem for 1CCs aka REAL NINJA MONOGATARI! Hey, wait a minute... Ryu's Great Buzzsaw Predicament was totally a Goldfinger riff, wasn't it :o yeah I know, slowpoke.jpg but like I said nobody ever talks about this stuff!
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It depends on the vid. Cheaters are definitely out there.

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I didn't know this kind of idiocy was out there. Well I take that back I know people are absolute morons I just didn't know it spilled over into the gaming on youtube scene. Commenting on a game while knowing absolutely nothing about it. Classy.

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It depends on the vid. Cheaters are definitely out there.

10:30

https://youtu.be/0t1TmoP4kiM


Looks like all the commenters are fooled...

I'm not going to watch the video because I'm lazy and I assume if you are posting it you are being honest that it's full of cheats.
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orange808 wrote:
It depends on the vid. Cheaters are definitely out there.


They are, unquestionably. See the ongoing marvel of BIRRY MITCHELL. Image

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However it's one thing to call a video superhumanly performed, or doctored in some way... and another to demonstrate absolute ignorance of a game's mechanics, as with my good friend Legit Contra Player up top. The "burning floor" thing is utter dogshit, for example - he might as well say Hurblat cheated because the game booted up at power-on. The flames becoming harmless prior to their graphics completely disappearing is objectively how the game code works, no "1337 HAX" involved.

It's probably a comfort & style decision on Team SFX's part - would be annoying if your superhuman commandos had to wait for the tiniest specks of fire to disappear. Much more badass to plunge through as the raging hell departs. I do it in my own Hard 1LC. I even hammer out some C+C as I descend for slow-mo fire runnin' Image Image PLAYER CHARACTER "BIRU RIZER" BGM "IT'S TIME FOR REVENGE / BLOODY STORM" fuck I want to boot it up right now.

I mean look at this motherfucker
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And then here comes "Legit Contra Player" to empty his enlightened bowels all over the run, the player, and by extension the game itself. Some people are just animals, holy fuck. :lol:
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No doubt, there. The worst part of it is: even Contra serfs like me already knew the fire wouldn't kill you, there. It's not even an obscure bit of trivia.
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