My dick might not get the chop after all
My dick might not get the chop after all
...well, only a part of it. I'm getting circumcised.
Only a few months ago I found out I have phimosis. I went to the urologist just to be sure, and he confirmed that I have a severe case of it. He said that circumcision was required and that it was a simple procedure.
This week I'm doing some blood tests and then we'll arrange a date to get it done.
Anyone here went through the procedure as an adult?
Only a few months ago I found out I have phimosis. I went to the urologist just to be sure, and he confirmed that I have a severe case of it. He said that circumcision was required and that it was a simple procedure.
This week I'm doing some blood tests and then we'll arrange a date to get it done.
Anyone here went through the procedure as an adult?
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BareKnuckleRoo
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Re: My dick will get the chop
Can't say I'm cut myself, but I know most cut guys I've spoken to wish they had their foreskins still (although their were all circumcized as a child so that's not quite the same thing).
Have you considered getting a preputioplasty done first? It basically fixes phimosis without the need of actually removing the foreskin, and I imagine if it doesn't work out you can always get a circumcision done instead.
Have you considered getting a preputioplasty done first? It basically fixes phimosis without the need of actually removing the foreskin, and I imagine if it doesn't work out you can always get a circumcision done instead.
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Re: My dick will get the chop
I was too young to remember mine, but good luck! Just don't let the decreased chance of catching STDs afterward go to your (little) head.
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Re: My dick will get the chop
BareknuckleRoo wrote:Can't say I'm cut myself, but I know most cut guys I've spoken to wish they had their foreskins still (although their were all circumcized as a child so that's not quite the same thing).
Have you considered getting a preputioplasty done first? It basically fixes phimosis without the need of actually removing the foreskin, and I imagine if it doesn't work out you can always get a circumcision done instead.
People actually regret losing their foreskin? I wouldn't want that shit back.....thank goodness for being raised Jewish!
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Re: My dick will get the chop
Wonder whether apadravyas restore this alleged infectivity. Kinda helps one figure out why the argument isn't worth having. Doesn't seem worth ranting about; I don't know what I'm missing. Then again, I was clearly always going to be monogamous, which may not be true of everyone. And it offends my atheism a bit, which should have become manifest no more than a couple or three years later. Anyway, good luck. Very different discussion when there is medical necessity, and it's apparently not so uncommon.
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Re: My dick will get the chop
is this what we've come to? talking about foreskin?
...yet i somehow feel compelled to share my views on circumcision.
im happily cut =]
...yet i somehow feel compelled to share my views on circumcision.
im happily cut =]
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Re: My dick will get the chop
A large number of nerve endings are present in the foreskin; losing it generally means a loss of sensation (to what degree can vary) as well as difficulty in masturbation because you no longer have a foreskin to easily 'glide' over the head of the penis (being uncut means you almost certainly won't need lube). It also tends to add an extra level of sensation for your partner during penetrative sex (sort of like ribbing on a condom, except better). Phimosis really shouldn't be treated with a circumcision first as there's no point in simply ditching all those nerve endings that add to the sensation. A large number of guys who have been circumcised without their consent (generally as children for religious reasons) actually spend time stretching their skin manually or via devices in order to regain a foreskin for sexual reasons.maxlords wrote:People actually regret losing their foreskin?
I never understood why someone would think it looks aesthetically pleasing for someone to have chopped off an important/useful part of the penis.
It should also be noted that getting a circumcision in the hopes of reducing STD transmission (HIV in particular) is silly; any competent sexual health medical professional will tell you that you should always be using a condom unless you and your partner have both been tested (and even then, using a condom keeps you pretty damn safe from an unexpected STD, pregnancy, etc).
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Speaking of foreskin.
There was a baby born in Pittsburgh, PA last week without eyelids.
The surgeons fabricated pieces of the boys foreskin to make faux eyelids.
The result?
Theboy is now cockeyed.
There was a baby born in Pittsburgh, PA last week without eyelids.
The surgeons fabricated pieces of the boys foreskin to make faux eyelids.
The result?
Theboy is now cockeyed.
Re: My dick will get the chop
TonK wrote:Speaking of foreskin.
There was a baby born in Pittsburgh, PA last week without eyelids.
The surgeons fabricated pieces of the boys foreskin to make faux eyelids.
The result?
Theboy is now cockeyed.

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Re: My dick will get the chop
Gives new meaning to the phrase "slap chop"
And, yeah, circumcision MEGAHERTZ for a while. Wearing jeans will feel as if a belt-sander is going to town on your unit

And, yeah, circumcision MEGAHERTZ for a while. Wearing jeans will feel as if a belt-sander is going to town on your unit

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Re: My dick will get the chop
I imagined this being a much more drastic thread than it was 

Humans, think about what you have done
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I can imagine this becoming most viewed thread ever.
3..2..1 to someone shouting: "PICS OR DIDNT HAPPEN!!"
3..2..1 to someone shouting: "PICS OR DIDNT HAPPEN!!"
Re: My dick will get the chop
Yes, the urologist said I'll lose some sensitivity down there. But in my case, the foreskin barely retracts - exposing the tip of the gland is as far as I can go. My condition is severe enough that I can't have sex or put on a condom without feeling major pain.BareknuckleRoo wrote:A large number of nerve endings are present in the foreskin; losing it generally means a loss of sensation (to what degree can vary) as well as difficulty in masturbation because you no longer have a foreskin to easily 'glide' over the head of the penis (being uncut means you almost certainly won't need lube). It also tends to add an extra level of sensation for your partner during penetrative sex (sort of like ribbing on a condom, except better). Phimosis really shouldn't be treated with a circumcision first as there's no point in simply ditching all those nerve endings that add to the sensation.
So, I don't really have much of a choice.
Re: My dick will get the chop
Hey. I'm cut and it's A-OK. Looks nice, too. Don't worry about it.
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as your doctor, i recommend you subscribe to this procedure.
do it nao
do it nao
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Whatever you do, don't use the "do it at home" kit.
I did, things went terribly wrong :/
I did, things went terribly wrong :/
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*blink*Casper<3 wrote:Whatever you do, don't use the "do it at home" kit.
I did, things went terribly wrong :/
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You mean this thing?Casper<3 wrote:Whatever you do, don't use the "do it at home" kit.
I did, things went terribly wrong :/

Humans, think about what you have done
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Re: My dick will get the chop

We'll just snip the tip!
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Re: My dick will get the chop
Just for the record, and of course, to have the last word, I used this very specific case as a medical pro for circumcision in another thread. There are cons as well and I'm not on some crusade. My son is not circumcised, while I am. I just wanted to point out, that medical merits of circumcision are not all bullshit, as someone was trying to state (probably Skykid). A lot of them are though.
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Fun fact: Fried calamari rings are actually made out of cut foreskins.

"Calamari" is ancient Aramaic for "foreskin."

"Calamari" is ancient Aramaic for "foreskin."
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It's from the Hitchen's thread.GaijinPunch wrote:Just for the record, and of course, to have the last word, I used this very specific case as a medical pro for circumcision in another thread. There are cons as well and I'm not on some crusade. My son is not circumcised, while I am. I just wanted to point out, that medical merits of circumcision are not all bullshit, as someone was trying to state (probably Skykid). A lot of them are though.
Quite impressive that there are two circumcision discussions within such a short space of time.
For the record I'm not pro-circumcision, but I also don't care what you do with your cocks.
If you have Phimosis, well...
^What he said.So, I don't really have much of a choice.
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Re: My dick will get the chop
You sure it really needs to be done? Went to another doctor?
I had problems with my foreskin in the past, it was unable to uncover 100% my head, but the foreskin eventually lost the battle and now it fully retracts.
People say circumcision post-surgery in adulthood is very, very painful, and it leaves a scar... You have guts to do this, congrats
I had problems with my foreskin in the past, it was unable to uncover 100% my head, but the foreskin eventually lost the battle and now it fully retracts.
People say circumcision post-surgery in adulthood is very, very painful, and it leaves a scar... You have guts to do this, congrats
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I'm laughing hard just by reading this.Skykid wrote:For the record I'm not pro-circumcision, but I also don't care what you do with your cocks.
Re: My dick will get the chop
RETRACTS 
It sounds like we're talking about transformers or something.

It sounds like we're talking about transformers or something.
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Re: My dick will get the chop
I had the same problem when I hit puberty. I don't remember everything but the doc showed me three pics of how my penis would look like. A little cut off, half and everything. Back than I choose the one that would keep me the most skin. I remember the time after the OP being really painful but the relief of finally pulling back the skin without pain was great.
Will you go for the "whole" cut or just a partly one? Because loosing the whole foreskin still to this date sounds pretty uncool to me in terms of "feelings"...
Will you go for the "whole" cut or just a partly one? Because loosing the whole foreskin still to this date sounds pretty uncool to me in terms of "feelings"...
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I'm pretty sure my case requires some form of intervention, but you bring a good point, I only went to one doctor. He was quick to suggest circumcision and didn't mention if some other procedure could be done. I think I'll check with another doctor, having a second opinion is always good.Leandro wrote:You sure it really needs to be done? Went to another doctor?
I'm not fond of removing it all either. Whatever procedure leaves the most foreskin is what I'll pick.Teufel_in_Blau wrote:Will you go for the "whole" cut or just a partly one? Because loosing the whole foreskin still to this date sounds pretty uncool to me in terms of "feelings"...
brentsg wrote:RETRACTS
It sounds like we're talking about transformers or something.
