Chef Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo

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Darwin Award for removing himself from the gene pool.
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Edit that image into a link for god's sake. I did NOT want to see that!
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I'm not being funny but that doesn't look like my penis. Maybe it's just me.
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It's like a mini Vienna sausage :twisted:
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Ruldra wrote:Edit that image into a link for god's sake. I did NOT want to see that!
sorry :mrgreen:
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Ruldra wrote:Edit that image into a link for god's sake. I did NOT want to see that!
:shock:

Well, um, who can guess which law is going to be enacted in Japan pretty soon? (Or not...it's always hard to tell with Japan.)
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Please leave this kind of thing on Neo-Geo.com where it belongs.
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This is awesome.
lol
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:|

I'm at a loss for words.
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Damn, I'll never legally get to eat a penis I guess.
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drauch wrote:Damn, I'll never legally get to eat a penis I guess.
Are you trying to see whether we can refrain from commenting on this? :mrgreen:
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I guess he WENT TOTALLY NUTS. LMAOOO

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I wonder if he was a bachelor otaku and had no use for his bits anyway :P If he has a girl, sucks to be her
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TrevHead (TVR) wrote:I wonder if he was a bachelor otaku and had no use for his bits anyway :P If he has a girl, sucks to be her
One of the articles says that he went on a month long sex binge with anonymous partners so he wouldn't regret this later.

A fine player.
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mesh control wrote: One of the articles says that he went on a month long sex binge with anonymous partners so he wouldn't regret this later.
I thought he did that for extra tenderness and flavor.
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antron wrote:
mesh control wrote: One of the articles says that he went on a month long sex binge with anonymous partners so he wouldn't regret this later.
I thought he did that for extra tenderness and flavor.
Haha, well played

and yeah he's gonna be very regret

Or is there a magical time when you stop caring about sex? That would be kinda interesting.
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Ed Oscuro wrote:Or is there a magical time when you stop caring about sex? That would be kinda interesting.
Certainly not at the age of 22.
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He's an idiot.
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mesh control wrote:
TrevHead (TVR) wrote:I wonder if he was a bachelor otaku and had no use for his bits anyway :P If he has a girl, sucks to be her
One of the articles says that he went on a month long sex binge with anonymous partners so he wouldn't regret this later.

A fine player.
Yep he did it right way. I can say he wrote the rule book on this one

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Ed Oscuro wrote:Or is there a magical time when you stop caring about sex? That would be kinda interesting.
Certainly not at the age of 22.
From the above post he obviously likes sex and will probably regret it in the future. Maybe in the future he could have a transplant of Ron Jeremy bits when he bites the dust.
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Ed Oscuro wrote:
antron wrote:
mesh control wrote: One of the articles says that he went on a month long sex binge with anonymous partners so he wouldn't regret this later.
I thought he did that for extra tenderness and flavor.
Haha, well played
but seriously, did his customers know this? they may have assumed he was sexually inactive, and never dreamed that he had just put it in every willing non-occupied orifice in Tokyo.

and what did the menu state?

Appetizer:
Fuji Mountain Oysters

Entree:
Fillet of Soldier

Dessert:
Spotted Dick
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Ed Oscuro wrote:
antron wrote:
mesh control wrote: One of the articles says that he went on a month long sex binge with anonymous partners so he wouldn't regret this later.
I thought he did that for extra tenderness and flavor.
Haha, well played

and yeah he's gonna be very regret

Or is there a magical time when you stop caring about sex? That would be kinda interesting.
I recall reading about men choosing to be castrated because the testes produce the hormones responsible for the male sex drive.
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What I don't understand is why the fuck he didn't charge more for his junk. If I remember right, it worked out to be about $250 a plate. At least charge a premium of you're going to do that. Clearly the guy is an attention whore. And conceptual artists wonder why society at large thinks they are useless...
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cools wrote:
Ed Oscuro wrote:
antron wrote:I thought he did that for extra tenderness and flavor.
Haha, well played

and yeah he's gonna be very regret

Or is there a magical time when you stop caring about sex? That would be kinda interesting.
I recall reading about men choosing to be castrated because the testes produce the hormones responsible for the male sex drive.
Yeah, it definitely chills the f*** out of a guy. After all, without sex at stake, what's the point of freaking out over anything :?:
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Ed Oscuro wrote:
antron wrote:
mesh control wrote: One of the articles says that he went on a month long sex binge with anonymous partners so he wouldn't regret this later.
I thought he did that for extra tenderness and flavor.
Haha, well played

and yeah he's gonna be very regret

Or is there a magical time when you stop caring about sex? That would be kinda interesting.
Yeah, it's called married with kids.
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This took balls.
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^ :lol: :!:

Ballsy indeed. I guess he's actually outdone Armin Miewes.

What da Hell does this say about Japanese males...?
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Man, I am STARVING.
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