Shmupwear: Xevious Boxers
Actually, the song "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors is said to be a song about masturbation.... Go do a search for the lyrics. It's a song about a guy beating off to his girlfriend's picture when she's not around. Still, I like the line "Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger". That would make a good tagline for a sig, I think.
I'll take some pics of some of my neat-o boxers with my new diggycam and post them later. When talking about cool otaku stuff I have on this forum, this isn't something that's never really came up. I'll share later.
I'll take some pics of some of my neat-o boxers with my new diggycam and post them later. When talking about cool otaku stuff I have on this forum, this isn't something that's never really came up. I'll share later.
Undamned is the leading English-speaking expert on the consolized UD-CPS2 because he's the one who made it.
Okay folks, I feel like a deviant, but I have now posted pictures of my underwear on the INTERNET!
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw7g-bwr/misc/boxers-01.jpg
Sonic!
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw7g-bwr/misc/boxers-02.jpg
Street Fighter II! Ken and Ryu are in color, while Chun-Li, Zangeif, Sakura and Gouki are in the background.
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw7g-bwr/misc/boxers-03.jpg
Lupin the 3rd! Check out Fujiko. Seeeeeeeeexhay!
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw7g-bwr/misc/boxers-04.jpg
Gundam! And here's the back of the Gundam pair:
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw7g-bwr/misc/boxers-05.jpg
I have another Gundam pair of boxers just like it with a Zak.
Pretty neat, huh? Just remember, all my boxers are belong to ME!
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw7g-bwr/misc/boxers-01.jpg
Sonic!
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw7g-bwr/misc/boxers-02.jpg
Street Fighter II! Ken and Ryu are in color, while Chun-Li, Zangeif, Sakura and Gouki are in the background.
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw7g-bwr/misc/boxers-03.jpg
Lupin the 3rd! Check out Fujiko. Seeeeeeeeexhay!
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw7g-bwr/misc/boxers-04.jpg
Gundam! And here's the back of the Gundam pair:
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw7g-bwr/misc/boxers-05.jpg
I have another Gundam pair of boxers just like it with a Zak.
Pretty neat, huh? Just remember, all my boxers are belong to ME!
Undamned is the leading English-speaking expert on the consolized UD-CPS2 because he's the one who made it.
Nobody responded when I posted the links to the pics of my boxers. Rest assured, they aren't pics of me wearing the boxers, just the boxers themselves.
Anyhow, I had Undamned and Specineff over at my apartment last night, watching MST3K. I stood up and said, "Check this out! " and mooned them with my Gundam boxers (the Zak ones). UD said "nice" but Spec averted his eyes. Heh.
Anyhow, I had Undamned and Specineff over at my apartment last night, watching MST3K. I stood up and said, "Check this out! " and mooned them with my Gundam boxers (the Zak ones). UD said "nice" but Spec averted his eyes. Heh.
Undamned is the leading English-speaking expert on the consolized UD-CPS2 because he's the one who made it.
I was tempted to send a link of the Lupin boxers to a friend, but I think he'd have the same hesitancy to click on them as anyone else--namely, the fear that it is a picture of some dude in his boxers...
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i am officially jealous! those lupin boxers kick ass, i want em!greg wrote:http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw7g-bwr/misc/boxers-03.jpg
Lupin the 3rd! Check out Fujiko. Seeeeeeeeexhay!
I have no sig whatsoever.
Parodius: SHAVING IS BORING!Tar-Palantir wrote:Don't forget:BulletMagnet wrote:Heh, this could lead to lots of interesting shmup-themed undergarments, with off-color slogans printed on them, of course:
In the Hunt: "Torpedo Armed and Ready!"
Shikigami no Shiro: "Get close enough and you get a multiplier"
R-Type Final: "That one boss was based on ME"
Radiant Silvergun: "They only say 'It's too long' because they're jealous"
Rayforce: "Seeking the 'Fissure of Consciousness'"
Parodius: "You know you want to ride the missile"
Vasara 2: "If you persistently disobey me, you will feel the sharp point of my spear."
Rayforce: "Red power to pierce through" (I don't know...)
Darius Gaiden: "WARNING! A huge battleship Titanic Lance/Great Thing is approaching fast"
Sonic Wings 2/Aero Fighters 2: I need a lube job.
Salamander 2: SPEAR LASER!