Shmupwear: Xevious Boxers

Strychnine · Post by **Strychnine** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:26 pm

http://www.geekonstun.com/mt/archives/000278.html

Xenocide for your crotch!

MOD EDIT: WARNING TO MINORS, THIS THREAD CONTAINS ADULT CONTENT. -TF

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:05 pm

Heh, this could lead to lots of interesting shmup-themed undergarments, with off-color slogans printed on them, of course:

In the Hunt: "Torpedo Armed and Ready!"
Shikigami no Shiro: "Get close enough and you get a multiplier"
R-Type Final: "That one boss was based on ME"
Radiant Silvergun: "They only say 'It's too long' because they're jealous"
Rayforce: "Seeking the 'Fissure of Consciousness'"
Parodius: "You know you want to ride the missile"

...I need to go wash my hands after typing that.

TWITCHDOCTOR · Post by **TWITCHDOCTOR** » Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:06 pm

Those are actually pretty cool!
They probably cost about $20 each though...They come with a "collector's" box and all.
(A box of boxers)

Thunder Force · Post by **Thunder Force** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:24 am

This thread is hilarious. Moved to On-Topic for all the Xevious fans!

UnscathedFlyingObject · Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:32 am

@BulletMagnet: You made my day

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dave4shmups · Post by **dave4shmups** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 2:21 am

I forgot to mention in my review of ZanacXZanac that in the instruction manual, it shows photos of a ZanacXZanac-logo t-shirt and baseball hat. Never seen those on Ebay; they must be pretty rare.

In any case, I think the Dig Dug boxers would be the perfect thing to wear if you're constipated.

Dylan1CC · Post by **Dylan1CC** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:26 am

If I wore boxers *ahem* (see an episode of Seinfeld for an explanation why) I'd buy the Dig Dug and Xevious ones.

Fighter17 · Post by **Fighter17** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 4:52 am

Boxers, funny that if there was a Gradius boxers, the Vic Viper will be on my butt. Happy travels!

iatneH · Post by **iatneH** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 5:05 am

I know a girl who has a T-shirt with pictures of those pixelated classic Space Invaders, and it says "We will destroy you"

The punk kid in Space Raiders also has a jacket with a Space Invader on the back

IlMrm · Post by **IlMrm** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:03 am

BulletMagnet, those are some gems there.

Dylan1CC -

too. I really should go get the Seinfeld DVD.

Thunder Force · Post by **Thunder Force** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:27 am

Space Harrier: "Welcome to the Fantasy Zone."

Gradius V: "Shoot the core!"

Zero Wing: "All your..."

Herr Schatten · Post by **Herr Schatten** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:17 am

BulletMagnet wrote:Heh, this could lead to lots of interesting shmup-themed undergarments, with off-color slogans printed on them, of course:

In the Hunt: "Torpedo Armed and Ready!"
Shikigami no Shiro: "Get close enough and you get a multiplier"
R-Type Final: "That one boss was based on ME"
Radiant Silvergun: "They only say 'It's too long' because they're jealous"
Rayforce: "Seeking the 'Fissure of Consciousness'"
Parodius: "You know you want to ride the missile"

...I need to go wash my hands after typing that.

How about some Blazing Star themed boxers?

"A POWER UP ITEM APPEARS!"

Thunder Force · Post by **Thunder Force** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:35 am

Seems practically every shmup-related slogan can work well on a pair of boxers...

Warning! The big **** is approaching at full throttle.
According to the data, it is identified as "Butsekkai"
NO REFUGE

(I'd buy that for a dollar...)

Tar-Palantir · Post by **Tar-Palantir** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:48 pm

BulletMagnet wrote:Heh, this could lead to lots of interesting shmup-themed undergarments, with off-color slogans printed on them, of course:

In the Hunt: "Torpedo Armed and Ready!"
Shikigami no Shiro: "Get close enough and you get a multiplier"
R-Type Final: "That one boss was based on ME"
Radiant Silvergun: "They only say 'It's too long' because they're jealous"
Rayforce: "Seeking the 'Fissure of Consciousness'"
Parodius: "You know you want to ride the missile"

Don't forget:

Vasara 2: "If you persistently disobey me, you will feel the sharp point of my spear."

Rayforce: "Red power to pierce through" (I don't know...)
Darius Gaiden: "WARNING! A huge battleship Titanic Lance/Great Thing is approaching fast"

Post by **Ghegs** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 2:08 pm

Thunder Force V: "For whom is the sword drawn?"

TVG · Post by **TVG** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 3:17 pm

this topic made my day.

shmuppize your pen0s.

Melf · Post by **Melf** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 6:55 pm

I want a pair of Ikaruga boxers that say "sate your frothing demand here" on the front.

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:01 pm

Sweet merciful crud, it's spreading...

What kind of monster have I created?

alpha5099 · Post by **alpha5099** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:09 pm

I'd definitely get the Pac-Man boxers. Hopefully they'll release more later. I want Galaga, Ms. Pac-Man, and Mr. Driller boxers.

Anyone know where to buy them?

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 10:05 pm

Whoo. For the Ikaruga one, I can picture the face of Shinra on the right thigh, and on the left one: "I will not yield if my wish is not fulfilled."

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Sun Feb 06, 2005 10:07 pm

Thunder Force wrote:Seems practically every shmup-related slogan can work well on a pair of boxers...

Warning! The big **** is approaching at full throttle.
According to the data, it is identified as "Butsekkai"
NO REFUGE

(I'd buy that for a dollar...)

Wouldn't it be more accurate to call it Butt-sekkai?

TWITCHDOCTOR · Post by **TWITCHDOCTOR** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:44 am

Actually, I had made up my own weird/funny/perverted joke about that quote a long time ago...
It went something like this.

Warning! The big Enema is approaching at full force.
According to the data, it is identified as Buttsukah!
NO REFUSE!!

angrycoder · Post by **angrycoder** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:40 pm

I'm holding out for the Vic Viper cock ring.

Balzac · Post by **Balzac** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 1:54 pm

The perfect gift for someone not well endowed.

"I'm not regret"

Post by **Ghegs** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:06 pm

I'm surprised nobody's done a "Take off every boxers for great justice!" yet. Though TF did another Zero Wing-reference.

Thunder Force · Post by **Thunder Force** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 2:16 pm

angrycoder wrote:I'm holding out for the Vic Viper cock ring.

For her... multiple... pleasure

greg · Post by **greg** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:11 pm

Dear Lord... some of you here need to wash your brains out with soap.

Anyhow, it's not hard to find cool otaku-style boxers at Jusco department stores in Japan. I have lots of cool stuff: Snoopy, Hello Kitty, Doraemon, Curl-Ojisan (from the Curl snacks), Lupin the 3rd, Gundam, Street Figther 2 and Sonic the Hedgehog. And since I like the feel of Japanese boxers far more than the loose, flappy ones in America, that's all I wear anymore.

TWITCHDOCTOR · Post by **TWITCHDOCTOR** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:27 pm

greg wrote:Dear Lord... some of you here need to wash your brains out with soap.

Anyhow, it's not hard to find cool otaku-style boxers at Jusco department stores in Japan. I have lots of cool stuff: Snoopy, Hello Kitty, Doraemon, Curl-Ojisan (from the Curl snacks), Lupin the 3rd, Gundam, Street Figther 2 and Sonic the Hedgehog. And since I like the feel of Japanese boxers far more than the loose, flappy ones in America, that's all I wear anymore.

Man, you're really "hardcore" to the MAX dood! Some of us buy "import games", you go a step further in to "Otaku-ism" by buying import underwear. Thats H-CORE man!!

What was that old song from the early 80's..."I think I'm turning Japanese"?
I really think so.
That song was made for you, my friend!

alpha5099 · Post by **alpha5099** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:03 pm

greg wrote:Dear Lord... some of you here need to wash your brains out with soap.

Anyhow, it's not hard to find cool otaku-style boxers at Jusco department stores in Japan. I have lots of cool stuff: Snoopy, Hello Kitty, Doraemon, Curl-Ojisan (from the Curl snacks), Lupin the 3rd, Gundam, Street Figther 2 and Sonic the Hedgehog. And since I like the feel of Japanese boxers far more than the loose, flappy ones in America, that's all I wear anymore.

This is one of the odder things I've ever said to someone online. There's no good way to say this, so I won't even try to dance around this:

Can I see your Sonic the Hedgehog boxers?

Thunder Force · Post by **Thunder Force** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:33 am

greg wrote:Dear Lord... some of you here need to wash your brains out with soap.

Perhaps, but G-Darius boxers could have educational value too:

"You will see the creation of new lives..."

"...unless you use protection."