LoneSage wrote:Dude! Everyone knows cats are where it's at

Apartment's too small for a cat

or I'd have
him instead... that is, after fighting my ex's mother for custody

[long story]
snap monkey wrote:With names like that, you really need to dye them red and green, respectively, on a regular basis. Plus, all the hard work would really pay off around late December.
I've thought about it
Sly Cherry Chunks wrote:Got tired of NeoPets and moved on to the real thing, I take it?
No, I still play that... I just want some company while I'm playing

It gets lonely after everyone else has gone to bed and I still have to stay up
SheSaidDutch wrote:I remember when I had Gerbils they were apparently both males
three weeks later I heard the sqweak of little pink things
I think there was atleast eight of them or maybe more

A friend of mine says he got ONE gerbil once and suddenly had like fifteen

apparently "he" got knocked up before coming home with him...
I'm just worried they might be brother and sister, which would be even worse
Vexorg, that is the cutest puppy I've ever seen

If I had a dog, I'd want one like that
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