Why is your STGT 2012 team the best?

[sikraiken]

http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?t=15378

We haven't had this thread in a few years. Why is your team the best?

[DJ Incompetent]

India Pale Ales

[dunpeal2064]

India Pale Ales

Now I have a game plan.

[mesh control]

best state.

[ShadowWraith]

Best team name related to a mexican food in the competition.

[KAI]

Peron was an aviator, and we are blessed by his spirit.

[nZero]

India Pale Ales

Wild Turkey Rye here, might switch it up depending on my Strikers performance haha

[RNGmaster]

We will rock your socks off come Ketsui or Batsugun week.

[Deca]

I've been inadvertently stealing your IPA strategy for years apparently.

[Thanuris]

Peron was an aviator, and we are blessed by his spirit.

but he has no hands, how can he possibly play shmups?!

[DMC]

Let me introduce you to our crew.

Shooting Gangstaz a.k.a. $.W.A.


Blackoak :
Is our connection to the japanese underworld, straight from the Westside, US.
Whenever we make raw deals with the Cave, the Clover Clan, and the most obscure indie hustlers out there, Blackoak handles the more delicate kind of communication, ya know w'am sayin'?


Dragoforce:
All mame snitch fagets with huge hitboxes, beware. When this guy hits, he hits hard!
Got his hands on a VCR superplay collection that is so rugged it even makes Sven666's look like shit.
If you touch his grails, he showz you his grills!


Ed Oscuro:
This guy's is as crazy as Ol' Dirty.
Any touhou noob out there better know when to shut it - and go play Eight Forces!


Kaiser:
Don't let the blonde looks fool you. Ever dealt with the Polish Mafia?! ...
Didn't think so! Just ask BIL who had this spot prior to Kaiser.
You know what they say: The only way to get a spot in our crew...


TonK:
This G' hustles more pcb than most of you bitches will ever own.
Rumour has it he smuggles dope in his pcb packages.


Mc palhaço a.k.a. third_strike:
Every Gangsta Crew needs a latino. Where do you think TonK gets his green from?
Vatos Locos forever, ese!
Cool!

[trap15]

*snores*

[DMC]

Like a trap's opinion would matter.

[trap15]

No, that's why my team is the best

[CStarFlare]

because my team can play what it wants during stgt 2012

[Cagar]

I don't know anyone from my team.

[cj iwakura]

Our mascot is the internet.

[Drachenherz]

Because we're fucking casuals!

(Yeah... right...)

Right?

[sunburstbasser]

We are the best because bpwner.

Also, we are the most metal.

[Aliquantic]

My team is the best because I'm not on either of them!

[Moniker]

India Pale Ales

Wild Turkey Rye here, might switch it up depending on my Strikers performance haha

Crown Royal on the rocks with lime. Sip or swill for desired level of rank control.

[heavymetalmage]

We are the best because bpwner.

Also, we are the most metal.

True dat.

[Aquas]

Because we play with modesty to the knowledge that we reach our inevitable deaths in (endless) shmups.
Team Loser is class!

[drunkninja24]

Because ponies.

That is all.

[Nifty]

Pony's are past their prime

Our davies are eternal

[sirmax]

We've got dancing tanks in our name, you can't beat that.

[FIL]

We were mostly assembled at random. We have fate on our side.

[dpful]

Because we take this shit SERIOUSLY, right guys? Nice to meet you!

[SuperSoaker360]

Because we can choose which game is worth our time.
And it's totally not because we all suck and we're lying back on our team name as an excuse for it.

[Ed Oscuro]

India Pale Ales

Wild Turkey Rye here, might switch it up depending on my Strikers performance haha

Crown Royal on the rocks with lime. Sip or swill for desired level of rank control.

Or just swill it straight from the bottle!