i, the mainstream gamer, have shown enough patience with you, so far. All you've done, until now, is just writing nonsensical claimings about me, the mainstreamer, ruining your childhood memories of fond afternoons moving a ship around a screen.
However, and this is a big however, time passes and things change: and, once in a while, they change for the better.
Now, in the glorious days of the ps3, we have one gazillion polygons on screen, while you keep buying parallax-challenged games just because they're 2D.
Your elitism is completely insane, as it can be easily deduced by one simple consideration: 3D has three dimensions, 2D just two.More is better, obviously! Should i continue...?
Seriously, most of your arrogant attitude deals in nostalgia, and surely not in gaming: you brag about how cool you are when you can do a 30 hits chain on DDP, while i spend entire weeks without sleeping, trying to collect all items in GTA!Do you honestly think that you can even remotely compete with me, in terms of pure and untamed gaming skill?
Even my sis, 5 years old, can do 800M in Ikaruga, so it's better if you put your pride aside, accept that our Britney Spears games are *flawless* (because, well, with all the marketing behind it, they better be), and accept that we're the brave new world of gaming.
Ah, and all of my orgasms were fake.
cordially yours,
the mainstream gamer
P.S.
And beside that, my collection is bigger than yours...we all know what you really care about, you wannabe alternative underground sciovinist!
. It's official.
)
