Recommend me some sexy shmups.

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Recommend me some sexy shmups.

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Looking at the games I have, I am left with a feeling of familiarity with their themes. After much soul searching, I realized that what was truly missing from my meager collection was a sexually oriented shmup game. Many of you have had experiences with these titles so if you can, please hip me to some of the ones worth playing.
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What exactly do you mean by "sexually oriented"? Having sex somehow related to its playing/scoring mechanics or just having sex scenes between levels? If it's the first option, I have no fucking idea, and don't even know how that would be possible. o_o
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Hmmm, then you should maybe try this:

http://www.komix-games.com/game.php?game=cunt

I guess you could call that "sexually oriented biohorror" :lol:
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NOT worksafe... and kinda messy. Reminds me of a shooter i played back in the tandy days.. called spermatazoid CGA graphics lol.
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There are the two ports of "Steam Hearts" for the PC Engine and Sega Saturn consoles. If I remember correctly, the SS port of Steam Hearts has been tamed down a bit compared to the original version for the PCE, right?

There is the MD cart of "Divine Sealing" that fellow shmupper, Ceph, warns us not to add to our shmup collection -- has a poor shmup gaming engine to begin with. Ceph's right as usual.

There are a few others that are mostly console-based. I don't recall of any such arcade PCBs except for Sexy Parodius PCB from Konami (which was more or less a parody of Gradius with slight sexy overtones but nothing "over the top" in terms of content).

You'd have better luck with such douijin PC shmup titles that deal with that subject matter.
If you want T&A anime style, you might want try out both Sammy's 1998 released Sexy Reaction Pachinko and Sammy's 1999 sequel follow-up of Sexy Reaction Pachinko 2 on Mame, Mame32, etc. They aren't shmup based arcade PCBs to begin with but mainly deal with Japanese pachinko themes running on the Sammy/Seta/Visco-based SSV mobo setup. It used to be quite HTF in order to play them on emulation, especially with the SRP-2 dump. Give 'em both a spin and see if you like them or not.

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Yakouga 4.
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PC Engine Fan X! wrote:There are the two ports of "Steam Hearts" for the PC Engine and Sega Saturn consoles. If I remember correctly, the SS port of Steam Hearts has been tamed down a bit compared to the original version for the PCE, right?

There is the MD cart of "Divine Sealing" that fellow shmupper, Ceph, warns us not to add to our shmup collection -- has a poor shmup gaming engine to begin with. Ceph's right as usual.

There are a few others that are mostly console-based. I don't recall of any such arcade PCBs except for Sexy Parodius PCB from Konami (which was more or less a parody of Gradius with slight sexy overtones but nothing "over the top" in terms of content).

You'd have better luck with such douijin PC shmup titles that deal with that subject matter.
If you want T&A anime style, you might want try out both Sammy's 1998 released Sexy Reaction Pachinko and Sammy's 1999 sequel follow-up of Sexy Reaction Pachinko 2 on Mame, Mame32, etc. They aren't shmup based arcade PCBs to begin with but mainly deal with Japanese pachinko themes running on the Sammy/Seta/Visco-based SSV mobo setup. It used to be quite HTF in order to play them on emulation, especially with the SRP-2 dump. Give 'em both a spin and see if you like them or not.

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the only steam hearts with the hentai content is the PC-98 version...both the PCengine and saturn versions had that stuff removed....not a very good game anyways.....

just have a look through some doujin sites and you will definitely find some hentai shmups
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jonny5 wrote:
PC Engine Fan X! wrote:There are the two ports of "Steam Hearts" for the PC Engine and Sega Saturn consoles. If I remember correctly, the SS port of Steam Hearts has been tamed down a bit compared to the original version for the PCE, right?

There is the MD cart of "Divine Sealing" that fellow shmupper, Ceph, warns us not to add to our shmup collection -- has a poor shmup gaming engine to begin with. Ceph's right as usual.

There are a few others that are mostly console-based. I don't recall of any such arcade PCBs except for Sexy Parodius PCB from Konami (which was more or less a parody of Gradius with slight sexy overtones but nothing "over the top" in terms of content).

You'd have better luck with such douijin PC shmup titles that deal with that subject matter.
If you want T&A anime style, you might want try out both Sammy's 1998 released Sexy Reaction Pachinko and Sammy's 1999 sequel follow-up of Sexy Reaction Pachinko 2 on Mame, Mame32, etc. They aren't shmup based arcade PCBs to begin with but mainly deal with Japanese pachinko themes running on the Sammy/Seta/Visco-based SSV mobo setup. It used to be quite HTF in order to play them on emulation, especially with the SRP-2 dump. Give 'em both a spin and see if you like them or not.

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~
the only steam hearts with the hentai content is the PC-98 version...both the PCengine and saturn versions had that stuff removed....not a very good game anyways.....

just have a look through some doujin sites and you will definitely find some hentai shmups
For jonny5,

Thanks for the heads about the PC-98 version of "SH" having such content.

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For Never_Scurred,

You might want to try out the PC doujin shmups of Genocide Circuit 1 & 2 -- both have some good shmup gaming engines to digress/play through.

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elfhentaifan wrote:Yakouga 4.
This.

One of the best shmups I played. And no, I'm not kidding.
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I think if I was at a point in my life where I sincerely wanted to play a "sexy" shmup, I would off myself. But that's just me.
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Sexy Parodious. Very Sexy Indeed. Too Sexy.
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hey another "list games" thread

Also, Biohazard Battle and Gynoug.
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ForceDevice wrote:
elfhentaifan wrote:Yakouga 4.
This.

One of the best shmups I played. And no, I'm not kidding.
another vote for it, brilliant game!
if i could just get it to work with my PC gamepad :cry:
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JoshF wrote:hey another "list games" thread

Also, Biohazard Battle and Gynoug.
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sven666 wrote:
ForceDevice wrote:
elfhentaifan wrote:Yakouga 4.
This.

One of the best shmups I played. And no, I'm not kidding.
another vote for it, brilliant game!
if i could just get it to work with my PC gamepad :cry:
One more vote here.
Sven, try Joy2Key (if you are using windows) - it will convert your gamepad-presses to keyboard-presses.
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Necronom wrote:Hmmm, then you should maybe try this:

http://www.komix-games.com/game.php?game=cunt

I guess you could call that "sexually oriented biohorror" :lol:
Wow. I played through an entire round.

I'm strangely depressed.
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ResOGlas wrote:
Necronom wrote:Hmmm, then you should maybe try this:

http://www.komix-games.com/game.php?game=cunt

I guess you could call that "sexually oriented biohorror" :lol:
Wow. I played through an entire round.

I'm strangely depressed.
No wonder, it's an educational shooting game. Probably meant to keep the horny teenagers from having sex :lol:
And yeah, it is NSFW...thought that having the word "cunt" in the link would be warning enough, sorry :wink:
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Jockel wrote:
sven666 wrote:
ForceDevice wrote: This.

One of the best shmups I played. And no, I'm not kidding.
another vote for it, brilliant game!
if i could just get it to work with my PC gamepad :cry:
One more vote here.
Sven, try Joy2Key (if you are using windows) - it will convert your gamepad-presses to keyboard-presses.
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sexy parodius
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Whoa WTF they Galshell videos on youtube?

Just when I thought I could push those games out of my skull.
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at times, at a stretch, you could call it sexy. at the very least, in the more advanced stages it is wholly disturbing. :D

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