50 Cent - Bulletproof

Elixir · Post by **Elixir** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:01 am

LOOLOLOLOLOL1 LOLOL2 ROFLRLF3
The gamer inside of me cries.

ArrogantBastard · Post by **ArrogantBastard** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:13 am

Oh, okay.

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:29 am

The following post is sponsored by Randorama, creator of the "Gimme a break" Smiley Load.

The only sad thing about this is that it might start a trend. Kinda like a movie sometimes has to rely on star power to get people to buy a ticket. *cough, OceansEleven, cough*

Elixir · Post by **Elixir** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:53 am

ArrogantBastard wrote:Oh, okay.

Ignorant much?

Dewclaw · Post by **Dewclaw** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:49 am

The only thing lamer than a 50 cent videogame is the whole "_______ much?" thing. And Dale Earnhart bumper stickers.

Diabollokus · Post by **Diabollokus** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:29 am

Why do people even like 50 cent?

Hes soo fukkin ugly, seriously look at him! he can't even rap or sing he just mumbles wears expensive jewels and gets to dance with gorgeous women life ain't fair.

adam76 · Post by **adam76** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:35 pm

The only surprise is that its taken so long for this to happen. And that EA havent orchestrated it.

People shovel up the albums, clothes and trainers at a rate of knots-why not the videogames?

Elixir · Post by **Elixir** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:19 pm

Dewclaw wrote:The only thing lamer than a 50 cent videogame is the whole "_______ much?" thing.

This is a thread about a lame video game, not idle chit-chat.

sethsez · Post by **sethsez** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 3:58 pm

ArrogantBastard wrote:Oh, okay.

Pretty much how I feel.

cigsthecat · Post by **cigsthecat** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:17 pm

Elixir wrote:
Dewclaw wrote:The only thing lamer than a 50 cent videogame is the whole "_______ much?" thing.
This is a thread about a lame video game, not idle chit-chat.

Give it time.

SheSaidDutch · Post by **SheSaidDutch** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:29 pm

sethsez wrote:
ArrogantBastard wrote:Oh, okay.
Pretty much how I feel.

Yep

Sly Cherry Chunks · Post by **Sly Cherry Chunks** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:06 pm

^agree

The n00b · Post by **The n00b** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:08 pm

sounds great

ArrogantBastard · Post by **ArrogantBastard** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:50 pm

Elixir wrote:
ArrogantBastard wrote:Oh, okay.
Ignorant much?

1. Flame much?

2. Shut up, stupid.

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 12:28 am

How original: a conspiracy in New York’s drug underworld. *cough* Max Payne *cough*

How to be a successful rap artist (and I'm using a very loose definition of "artist" here): be black, muscular, and always make that angry face; having a real criminal past gives street cred; curse all the time; talk of women as whores, and of yourself as a stallion; don't bother trying to sing or play instruments, since all the actual music in your songs will be made of samples shamelessly ripped from actual musicians' works.

sethsez · Post by **sethsez** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:03 am

Stormwatch wrote:How original: a conspiracy in New York’s drug underworld. *cough* Max Payne *cough*

How to be a successful rap artist (and I'm using a very loose definition of "artist" here): be black, muscular, and always make that angry face; having a real criminal past gives street cred; curse all the time; talk of women as whores, and of yourself as a stallion; don't bother trying to sing or play instruments, since all the actual music in your songs will be made of samples shamelessly ripped from actual musicians' works.

So it's basically like early punk, but with a different race, muscular instead of lanky, slightly longer songs, and sampling replaces "playing one generic chord over and over"?

SFKhoa · Post by **SFKhoa** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 2:40 am

I see how 50 Cent got the name "Bulletproof".

Elixir · Post by **Elixir** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 3:05 am

ArrogantBastard wrote:
Elixir wrote:
ArrogantBastard wrote:Oh, okay.
Ignorant much?
1. Flame much?

2. Shut up, stupid.

Hang on a minute, I wasn't flaming. If I post a thread relating to a game, it's in regards to the game. If you don't have anything constructive to say just don't bother posting.

Andi · Post by **Andi** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 4:23 pm

sethsez wrote:
Stormwatch wrote:How original: a conspiracy in New York’s drug underworld. *cough* Max Payne *cough*

How to be a successful rap artist (and I'm using a very loose definition of "artist" here): be black, muscular, and always make that angry face; having a real criminal past gives street cred; curse all the time; talk of women as whores, and of yourself as a stallion; don't bother trying to sing or play instruments, since all the actual music in your songs will be made of samples shamelessly ripped from actual musicians' works.
So it's basically like early punk, but with a different race, muscular instead of lanky, slightly longer songs, and sampling replaces "playing one generic chord over and over"?

Excellent point. A lot of music is about image above all else. Picking on rap is a bit unfair.

jp · Post by jp » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:15 pm

I'm going to say the same thing about this that I said about the "We're Making a Reality Show Out of Making a Horror Movie" idea:

Someone needs to be shot.

jp · Post by jp » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:15 pm

Stormwatch wrote:How original: a conspiracy in New York’s drug underworld. *cough* Max Payne *cough*

How to be a successful rap artist (and I'm using a very loose definition of "artist" here): be black, muscular, and always make that angry face; having a real criminal past gives street cred; curse all the time; talk of women as whores, and of yourself as a stallion; don't bother trying to sing or play instruments, since all the actual music in your songs will be made of samples shamelessly ripped from actual musicians' works.

@ rappers having street cred.

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:47 pm

One generic chord. But at least it's THEIR OWN generic chord, damnit!

Monkey_Man · Post by **Monkey_Man** » Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:06 pm

WHAT'S MINES IS MINES

WHAT'S YOURS IS MINES

D · Post by D » Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:40 am

Another jealousy thread.

Hating on 50, come on man, get real, and again, grow up.

LOCK THIS THREAD plz! now!

Post by **system11** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:13 am

D wrote:Another jealousy thread.

Hating on 50, come on man, get real, and again, grow up.

LOCK THIS THREAD plz! now!

People are entitled to hate 50 cent if they so please, and express it, and laugh mercilessly at what is bound to be a terrible terrible game.

ArrogantBastard · Post by **ArrogantBastard** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:30 am

bloodflowers wrote:People are entitled to hate 50 cent if they so please, and express it, and laugh mercilessly at what is bound to be a terrible terrible game.

Yeah.

D · Post by D » Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:42 am

bloodflowers wrote:
D wrote:Another jealousy thread.

Hating on 50, come on man, get real, and again, grow up.

LOCK THIS THREAD plz! now!
People are entitled to hate 50 cent if they so please, and express it, and laugh mercilessly at what is bound to be a terrible terrible game.

Yeah, the freedom of speach thing, ........yeah

D · Post by D » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:41 pm

Diabollokus wrote:Why do people even like 50 cent?
Hes soo fukkin ugly, seriously look at him!

So if he was in yours eyes; handsome you would have a picture of him on your bedroom ceiling?

Not that there is anything wrong with being gay. (from that Seinfeld episode)

Nuke · Post by **Nuke** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:13 pm

ArrogantBastard wrote:
bloodflowers wrote:People are entitled to hate 50 cent if they so please, and express it, and laugh mercilessly at what is bound to be a terrible terrible game.
Yeah.

I love that game

Diabollokus · Post by **Diabollokus** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:10 pm

Nice attempt at trolling D. I stand by my comment ''hes an ugly bastid'', you see real men who are confident in their sexuality can say stuff like that without reprisal