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Toss up for either GameCube or PC Engine
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PSOne or PSTwo:

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I'm having a hard time deciding ... but I think PSTwo wins.
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I do like the white Marty, something weirdly attractive about its enormous size and weight too (but not the common failure of its disk drive/laser).

Anyone for a mirror finish?

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That's one pimped out gamecube D:
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The Marty is unexpectedly sexy. Very nice design.

And even though the Vita is the sexiest handheld, the NGPC is really nice looking. Better looking than the Game Boy line, although I'm pretty fond of the original GBA's design, and the Micro is pretty slick too.

I'm still wondering what you people see in the Wondermega though. The X'Eye on the other hand... [not the Wondermega 2]
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null1024 wrote: I'm still wondering what you people see in the Wondermega though. The X'Eye on the other hand... [not the Wondermega 2]
For real? I always thought the X'Eye was seriously fugly. The equivalent of the US snes to SFC. No, worse.
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Skykid wrote:
null1024 wrote: I'm still wondering what you people see in the Wondermega though. The X'Eye on the other hand... [not the Wondermega 2]
For real? I always thought the X'Eye was seriously fugly. The equivalent of the US snes to SFC. No, worse.
Man, now I'm gonna get stabbed for saying this. :P
I like the US SNES's design a bit more than the PAL/JP, although I don't think any of the SNES/SFC models look that great anyway. I'm probably looking for different design cues as sexy.
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^ Unusual but each to their own.

Speaking of Wondermegas and such, the Mega CD may not have set the world on fire but it definitely benefited from some sexy design work.

For me this constitutes the nicest stack-up gaming ever came up with:

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And the multimega also got the Mega CD aesthetic buzz:

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The Model 1 HDC Genesis is very sexy.
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Honestly speaking, probably this:

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The amount of want is ginourmous.

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Its... BEAUTIFUL.
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There can be only one winner... PC Engine LT. :oops:

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I like the look of the Genesis model 2 better, the red buttons look odd.
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O.Van Bruce wrote: The amount of want is ginourmous.

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Its... BEAUTIFUL.
You know it's just the faceplate released with the LE? Sure you can get one pretty easily. Not as easy as the Deathsmiles one, that's pretty common as it came with the US release, but YHJ or even the trading station might have one (in fact, I think a Galuda 2 LE just sold... yep, £60, from soundwave.)
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Skykid wrote:You know it's just the faceplate released with the LE? Sure you can get one pretty easily. Not as easy as the Deathsmiles one, that's pretty common as it came with the US release, but YHJ or even the trading station might have one (in fact, I think a Galuda 2 LE just sold... yep, £60, from soundwave.)
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Skykid wrote:Let's have a chat. What's the most aesthetically pleasing console to you, if you had to pick just one?

After Drach posted this pic, I was reminded once again of the sheer beauty of the Wondermega. I think for me, this holds the no.1 spot. There's a PCE briefcase, a white Saturn and a SFC in the running somewhere, but if I had to pick just one... yeah, too sexy:

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I also vote for the Victor Wondermega RG-M1 model. (The Sega Wondermega has a white ring, which doesn't look as good, imo.)

Fun fact: The Wondermega in the above picture is actually mine, and I took the picture in my old bathroom. :)
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Subjective as beauty is it's very difficult to compare consoles from 20-30 years ago to more modern beasts. Much as cars have gone from being blocky to more streamlined in their appearance, so have consoles, but that's not to say that there weren't consoles that looked really good for their time. What looked "futuristic" 20 years ago looks blocky and outdated now.
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Well, I have to admit, the wondermega wins. I never really analyzed it's design until now.
The Panasonic Q/Cube is a bit too shiny and flashy although it is certainly very neat. Second place.
Thanks to the op for raising the price of the Wondermega...... :twisted:
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Dreamcast

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Opposing the majority of japanese consoles:

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And +1 for the Mega Drive 1 / Mega-CD 1 stack-up, always loved it!!
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Black n64.
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DrTrouserPlank wrote:Subjective as beauty is it's very difficult to compare consoles from 20-30 years ago to more modern beasts. Much as cars have gone from being blocky to more streamlined in their appearance, so have consoles, but that's not to say that there weren't consoles that looked really good for their time. What looked "futuristic" 20 years ago looks blocky and outdated now.
I dunno, more old systems had a small and sleek look than new ones. They weren't these huge monstrosities you have now.

.. with the exception of the SNES :P
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I can't pick just one.

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I also like the CDX, Genesis 1, Neo Geo AES, Neo Geo Pocket, and the Duo.
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I used to own this! (I got it cheap 2nd hand.)

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Pikachu's cheeks light up when you turn it on...
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Thread reminded me of this girl I used to know who had a green N64.

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Gunmetal PS3!

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I think the Burgundy DSi XL looks great! Nintendo needs to make a burgundy 3DS XL.

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BrianC wrote:I like the look of the Genesis model 2 better, the red buttons look odd.
Not when the power's on and the red LEDs pop up. I find the red buttons *very* fitting as they go with the red LEDs.

The Jap one has even weirder colours (purple/blue), and the US 'Genesis 2' has 'GENESIS' in big letters stuck around the back end of it which I don't like (then again, I also don't like 'Genesis' as a name). I like some colour to go with it.
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