Dear hardcore gamer, how about shutting the (beep!) up?

[TVG]

Dear everyone,

die.

yours truly.

ps: i am currently playing gta vice city on xbox (yes, i am late), its waay too addictive, and better than SA in some aspects.

[Randorama]

Dear Landshark,

but also dear all, the entire thread is supposed to be...
to be...

uh, i forgot

hugs and kisses

XOXO

P.S.

Scores uploaded, but you have to stay calm jp, i have to get my Saturn back, so don't get any bizarre ideas on the batsugun chart, hhmkay? *The godfather's theme on the background*

Ah, and Nemo...

i will eat your liver with Chianti and Fava beans soo...

no wait, i don't like liver, what do you propose?

[FatCobra]

Dear everyone,

die.

yours truly.

ps: i am currently playing gta vice city on xbox (yes, i am late), its waay too addictive, and better than SA in some aspects.

I actually kinda liked Vice City due to the 80s atmosphere. Maybe I'll pick up the PS2 verison again.

[Tar-Palantir]

And mainstream gamers do like 'hardcore' games. It's just that they buy what is most advertised because they do whatever the tv tells them to do.

Oh, I suppose you do whatever a TATEed TV tells you, right?

[sven666]

And mainstream gamers do like 'hardcore' games. It's just that they buy what is most advertised because they do whatever the tv tells them to do.

Oh, I suppose you do whatever a TATEed TV tells you, right?

whats that floating mask?... you ... you want me to shoot everybody!?!

dear everyone

you should really post more

XOXOX

sincerely

shinku doko don batarang

[landshark]

Dear Landshark,

but also dear all, the entire thread is supposed to be...
to be...

uh, i forgot

hugs and kisses

Ack... *wipes face off*

[BulletMagnet]

Dear Doctor,
it hurts when I do this...


Ouch!

*Ben Stein voice* "Well, don't do that."

[Kiel]

Dear Pepsiman,

Let's never fight again.

Love,
Joe

This made me lol the most.

[captain ahar]

Dear Taco Bell,

Why did you pull the bacon soft taco from your menu? Do you not know that bacon makes everything better?

Sincerely,
Land T. Shark

P.S. - I've heard rumors that some of your fine eating establishments serve french fries. If this is true, I would be much obliged if you would bring said fries to the menus of your Chicagoland establishments.

i think this one is the best. and what's the T. for?

[sethsez]

And mainstream gamers do like 'hardcore' games. It's just that they buy what is most advertised because they do whatever the tv tells them to do.

oh dear god why is it so hard for some people to believe that others genuinely find Halo and GTA enjoyable

THIS IS NOT A DIFFICULT CONCEPT

[landshark]

i think this one is the best. and what's the T. for?

Ya know, I've never actually figured that out

[Herr Schatten]

Oh, I suppose you do whatever a TATEed TV tells you, right?

I tried all day to listen to the advice of my TATEd TV, but all it ever says is "Wide. Missile. Laser." and I don't really know what to make of it.

[crithit5000]

And mainstream gamers do like 'hardcore' games. It's just that they buy what is most advertised because they do whatever the tv tells them to do.

oh dear god why is it so hard for some people to believe that others genuinely find Halo and GTA enjoyable

THIS IS NOT A DIFFICULT CONCEPT

I find this amusing, but sad in a "Bwahahaaha, oh wait that's true" way...

[jp]

And mainstream gamers do like 'hardcore' games. It's just that they buy what is most advertised because they do whatever the tv tells them to do.

oh dear god why is it so hard for some people to believe that others genuinely find Halo and GTA enjoyable

THIS IS NOT A DIFFICULT CONCEPT

Because they themselves do not find it enjoyable?


I can't fathom why anybody liked the movie Titanic... but people did... and I'll never understand why.

[sethsez]

Because they themselves do not find it enjoyable?

I don't like seafood. However, I'm not under the delusion that everyone who eats seafood is just eating it because other people do, while secretly hating it. I accept the fact that some people actually enjoy the taste of tuna, lobster and oysters even though I do not. This is the kind of thing I came to terms with when I was a little kid -- other people have different experiences, perspectives, interests and tastes.

[benstylus]

I can't fathom why anybody liked the movie Titanic... but people did... and I'll never understand why.

Because of the guy falling on the propeller and because Leonardo Dicaprio's character dies. Those two things happen late enough in the movie that they may have made some people forget about the two hours of tripe before that.

Some people probably also liked seeing Kate Winslet naked but she doesn't do it for me.

[FatCobra]

I remember in one English class I had in high school, we were supposed to watch the Titanic. She spared us the cheesy love story and showed us the good part: watching the boat sink.

And I've come to my senses and realized that some people like playing mainstream stuff. If they like it, and I don't, why should I bitch about it?

I'm sure some of us treat shmups almost as a religion (Glory be to Vic Viper. Ahhhhhhhhhh------righty-then!!!)

[Sly Cherry Chunks]

Horses for courses.

[FatCobra]

Horses for courses.

Forgive me for being ignorant, but what the hell does that mean?

[Sly Cherry Chunks]

^Different people like different games. Different horses run better on different courses. It's an analogy.

[FatCobra]

^Different people like different games. Different horses run better on different courses. It's an analogy.

Ahhh, now it makes sense. Your previous post was a bit too cryptic for me.

[Randorama]

I'm sure some of us treat shmups almost as a religion (Glory be to Vic Viper. Ahhhhhhhhhh------righty-then!!!)

Ahhhh

no,no, it's " go and pLay shmups" , not "go and pRay shmups".

...But in japanese there's no difference between r and l...

[SheSaidDutch]

^Different people like different games. Different horses run better on different courses. It's an analogy.

Heh what about the old dangling carrot routine