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Twiddle · Post by **Twiddle** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:39 pm

When non-English-speaking people post in English, they at least make an effort to be understandable enough.

This is something you'd find in GameFAQs, most often by American posters.

Neon · Post by **Neon** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:32 pm

I don't see why everyone is posting so negatively.

Mr. Show isn't negative.

Maybe you should stop generalizing.

Or do all Asians look the same, too? I bet they do to you, racist.

Strider77 · Post by **Strider77** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:30 pm

You have done one thing for these people however. You have created 'The Port Ever!

Post by **Icarus** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:37 pm

FRO wrote:
Pirate1019 wrote:1. Why wait? This forum costs no money to post in, nor do most other videogame related forums.
Perhaps Darius11 didn't realize that the Shmups forum was out there.

You might want to check your facts there.

Also: Battle Garegga is the port ever!
...
"The port ever" - new Shmupsforum meme. At least Tacos isn't lonely any more.

Dusk · Post by **Dusk** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:47 pm

If I had to pick a game to call the port ever it'd have to be Blazing Star, I could see the commercial now...."New Blazing Star for the Neo Geo AES, the port ever!!! Get it more!!!"

RoninBuddha · Post by **RoninBuddha** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:11 pm

im laughing my ass off...

fuckin' port ever! \m/

Post by **Icarus** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:14 pm

Totally the post ever.

Darius11 · Post by **Darius11** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:20 pm

What can i say i suck at typing i used to have dictionary next to me when i first stated on the internet. I am getting toatlly humillated by miss spelled words and bad typing. I guess i should have taken an english class before i posted this thread. Now i wish i didn't evan bother fuck it!

DEL · Post by **DEL** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:45 pm

Don't worry Darius11, you've come out with an Iconic Phrase.
You should be proud.

bay · Post by **bay** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:54 pm

Darius11 wrote:What can i say i suck at typing i used to have dictionary next to me when i first stated on the internet. I am getting toatlly humillated by miss spelled words and bad typing. I guess i should have taken an english class before i posted this thread. Now i wish i didn't evan bother fuck it!

god i hope that was intentional.

teh spellcheck ever.

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:09 pm

junkeR wrote:I have a MSX2+ w/ Space Manbow..

can I get some attention now..?

graet taste!

Oh and can everyone please be nice again to Darius11?
Yes?
Thanks.

Post by **Shatterhand** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:38 pm

I have Space Manbow too. My version even has an INVENCIBILITY mode , do yours have?

I also have Aleste 2, Metal Gear, Metal Gear 2.... though they are all pirat.... erm, alternative versions.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:58 pm

FRO wrote:My guess is that Darius11 is also not a native English speaker.

Harsh words.

Nemo · Post by **Nemo** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:03 pm

Darius11 wrote:What can i say i suck at typing i used to have dictionary next to me when i first stated on the internet. I am getting toatlly humillated by miss spelled words and bad typing. I guess i should have taken an english class before i posted this thread. Now i wish i didn't evan bother fuck it!

Don't worry man, they're all a-holes. I realize you waited years to post this and just got excited, who cares if you misspelled a word or forgot a word, this is a shooter forum, not an English Professors' forum. Low self-esteem = making fun of other people any chance you get.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:13 pm

Nemo wrote: they're all a-holes.

I waited years for this rofl.

howmuchkeefe · Post by **howmuchkeefe** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:14 pm

Tacos are a harbringer of thread ever.

Post by **Icarus** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:17 pm

Nemo wrote:Don't worry man, they're all a-holes.

うるさい, 馬鹿！ (´～`)
彼と比較して、あなたはより少なく意味をなします.
This is the thread ever.

Nemo · Post by **Nemo** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:28 pm

Back to the original topic:

Ahhhh 1991, what a year. What. a. year. Paula Abdul was Straight Up rocking the radio with an exciting Rush Rush of music while Paula Abghoul was captivating me in Super Castlevania IV. From Double Dare to Double Dutch, all my mates around the school yard were a buzz with the careless joys of childhood ambivalence. On the tele, Christine Lakin was stealing my heart Step by Step and thus my first crush was formed. To the disdain of man's best friend everywhere Cats exploded onto Broadway leaving us no choice but to get in touch with our inner-felinity while Ahnold was Terminating our wallets at the box office once again. It was scary and exciting trying to sort my way through those Wonder Years, even found myself amidst my first mullet, but no matter what I knew Fred Savage always had my back. He even taught me it's cool to be a video game Wizard, just as long as you're playing with power, Power Glove style! Of course everything wasn't always so carefree, outside in the Streets of Rage I learned justice feels like a Bare Knuckle to your jaw and Winners Don't Use Drugs.

The memories.

JJG · Post by **JJG** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:41 pm

Bwahahahahahaha, dork...

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:56 pm

Shatterhand wrote:I have Space Manbow too. My version even has an INVENCIBILITY mode , do yours have?

No, or are we talking code input here!?

I also have Aleste 2, Metal Gear, Metal Gear 2.... though they are all pirat.... erm, alternative versions.

Daigohji · Post by **Daigohji** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:21 pm

I've heard of Trial by Fire, but this is more like Trial by Napalm Airstrike. Don't worry, Darius11; if you weather this storm, you will no longer be vulnerable to conventional weapons.

Post by **Shatterhand** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:46 am

Super Laydock wrote:
Shatterhand wrote:I have Space Manbow too. My version even has an INVENCIBILITY mode , do yours have?
No, or are we talking code input here!?

No, the first cracked version of this game that showed up here in Brazil had invencibility... trouble is that it was ALWAYS ON and there was NO WAY TO TURN IT OFF....

I remember I got this game with a lot of other MSX friends I had back at the time, and people were complaining about the game being too easy... some people thought that the "Power bar" that shows your weapon strenght was actually the hits your ship could stand, until I noticed the game actually had invencibility. I must admit I also didn't notice at first, and me too thought the game was too damn easy when I finished it at my first go

Later we got a proper version of the game

Pirate1019 · Post by **Pirate1019** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:18 am

@ Nemo: I do consider myself an asshole. Nice to know I'm not the only one.

@ Darius11: If english isn't your first language, what is? If it is then you need to try harder. If it's something like japanese then wouldn't you have a much more thriving online community to express your 'soul filled' memories? If not then just don't let us get to you. We are mocking the delivery, not the message. Well...I am also mocking the soul part because I think I lack one. Also, due to a of a lack of religion I tend to pass such things off as superstition.

Fun Fact: I have failed a DNA test. I showed up negative for DNA. Maybe I am composed entirely of bitter hatred and cynisism.

Edge · Post by **Edge** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:46 am

Shatterhand wrote: No, the first cracked version of this game that showed up here in Brazil had invencibility... trouble is that it was ALWAYS ON and there was NO WAY TO TURN IT OFF....

ROFL! That sure seems to be the best "port" ever to me!

Though are you sure it was no pirate version? I am wondering why the hell a developer should release a game with the most stupid and demotivating feature I can think off. Esspecially since it can't be turned off.

And welcome to the forums Darius11.
Well if you acually mind posting and reading here after people where making fun of your topic. And if you are no joke account like someone pointed out... ?

Ceph · Post by **Ceph** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:52 am

Edge wrote:
Shatterhand wrote: the first cracked version of this game
are you sure it was no pirate version?

Edge · Post by **Edge** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:55 am

Yeah, people who can read are surely at advantage.

Then the best crack ever.

Ceph · Post by **Ceph** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:59 am

Edge wrote:Yeah, people who can read are surely at advantage.

Since this thread seems to be about illiteracy, I guess your question was on topic.

Edge wrote:Then the best crack ever.

You mean, "The crack ever"

Post by **Icarus** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:06 am

Ceph wrote:
Edge wrote:Then the best crack ever.
You mean, "The crack ever"

The tacos ever.
Post count +1. Forum joke 2HIT COMBO!

@Darius11:
Don't mind us, we're a bunch of bitter old cranks. We don't get out much, and like arguing. A bit of comedy is always welcome here. And besides, your comment which is being used at the moment is bordering on legendary status. ^_-

ED-057 · Post by **ED-057** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:33 am

My MSX2 is mightier than yours!! It has 512KB of RAM and a 1.4GB harddrive!!1! Although I don't have Space Manbow, I do have Shogi

P.S. All your port are belong to ever. Or something.

JJG · Post by **JJG** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:37 am

I think it's interesting that a lot of shmup players bow down to Japanese gamers and mention things like "innate skill." Yet if a Japanese gamer were to come to these forums and they didn't know English well they'd get ridiculed.