I hope there's at least one blood sacrifice to a Mayan god.SuperSoaker360 wrote:I wonder how much outrageous shit we will be hearing on the news if this apocalypse doesn't actually happen. :lol:
The last month of the world
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Who knew?!
http://mixnsip.com/2011/01/mayan-sacrifice/

http://mixnsip.com/2011/01/mayan-sacrifice/

Awwwwwwwwwww yeah1 oz vodka
1 oz coffee liqueur
1/2 oz tequila
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No blood of a virgin? That's going to piss Quetzalcoatl off.shmuppyLove wrote: 1 oz vodka
1 oz coffee liqueur
1/2 oz tequila
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... eriano.jpg
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Nah, not me. Mine is a little better, although it's still pretty shitty. My armor piece is currently held together by clothespins. I'll try and get a picture for apocalyptic proof.
BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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Are you going to be naked again on that picture?
Naked people are so apocalyptic.
Naked people are so apocalyptic.

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It can be arranged.
BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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Use a cps2 board to hide your junk.drauch wrote:It can be arranged.
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I bought a camera to film it all in HD.
The thing is with predictions, is that sometimes, just sometimes people act on them to make them come true.
What if the person who did the prediction saw the future on a TV screen? S/he might be watching 2012 on blu ray not realizing it.
One thing is for sure. Apart from fancy phones, faster computers and space travel, humanity has seen the pinnacle of itself right about now. Its all down hill from here baby.
The thing is with predictions, is that sometimes, just sometimes people act on them to make them come true.
What if the person who did the prediction saw the future on a TV screen? S/he might be watching 2012 on blu ray not realizing it.
One thing is for sure. Apart from fancy phones, faster computers and space travel, humanity has seen the pinnacle of itself right about now. Its all down hill from here baby.
This industry has become 2 dimensional as it transcended into a 3D world.
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@Udderdude: Actually, Quetzalcouatl was unusual among the Mexica teotl for NOT wanting human sacrifices. Or, perhaps better still, needing them. It took a lot of the other teotl's blood to help Tonatiuh (the sun teotl) cross the sky each day, and the sooner they got a human blood transfusion, the better. Especially with the Tzitzimichi hammering at the doors to the world non-stop...
Besides, the idea of the world ENDING on 12/21/12, or anywhere in remote proximity to that, would be news to the Maya. All the double rollover of their two calendars predicted was a great auspice for anyone alive then (might not want to say that to anybody in Connecticut right now, though. Not even with cold iron plated mail.). NO MASS RUIN OF ANY SORT. Not to mention it seems like the Maya WOULD have continued crafting calendars past that rollover point. The reason they didn't, I think, is that this was around the time that the agricultural infrastructure was starting to collapse upon itself. Because of their understanding of temporal cycles, the Maya upper class probably thought the double rollover, especially with it so relatively far away, was a good point to leave off for the non, while they dealt with bigger concerns.
Besides, the idea of the world ENDING on 12/21/12, or anywhere in remote proximity to that, would be news to the Maya. All the double rollover of their two calendars predicted was a great auspice for anyone alive then (might not want to say that to anybody in Connecticut right now, though. Not even with cold iron plated mail.). NO MASS RUIN OF ANY SORT. Not to mention it seems like the Maya WOULD have continued crafting calendars past that rollover point. The reason they didn't, I think, is that this was around the time that the agricultural infrastructure was starting to collapse upon itself. Because of their understanding of temporal cycles, the Maya upper class probably thought the double rollover, especially with it so relatively far away, was a good point to leave off for the non, while they dealt with bigger concerns.
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Everyone is nuts, just go to the 2012 phenomenon article on wikipedia and scroll down to Precession and read it, thats all that will happen.


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Wikipedia is ran by the Mayans, though. You can't trust anyone.
BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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I picked a booger; it rocked! 

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Less than 24 hours remain until this website is made even more useless.
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seeing that gas mask in the top right corner is kinds unsettling. is that gonna save you from ineveitbale doom?NTSC-J wrote:Less than 24 hours remain until this website is made even more useless.

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Might save you from inevitable spelling errors.moh wrote:seeing that gas mask in the top right corner is kinds unsettling. is that gonna save you from ineveitbale doom?NTSC-J wrote:Less than 24 hours remain until this website is made even more useless.
Always outnumbered, never outgunned - No zuo no die
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Here the government has restricted access to a hill where silly hippies gather to try to spot aliens and do other existential energetic hippie stuff so they don't commit mass suicide.
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"Our countdown timer has been carefully calculated and verified to be accurate right down to the very last second."NTSC-J wrote:Less than 24 hours remain until this website is made even more useless.
I'd like to ask them how exactly they verified that information.
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They must be using a super expensive nuclear clock. We need to know exactly when the end is coming.

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SHMUP sale page.Randorama wrote:ban CMoon for being a closet Jerry Falwell cockmonster/Ann Coulter fan, Nijska a bronie (ack! The horror!), and Ed Oscuro being unable to post 100-word arguments without writing 3-pages posts.
Eugenics: you know it's right!
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Udderdude wrote:No blood of a virgin? That's going to piss Quetzalcoatl off.shmuppyLove wrote: 1 oz vodka
1 oz coffee liqueur
1/2 oz tequila
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... eriano.jpg
But not enough to prevent THE END. OF THE WORLD.[/science]The addition of tequila is just enough to prevent the Mayan Sacrifice from being too sweet and ordinary.
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Shit, not gonna be able to have the barley wine I just brewed.
SHMUP sale page.Randorama wrote:ban CMoon for being a closet Jerry Falwell cockmonster/Ann Coulter fan, Nijska a bronie (ack! The horror!), and Ed Oscuro being unable to post 100-word arguments without writing 3-pages posts.
Eugenics: you know it's right!
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Only 11 1/2 hours to go. I'm partying like there's no tomorrow. :3NTSC-J wrote:Less than 24 hours remain until this website is made even more useless.

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Ouch, you should get to them before they petrify!Nate wrote:I picked a booger; it rocked!
I have scheduled a haircut for zero hour (or roughly so - noon EST). Then go get a new driver's license picture, which means I'll never have to do that again. Waitin' for the world to end in style at the DMV.
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http://dawnofthefirstday.info/
Greatest website.
Greatest website.
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<S.Yagawa> I like the challenge of "doing the impossible" with older hardware, and pushing it as far as it can go.
<S.Yagawa> I like the challenge of "doing the impossible" with older hardware, and pushing it as far as it can go.
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I wonder who is a Majora's Mask fan and has skillz to do some website coding...could it be?...nah
Fuck, I remember nothing, that purple bar looks both familiar and unfamiliar at the same time
Fuck, I remember nothing, that purple bar looks both familiar and unfamiliar at the same time

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It's not gonna true, because they debunked it by NASA! you know that!
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World ended four minutes ago. How's everyone doing?