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Ruldra wrote:
Teufel_in_Blau wrote:Will you go for the "whole" cut or just a partly one? Because loosing the whole foreskin still to this date sounds pretty uncool to me in terms of "feelings"...
I'm not fond of removing it all either. Whatever procedure leaves the most foreskin is what I'll pick.
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Ruldra wrote:I'm not fond of removing it all either. Whatever procedure leaves the most foreskin is what I'll pick.
Again, did you research preputioplasty? It's a surgical procedure that can be used to treat phimosis without removing any of the foreskin, even severe cases (it gets shortened a bit but, not much). Did your doctor tell you about this or doing a dorsal slit as possible treatment options, or did he basically just go "you've got a tight foreskin, only cure is circ"? Seriously, get a second opinion, ask if a preputioplasty or even just stretching & steroid cream would work in your case, circumcision should be a last-resort procedure if you want to leave as much foreskin as possible while treating your phimosis.
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BareknuckleRoo wrote:Again, did you research preputioplasty? It's a surgical procedure that can be used to treat phimosis without removing any of the foreskin, even severe cases (it gets shortened a bit but, not much). Did your doctor tell you about this or doing a dorsal slit as possible treatment options, or did he basically just go "you've got a tight foreskin, only cure is circ"? Seriously, get a second opinion, ask if a preputioplasty or even just stretching & steroid cream would work in your case, circumcision should be a last-resort procedure if you want to leave as much foreskin as possible while treating your phimosis.
To be honest, my visit to the doctor was two months ago, back then I knew nothing about circumcisions or its consequences. The way it was explained to me, I thought it was a simple procedure and I shouldn't be worried about it. Only now I'm realizing there are alternatives and circ should only be a last-resort thing.

I'll check with another doctor and definitely ask about preputioplasty and other procedures. Thanks for the info.
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Bareknuckleroo knows his foreskin.

Ruldra, my heart goes out to you, man. I spend the better part of my day keeping sharp objects away from that region, but just imagining going through that as an adult while fully conscious sounds like a nightmare.

But I`m sure it`ll all work out in the end. Just try not to get any boners after the surgery.
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Protip: Don't let this guy do it.
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"circumcision practitioner, or mohel, removes the foreskin from the baby's penis, and with his mouth sucks the blood from the incision to cleanse the wound"
Wait, WHAT? Jewish circumcisions involve the guy sucking the baby's dick clean (hilarious because the mouth is one of the least clean parts of your bodies in terms of bacteria)? Hygiene issues aside, that's more pedo than all the catholic priests raping altar boys.

Wait, nevermind, missed the bit about it being practiced by ultra-orthodox (batshit crazy) Jews.

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Hello, what is this thread...
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Stormwatch wrote:Hello, what is this thread...
When it started, did you hear a ringing in your ears... like a beacon?
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According to this and this jacking off "correctly" is a good non-violent solution, bugs me that he only speaks about prevention and recovery in adolescents though.
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NTSC-J wrote:Bareknuckleroo knows his foreskin.
I think he knows medicine, if I was hazarding a guess.
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Skykid wrote:I think he knows medicine, if I was hazarding a guess.
I got my education from Google University. :wink:

Being gay means you do tend to pick up a bit more info about dicks I guess. I know at least a few guys who have fairly tight foreskins (as in they have to be careful not to pull it too far back when masturbating), but noone who's actually gone in for treatment. For the record, I've nothing against circumcisions (aside from them being done on children), but there a number of good alternatives for treating phimosis that ought to be more well-known (and a circ isn't the sort of thing that's reversible, whereas you can always get a circ done after a preputioplasty if you don't like the look of it, etc).
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BareknuckleRoo wrote:
Skykid wrote:I think he knows medicine, if I was hazarding a guess.
I got my education from Google University. :wink:

Being gay means you do tend to pick up a bit more info about dicks I guess.
Lol, I guess that makes sense. I thought you were a studying surgeon or something.
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Appointment scheduled to Friday 23rd. No updates until then.

Feel free to talk about cocks in the meantime.
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Its quite funny a conversation about this popped up at work a few months back (excuse the pun) and the general consensus was that being cut was the way forward less smell/piss/cheese stink and also the females prefer the cut whereas being uncut means more sensitivity.
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Khan wrote:whereas being uncut means more sensitivity.
Tbh, I would have thought that was enough to instantly nullify all arguments against. By the time you got the chick back to the room it's too late anyway, she doesn't get to choose what cock type is on the menu. Nicole Scherzinger seemed perfectly happy the other week anyway, no complaints.

(I should add smegma is not an unhealthy bacteria, it's a lubricant that protects the glans. If you don't wash for a week you're going to stink like a tramp whether you're cut or not.)
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Khan wrote:Its quite funny a conversation about this popped up at work a few months back (excuse the pun) and the general consensus was that being cut was the way forward less smell/piss/cheese stink and also the females prefer the cut whereas being uncut means more sensitivity.
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Everyone here like cock except me. :mrgreen:

On topic: I was eight days old when I got the chop chop. Don't care to be honest. Still do anything to save your manhood I would say.
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I have a big, thick cock. *flex*
I want my foreskin back to make my big, thick cock bigger and thicker.
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Khan wrote:the general consensus was that ... females prefer the cut
Tell them you prefer cut women, let's see how well it goes.
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Skykid wrote: May as well lose the ballsack while you're at it.
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Ruldra wrote: Feel free to talk about cocks in the meantime.
Yee-Haw!!

A selection of quotes from my favorite religious website:
Facts every girl should know about a boys "privates".

The stuff that comes out of boys every time they use you has as many calories as seven whole pints of Häagen-Dazs. That's why all the girls who do "it" always get so fat and ugly and have that ulcerated skin that screams to everyone in church, "I am an insatiable slut!"

While almost all American boys have human-looking privates, most foreign boys have privates like German Shepherds or half-open tubes of Max Factor lipstick.

Because boys use the business end of their privates as a pipe for going number one, touching it is pretty much the same as taking a bath in a Mexican's toilet.

If you play your cards right, the revolting little wrinkled purse part of boy privates is something a Christian lady can go throughout her entire life without ever seeing. But knowing where it is can come in mighty handy when called upon to give a "not until marriage" warning kick.

When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm.

Up until the moment in your wedding when he says "I do," a boy's privates sport a treacherous spine of jagged scales, which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax – for which, apparently, only Ann Coulter has developed the antibodies.

God designed a boy's privates as part sword, part battering-ram, to joyously stab and hammer you with on the magical night you begin your life-long tethering to the man who'll liberate you from the drudgery of ever having to make your own decisions – except when to have a headache or give an "I don't like this" bite.
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rancor wrote:
Ruldra wrote: Feel free to talk about cocks in the meantime.
Yee-Haw!!

A selection of quotes from my favorite religious website:
Facts every girl should know about a boys "privates".


When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm.
Does not mention the razor sharp teeth that extend from my detachable remote controlled woman-burrowing penis-missile. Come to me, ladies!
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Khan wrote:also the females prefer the cut whereas being uncut means more sensitivity.
I've always wondered about this too - I've asked all the girls I've been with and most of them didn't even know what cut/uncut was! The ones that actually knew had never seen a cut one before. Maybe this is just because in Australia it's not as common?
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spl wrote:
Khan wrote:also the females prefer the cut whereas being uncut means more sensitivity.
I've always wondered about this too - I've asked all the girls I've been with and most of them didn't even know what cut/uncut was! The ones that actually knew had never seen a cut one before. Maybe this is just because in Australia it's not as common?
Actually I was hearing some discussion about this just the other day. Mind you they were a bunch of Redditers so they talk about various disgusting and useless topics.

Where I live, the only women that have 'preferences' about dicks are actual whores with a boyfriend for every day of the week. The rest are still like they were in primary school when you even so much as mention private parts or kissing, but unlike the former are reasonable human beings. Naturally I hear nothing of their circumcision preferences from them.
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yes BPzeBanshee.
That is because you met normal women and not some sluts who have sucked on every dick in town and therefore developed "preferences".
Khan wrote:Its quite funny a conversation about this popped up at work a few months back (excuse the pun) and the general consensus was that being cut was the way forward less smell/piss/cheese stink and also the females prefer the cut whereas being uncut means more sensitivity.
wahahahahahaahhaha... omg... hahahahahahahah... did you graduate from the University of MacDonalds ?

Just to add this: Women usually don't give a shit about the looks/size/whatever of a cock as long as it is within a normal look/size/whatever. It's men that are obsessed with their dicks and worry about bullshit that doesn't even matter.
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Stormwatch wrote:
Khan wrote:the general consensus was that ... females prefer the cut
Tell them you prefer cut women, let's see how well it goes.

Sorry Im not into thai *wo-men as you may be :wink: so dont see why I would need to ask them that kind of question.
ancestral-knowledge wrote:yes BPzeBanshee.
wahahahahahaahhaha... omg... hahahahahahahah... did you graduate from the University of MacDonalds ?

Just to add this: Women usually don't give a shit about the looks/size/whatever of a cock as long as it is within a normal look/size/whatever. It's men that are obsessed with their dicks and worry about bullshit that doesn't even matter.
University of MacDonalds? :roll:

I like the fact that you point out women dont care about looks/size/whatever then further go onto say as long as its within a normal looks/size/whatever, so want to clarify whats normal by your definition miss?
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Khan wrote: I like the fact that you point out women dont care about looks/size/whatever then further go onto say as long as its within a normal looks/size/whatever, so want to clarify whats normal by your definition miss?
ancestral-knowledge wrote: It's men that are obsessed with their dicks and worry about bullshit that doesn't even matter.
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ancestral-knowledge wrote:It's men that are obsessed with their dicks and worry about bullshit that doesn't even matter.
Yeah, this is actually researched, it's pretty funny that straight men care about it more than gay men and women.
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