Chef Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Chef Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
Last edited by antron on Sat May 26, 2012 8:05 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Darwin Award for removing himself from the gene pool.
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Edit that image into a link for god's sake. I did NOT want to see that!
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I'm not being funny but that doesn't look like my penis. Maybe it's just me.
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It's like a mini Vienna sausage 

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sorryRuldra wrote:Edit that image into a link for god's sake. I did NOT want to see that!

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Ruldra wrote:Edit that image into a link for god's sake. I did NOT want to see that!

Well, um, who can guess which law is going to be enacted in Japan pretty soon? (Or not...it's always hard to tell with Japan.)
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Please leave this kind of thing on Neo-Geo.com where it belongs.
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I'm at a loss for words.
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Damn, I'll never legally get to eat a penis I guess.
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Are you trying to see whether we can refrain from commenting on this?drauch wrote:Damn, I'll never legally get to eat a penis I guess.

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I guess he WENT TOTALLY NUTS. LMAOOO



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I wonder if he was a bachelor otaku and had no use for his bits anyway
If he has a girl, sucks to be her

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One of the articles says that he went on a month long sex binge with anonymous partners so he wouldn't regret this later.TrevHead (TVR) wrote:I wonder if he was a bachelor otaku and had no use for his bits anywayIf he has a girl, sucks to be her
A fine player.
lol
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I thought he did that for extra tenderness and flavor.mesh control wrote: One of the articles says that he went on a month long sex binge with anonymous partners so he wouldn't regret this later.
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Sometimes you're proud of the culture you have formed your life around.
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Haha, well playedantron wrote:I thought he did that for extra tenderness and flavor.mesh control wrote: One of the articles says that he went on a month long sex binge with anonymous partners so he wouldn't regret this later.
and yeah he's gonna be very regret
Or is there a magical time when you stop caring about sex? That would be kinda interesting.
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Certainly not at the age of 22.Ed Oscuro wrote:Or is there a magical time when you stop caring about sex? That would be kinda interesting.
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He's an idiot.
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Yep he did it right way. I can say he wrote the rule book on this onemesh control wrote:One of the articles says that he went on a month long sex binge with anonymous partners so he wouldn't regret this later.TrevHead (TVR) wrote:I wonder if he was a bachelor otaku and had no use for his bits anywayIf he has a girl, sucks to be her
A fine player.
From the above post he obviously likes sex and will probably regret it in the future. Maybe in the future he could have a transplant of Ron Jeremy bits when he bites the dust.Ruldra wrote:Certainly not at the age of 22.Ed Oscuro wrote:Or is there a magical time when you stop caring about sex? That would be kinda interesting.
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but seriously, did his customers know this? they may have assumed he was sexually inactive, and never dreamed that he had just put it in every willing non-occupied orifice in Tokyo.Ed Oscuro wrote:Haha, well playedantron wrote:I thought he did that for extra tenderness and flavor.mesh control wrote: One of the articles says that he went on a month long sex binge with anonymous partners so he wouldn't regret this later.
and what did the menu state?
Appetizer:
Fuji Mountain Oysters
Entree:
Fillet of Soldier
Dessert:
Spotted Dick
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I recall reading about men choosing to be castrated because the testes produce the hormones responsible for the male sex drive.Ed Oscuro wrote:Haha, well playedantron wrote:I thought he did that for extra tenderness and flavor.mesh control wrote: One of the articles says that he went on a month long sex binge with anonymous partners so he wouldn't regret this later.
and yeah he's gonna be very regret
Or is there a magical time when you stop caring about sex? That would be kinda interesting.
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What I don't understand is why the fuck he didn't charge more for his junk. If I remember right, it worked out to be about $250 a plate. At least charge a premium of you're going to do that. Clearly the guy is an attention whore. And conceptual artists wonder why society at large thinks they are useless...
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Yeah, it definitely chills the f*** out of a guy. After all, without sex at stake, what's the point of freaking out over anythingcools wrote:I recall reading about men choosing to be castrated because the testes produce the hormones responsible for the male sex drive.Ed Oscuro wrote:Haha, well playedantron wrote:I thought he did that for extra tenderness and flavor.
and yeah he's gonna be very regret
Or is there a magical time when you stop caring about sex? That would be kinda interesting.

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Yeah, it's called married with kids.Ed Oscuro wrote:Haha, well playedantron wrote:I thought he did that for extra tenderness and flavor.mesh control wrote: One of the articles says that he went on a month long sex binge with anonymous partners so he wouldn't regret this later.
and yeah he's gonna be very regret
Or is there a magical time when you stop caring about sex? That would be kinda interesting.
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^
Ballsy indeed. I guess he's actually outdone Armin Miewes.
What da Hell does this say about Japanese males...?


Ballsy indeed. I guess he's actually outdone Armin Miewes.
What da Hell does this say about Japanese males...?
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Man, I am STARVING.
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