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moh · Post by **moh** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:17 am

OMG RAREZ LIMITED EDITION STRAWBERRIEZ
$10,000 BIN!!!

njiska · Post by **njiska** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:18 am

Where in the sweet hell did you find those, Moh?

moh · Post by **moh** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:19 am

I picked them up with my groceries without really reading them..
went to cut some up this morning and died of laughter.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ART BOOK AND SOUNDTRACK?

EmperorIng · Post by **EmperorIng** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:25 am

PM sent.

njiska · Post by **njiska** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:34 am

moh wrote:WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ART BOOK AND SOUNDTRACK?

It's a californian Limited edition. Probably just comes with free carbon credits or information on fuel economy. Seriously thought that is hilarious. I'll have to keep an eye when i'm shopping next time.

Op Intensify · Post by **Op Intensify** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:34 am

I can't eat strawberries with a clear conscience after reading the chapter on migrant labor in Eric Schlosser's Reefer Madness.

Gozer · Post by **Gozer** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:50 am

Make sure you buy two.

One to eat and keep the other sealed.

moh · Post by **moh** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:52 am

njiska wrote:
moh wrote:WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ART BOOK AND SOUNDTRACK?
It's a californian Limited edition. Probably just comes with free carbon credits or information on fuel economy. Seriously thought that is hilarious. I'll have to keep an eye when i'm shopping next time.

im trying to remember where i got them....

either Zehrs in waterloo, or loblaws in mississauga.. i bounce back and fourth between the two since im all over the place

Cuilan · Post by **Cuilan** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:22 am

I live in the same city where those are distributed (actually, less than 10 miles away from me), and I don't remember seeing these in the supermarkets here. Must be a Canada-exclusive LE. I believe they are actually grown in Mexico and then processed/distributed from here.

MOSQUITO FIGHTER · Post by **MOSQUITO FIGHTER** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:42 am

Ha! I used to collect video games. Now I collect Strawberries.

shmuppyLove · Post by **shmuppyLove** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:15 am

Make sure you have them graded by the Fruit Grading Association (FGA).

BPzeBanshee · Post by **BPzeBanshee** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:15 pm

Reminds me of this. Hilarious indeed.

powersoul · Post by **powersoul** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:16 pm

What the hell? Limited edition strawberries? Dont eat those, those are GM foods! But seriously, the soundtrack and artbook thought also came into my mind.

KennyMan666 · Post by **KennyMan666** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:41 pm

Did you get the preorder bonus?

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:54 pm

Be sure to keep the box!

Vexorg · Post by **Vexorg** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:52 pm

njiska wrote:
moh wrote:WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ART BOOK AND SOUNDTRACK?
It's a californian Limited edition. Probably just comes with free carbon credits or information on fuel economy. Seriously thought that is hilarious. I'll have to keep an eye when i'm shopping next time.

Oh, and it has to warn you that it might cause cancer too.

moh · Post by **moh** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:15 pm

Vexorg wrote:
njiska wrote:
moh wrote:WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ART BOOK AND SOUNDTRACK?
It's a californian Limited edition. Probably just comes with free carbon credits or information on fuel economy. Seriously thought that is hilarious. I'll have to keep an eye when i'm shopping next time.
Oh, and it has to warn you that it might cause cancer too.

ironically enough, i didnt end up eating those strawberries. they were already beginning to rot in the store when i bought them and i didnt even notice.

i guess i'll keep them sealed then price-gouge them on ebay in a couple weeks. can you sell fruit on ebay?

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:57 pm

Just a little bit of rot gives strawberries character.

They'll start to go even before they get buzzed. Now, if everybody else was pawing over the packages looking for the best condition limited edition strawberries, maybe that would give you pause, but you have to blow on the car...er, wash the strawberries before eating.

Obiwanshinobi · Post by **Obiwanshinobi** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:34 pm

I have a suspicion that those who throw food away are inclined to end up ransacking garbage for food.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:43 pm

"Battle not with strawberries, lest ye become a strawberry; and if you gaze into the garbage, the garbage gazes also into you."

Cagar · Post by **Cagar** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:09 am

I always grin when I see this coffee.

President black - gold label.

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:36 pm

xbl0x180 · Post by **xbl0x180** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:45 pm

Cuilan wrote:I live in the same city where those are distributed (actually, less than 10 miles away from me), and I don't remember seeing these in the supermarkets here. Must be a Canada-exclusive LE. I believe they are actually grown in Mexico and then processed/distributed from here.

I think you mean they are grown by Mexicans. I drive by strawberry fields in Orange County - and that's who grows them

moh · Post by **moh** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:12 pm

Ed Oscuro wrote:"Battle not with strawberries, lest ye become a strawberry; and if you gaze into the garbage, the garbage gazes also into you."

thank you for the new sig, ed

D · Post by D » Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:58 am

already got the strawberries, just need the box. Offer pm´d

CMoon · Post by **CMoon** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:30 am

Unboxing video or it didn't happen.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:24 am

moh wrote:
Ed Oscuro wrote:"Battle not with strawberries, lest ye become a strawberry; and if you gaze into the garbage, the garbage gazes also into you."
thank you for the new sig, ed

Thanks you for keeping the faith with the awesome SPANKY!

Also, thank Nietzsche.

CMoon wrote:Unboxing video or it didn't happen.

oh mah gawrsh, I just creamed muhself thinking about getting a palette load of these

all those little boxes, slotted right into the spot where they belong, also palettes are sexy

Cuilan · Post by **Cuilan** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:41 am

xbl0x180 wrote:I think you mean they are grown by Mexicans. I drive by strawberry fields in Orange County - and that's who grows them

After double-checking, it looks like the company owns strawberry fields both in California and in Baja California.

http://andrew-williamson.vernettiarts.c ... rries.html

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