Less danmaku/lolita shmups plz

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Less danmaku/lolita shmups plz

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... seriously.
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I'm sure all the Japanese shmup devs that read this forum will take your post seriously.

All zero of them.
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Ok, I'll do as you say.
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Udderdude wrote:I'm sure all the Japanese shmup devs that read this forum will take your post seriously.

All zero of them.
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wish granted, next plz...
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Nope, we don't need less danmaku/lolita shmups, we need more of other styles.
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Udderdude wrote:I'm sure all the Japanese shmup devs that read this forum will take your post seriously.

All zero of them.
Thank goodness there's somebody around these parts who makes danmaku without lolita.

Wait...if you could draw, would your shmupz have teh loliz? I require an answer immediately.
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worstplayer wrote:Nope, we don't need less danmaku/lolita shmups, we need more of other styles.
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I say we're just tired of this softcore lolikon crap, we need more hardcore lolikon crap though.
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Post by Danbo »

But yeah if there's anything us Shmuppers don't need it's less of anything. More games! More lolis, more steampunk, more cyberpunk, more spaceships, more cute-em-ups, more glow squid, more insect princesses, more lime jelly, more cool planes and cool pilots!
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Re: Less danmaku/lolita shmups plz

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PooshhMao wrote:... seriously.
why?
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Post by Elixir »

Shmups today probably won't sell without some sort of moe fashion now. Look at what it did for Otomedius.
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Danbo Daxter wrote:If it's not manic it's boring as shit.
^^this
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So games that are made for Japan only has somebody from out of Japan saying saying something about them.
That's like me saying Asia should stop eating rice because I like potatoes better.
I guess you mean, I wish people from other countriess would grow the ballz needed to make shmups. I hear ya! :wink:
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Post by Udderdude »

Ed Oscuro wrote:
Udderdude wrote:I'm sure all the Japanese shmup devs that read this forum will take your post seriously.

All zero of them.
Thank goodness there's somebody around these parts who makes danmaku without lolita.

Wait...if you could draw, would your shmupz have teh loliz? I require an answer immediately.
No it would not have teh loliz, sorry to dissapoint you.

Although the OP specified less lolis and danmaku, so I still fail 1 out of 2 according to him.
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sven666 wrote:wish granted, next plz...
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http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?game_id=9726

Not shure this can be counted as a shmup, its more like a puzzle. But you shoot things and have girls undressed :D
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Those look more like milfs, not girls.
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Post by third_strike »

I HATE LOLITA
WE HATE LOLITA

Cool!
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Post by ncp »

okay, but instead all shmups will be naked men a la cho aniki

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Post by Spanky »

Not a fan per say but, I am happy to get a new shmups or 2 every year even if the lolis is part of the game.
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Post by SockPuppetHyren »

ncp wrote:okay, but instead all shmups will be naked men a la cho aniki
It will star Aine, and be the best shmup ever. We will name it, YAOI QUEST!
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Post by Momijitsuki »

There's always the indie shmup 'Space Phallus' if you don't like loli characters in your shmups.

what are you talking about anyway loli danmaku shmups are the best shmups
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Post by PooshhMao »

I used to be really into King of Fighters, until the roster expansion firmly went the emo drag queen/ underage girl route.

Same for shmups really.
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ncp wrote:okay, but instead all shmups will be naked men a la cho aniki

CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
can we all agree that this would be better than loli
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CStarFlare wrote:
ncp wrote:okay, but instead all shmups will be naked men a la cho aniki

CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR
can we all agree that this would be better than loli
no.....no sausage fests allowed :wink:
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Post by FIL »

How about a shmup where a big macho dude teams up with a tiny loli?
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