Why is your STGT 2007 team the best?

szycag · Post by **szycag** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 5:09 pm

http://adam.dmgice.com/downranktheme.mp3

Pretty much, TEAM DOWNRANK is the best because we have our own theme song that I made. Forfeit now.

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:14 pm

Drink and Fly is the best because we ain't got no image and we ain't got no style. We don't rap and we can't act and we definitely ain't too fucking pretty. But we'll drink you under the table, knock your fucking teeth out, steal your fucking car, piss in your face, fuck your fucking mother and make fun of the Germans the whole time.

Apologies to Blood for Blood for the blatant theft.

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:23 pm

Acid King wrote:...and make fun of the Germans the whole time.

Sure, go ahead, but we'll make sure to beat you guys by a single point again this year, then we'll see who has the last laugh!

shoe-sama · Post by **shoe-sama** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:38 pm

szycag wrote:http://adam.dmgice.com/downranktheme.mp3

Pretty much, TEAM DOWNRANK is the best because we have our own theme song that I made. Forfeit now.

OMG NO LYFE

szycag · Post by **szycag** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:30 pm

piss in your face

not want

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:55 am

Team Loser is the only team in the entire competition which is seeking last place - thus, we cannot fail.

PROMETHEUS · Post by **PROMETHEUS** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:56 am

unless another team is so bad that they'll steal the last place from you without wanting it

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:03 am

PROMETHEUS wrote:unless another team is so bad that they'll steal the last place from you without wanting it

We are the only team bad enough to outdo ourselves. Whether we do so or not, we win.

Pirate1019 · Post by **Pirate1019** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:13 am

BulletMagnet wrote:Team Loser is the only team in the entire competition which is seeking last place - thus, we cannot fail.

Our captain is the STGT official mascot. What else needs to be said?

szycag · Post by **szycag** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:13 am

Rob wrote:It's no fun when teams play up how much they suck. Takes all of the fun out of pummeling them. So yeah, stop it.

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:41 am

Hey, this is a serious competition here - you think we're going to let your comfort get in the way of our quest? Seriously, get your game faces on.

malcolm · Post by **malcolm** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 2:03 am

Team drink and Fly, because we have the "Worlds greatest shmup player" as our captain.
I hope. Where are you DJ?
Is anyone out there...anyone at all.

Aleanil · Post by **Aleanil** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 2:22 am

Team Lurkers are the best... cause we totally lurk and steal secret strategies from all the better players.

Post by **Icarus** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 2:22 am

Aleanil wrote:Team Lurkers are the best... cause we totally lurk and steal secret strategies from all the better players.

Good luck trying to steal strategies from us.

Pirate1019 · Post by **Pirate1019** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 2:33 am

Namako team are Strategy Ninjas. If I remember correctly, you, icarus, were more or less the sole connection between Namako team and the rest of the forum. I hardly heard a peep.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 2:40 am

Icarus wrote:
Aleanil wrote:Team Lurkers are the best... cause we totally lurk and steal secret strategies from all the better players.
Good luck trying to steal strategies from us.

Internet hacker gangs gonna steal your passwords.

"I've had seven passwords and they got them all."

Aleanil · Post by **Aleanil** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 2:47 am

Rob wrote:Internet hacker gangs gonna steal your passwords.

"I've had seven passwords and they got them all."

psssh, that's way too much work! We just watch and see things. Like Big Brother, except much more harmless.

freddiebamboo · Post by **freddiebamboo** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 2:55 am

Rob wrote:
Icarus wrote:
Aleanil wrote:Team Lurkers are the best... cause we totally lurk and steal secret strategies from all the better players.
Good luck trying to steal strategies from us.
Internet hacker gangs gonna steal your passwords.

"I've had seven passwords and they got them all."

Reminder: PM Icarus to destroy Robs forum.

MA7 · Post by **MA7** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:27 am

Team Lurker hang out in the shadows, looking all cool, waiting to STRIKE!

That's all you need to know..... and that's all you're gonna find out, coz we hardly ever post anyway

KBZ · Post by **KBZ** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 2:32 pm

we bring the 'nuck

and we got jersey's

bsidwell · Post by **bsidwell** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:25 pm

BulletMagnet wrote:Team Loser is the only team in the entire competition which is seeking last place - thus, we cannot fail.

Team SDA would like a word.

zinger · Post by **zinger** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:52 pm

Rob wrote:Internet hacker gangs gonna steal your passwords.

"I've had seven passwords and they got them all."

big LULZ!

Aquas · Post by **Aquas** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:39 pm

I joined Team Loser because there isn't high expectations. And this mindset will allow the true potential of our skills to burst forth by the powers of contempt and nonchalance against our adversaries. We've got bigger wars to fight than this one.

Heh heh.

P_HAT · Post by **P_HAT** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:41 pm

we are best... because... we are best...

shoe-sama · Post by **shoe-sama** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:57 pm

I'm a machine.

I CAN SHOOT FLAMES FROM MY EYES

Beat that.

Pirate1019 · Post by **Pirate1019** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:30 pm

shoe-sama wrote:Beat that.

captain ahar · Post by **captain ahar** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:22 pm

shoe-sama wrote:

is this from a snow crash movie that's coming out? he must have forgot his swords...

DJ Incompetent · Post by **DJ Incompetent** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:34 pm

malcolm wrote:Team drink and Fly, because we have the "Worlds greatest shmup player" as our captain.
I hope. Where are you DJ?
Is anyone out there...anyone at all.

CIT wrote:
Acid King wrote:Drink and Fly is the best because we ain't got no image and we ain't got no style. We don't rap and we can't act and we definitely ain't too fucking pretty. But we'll drink you under the table, knock your fucking teeth out, steal your fucking car, piss in your face, fuck your fucking mother and make fun of the Germans the whole time.
Sure, go ahead, but we'll make sure to beat you guys by a single point again this year, then we'll see who has the last laugh!

outstanding words.
When I get done with this, Germany's captain will be sobbing in a corner huddling in a ball, seeking hard drugs to ease the pain of the crippling unsportsmanlike defeats.

And yes I am the worlds greatest. The questionable ill-promoted poorly-located prototype tournament said so. I can milk Axebeak for 30 million. I taught SWY everything he knows. LAOS called me the other day 'n he was all like "daaaaaamn, DJI, you so awesome. How can I be more like you?" An I wuz all speakin' in Cantonese like, "Hellll, itz just my stiles. You should be drinkin' more. 2 Colt 45s get yo game up some maaaad milk."

We will kill Crappy Macross Reference Team by exactly 2 points this year. No more, no less; out of pure spite.

Edge · Post by **Edge** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:54 pm

Our team is simply the best because all of our team members can randomly throw out cheesy German phrases like "Hier findest du nur dein Grab." while playing. And randomly some "Drink & Fly hat keine Chance gegen uns." Which makes ours to the über-Team.

DJ Incompetent wrote: When I get done with this, Germany's captain will be sobbing in a corner huddling in a ball, seeking hard drugs to ease the pain of the crippling unsportsmanlike defeats.

hehehe, interesting. ^^'
Didn't your parents teach you that you can get cut when you play with edges though?

Oh by the way our teamname is no reference to Macross. (at least I didn't knew about it if it was one...) It's a general reference to all those German names in Japanese games/animes. But this name is also linked to a certain shmup.

captain ahar · Post by **captain ahar** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:08 pm

Edge wrote:...cheesy German phrases like "Hier findest du nur dein Grab."

this one reminds me of "Firefly." wash was funny.

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