Life is a shmup

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BROTHER.
I've wanted to make this thread for weeks.

Life hard.
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Suicide is imminent.
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And then you die.
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My life is like Cho Aniki and Cotton. All I care about is getting huge and looking at cute things.
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Wolves are social creatures. Wallflower mission, more like.
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life is a shmup
you live it very hard
better stay on top of rank
or it will kill you very fast
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I think life is more like a roguelike. Permadeath, no save scumming and you need to go through life with whatever you got.

If it was a shmup, we'd all be piloting uber-expensive ships with lots of firepower.
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Ruldra wrote:I think life is more like a roguelike
this.

not a 1LC shmup for everyone buddhists have multiples credits.
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Someone needs to hack LIFE and add save state support.
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Or life could be considered a MMORPG.

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Until now I've never been short of credits to continue.
1LC or 1CC's are a options which are off the table for long already. :roll:

So I play the game of life unlike I play my shmups. I creditfeed it to the max.
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Vokatse wrote:I mean, you are all on your own. Just you against overwhelming odds. It's a lone wolf mission every time. Difficult situations come up, and you may have the resources to back you up, but once they are gone, it takes a while to get those resources back.
Also, playing with someone else sounds fun at the start, until you realise it screws up the scrolling and kills scoring... You end up getting hit by things you would have breezed past on your own. It's fun for a bit but you know your not playing the game properly - you're just distracting yourself. You end up paying for their credit, and usually they game over before you, so just pump some more money in there.

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Ruldra wrote:Or life could be considered a MMORPG.
No monthly fees? Hahaha. Life is like Radiant Silvergun; it only gets harder the worse off you are at the start.
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Play for score or GTFO.

Life here is more like a fightan, beat or be beaten.
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No check points and no extends though.
Much fewer bullets though, if you don't live in America.
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ha, fuck yeah, american highschool is a fuckin danmaku situation!

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drauch wrote:My life is like Cho Aniki and Cotton. All I care about is getting huge and looking at cute things.
Please define "getting huge" and looking at cute things? and how does that correlate to Cho Aniki?
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As I explained to Skykid last year, Life is a game of Darius.

Life is about choices.
Making good choices.
Good well-informed choices.
Its a Darius run.
Do I go up for the higher scoring more difficult run?
Do I go down for a lower scoring easier run?
Or do I zig zag through the middle like the Artful Dodger?

Do the research. Think outside the box. Make the well informed choices, & you will get that high SCOAR.
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Life is a bullet hell shmup.

At first it seems like an overwhelming challenge, but then you calm down and realize that 90% of the bullets you worry about aren't even aimed at you.

When those bullets get too close for comfort, you suddenly realize that yes, you can take it, because it turns out your hitbox is smaller than your sprite.

What's more, the closer you examine them, the more you realize those bullets have hitboxes, and they aren't nearly as big and scary as they looked at first.

Finally, you realize the fact that since the bosses are aiming for you, you're actually in control of the situation and where those shots will end up is for you to decide.
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*shakes spraypaint*

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DEL wrote:Life is a game of Darius.
You will see the creation of new lives. (Especially when you have kids)
Don't hold grudges. GET EVEN.
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ST Dragon wrote:
drauch wrote:My life is like Cho Aniki and Cotton. All I care about is getting huge and looking at cute things.
Please define "getting huge" and looking at cute things? and how does that correlate to Cho Aniki?
Well, I was going to let you use your imagination, but I'll elaborate a bit: I want to look like this:

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damn, drauch. that picture just gave me an EXTEND.
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is it because the guy on the right also has a blowhole?
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maybe im into that kinda thing.
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Damn, guys: I just got a 1-Up.
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DEL wrote:As I explained to Skykid last year, Life is a game of Darius.
So the rank system's broken, some patterns are undodgeable and you need an autofire hack to stand a fighting chance? :P

But none of that matters, because ZUNTATA!
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