Vote for the WORSE videogamemovie EVER!!

SPACE HARRIER · Post by **SPACE HARRIER** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:12 pm

Wich one is the worse movie based on videogames!!
I just can say HOUSE OF THE DEAD is really REALLY REALLY BAD!!

alpha5099 · Post by **alpha5099** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:32 pm

I've only seen two or three of those, and most were long enough ago that I can't remember much at all about them.

However, I will say, I must be the only person on Earth who doesn't hate Street Fighter The Movie. I have fond memories of that from when I was a kid. I'm sure if I saw it now, I'd think it was crap. But when I was 8 it was pretty fucking cool.

CMoon · Post by **CMoon** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:36 pm

Where the hell are the Mortal Kombat movies?

I think the Street Fighter movie should have been a musical!!!

SPACE HARRIER · Post by **SPACE HARRIER** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:44 pm

DAMN, i forgot to put MORTAL KOMBAT on the list!!
I can't chance the poll anymore

Ganelon · Post by **Ganelon** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:55 pm

How was MK the worst movie by any means? MKA maybe...

Anyway, I haven't seen AITD and HOTD but I remember I was utterly bored and offended by the Mario movie. At least Double Dragon, almost equally lame, had a hot chick with a whip. The Mario movie had nothing.

Andi · Post by **Andi** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:12 am

When is someone going to make a live-action movie based on Sonic? God, I would kill for that shit.

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:19 am

The first Mortal Kombat didn't suck. Honest. It didn't.

Brian · Post by **Brian** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:36 am

Bruce Willis as Boogerman was pretty dreaful.

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:05 am

Andi wrote:When is someone going to make a live-action movie based on Sonic? God, I would kill for that shit.

Guess it'd look much like this...

dave4shmups · Post by **dave4shmups** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:41 am

That's an incomplete list of game movies. If we're going to have any poll on video game movies, then every video game movie should be included in the list. WHY, for example, was Mortal Kombat excluded??

That would've been my pick for sure.

landshark · Post by **landshark** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:22 am

dave4shmups wrote:That's an incomplete list of game movies. If we're going to have any poll on video game movies, then every video game movie should be included in the list. WHY, for example, was Mortal Kombat excluded?? That would've been my pick for sure.

Bad Dave! Bad bad Dave!!

MK1 was excellent.

The sequel on the other hand was one of the worst pieces of filth ever put to film.

Post by **Shatterhand** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:47 pm

I've watched

Super Mario Bros
DOuble Dragon
Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider 2
Resident Evil
Street FIghter
Mortal Kombat
Pokemon: The Movie.

From the back of my mind.. those are the only ones I remember.

Oh.. Pokemon counts, doesn't? I mean, the game came before than the animated series or the movie.

If I had to choose one from this list, I'd choose Pokemon. I have nothing against animated movies ( I love Toy Story, or The Iron Giant), neither I have something against Pokemon itself (The original game isn't half bad). But the movie is devoid of any qualities, it was clearly a way to make more profit from the Pokemon name.

Tomb Raider 2 was also incredibly, incredinly bad.

I never felt Super Mario Bros or Double Dragon were as bad as people point out. I mean., they are CHEESY as hell, but I found both movies to be midly entertaining, from what they offer. Well, they are crap, and that's why they are fun.

I LOVED Street Fighter the movie back when I was a kid... everytime I watch it on TV, I find myself guilty because of that

. The movie indeed sucks. But not as bad as Tomb Raider 2.

Resident Evil wasn't bad. It was nearly good actually. Paul W.S. Anderson is somewhat an interesting director/writer. He always seems like it's going to completely destroy something (Alien vs Predator anyone?), and in the end he comes with something that doesn't completely sux, and usually you get satisfied of what he did.

(When I read all the pre-production stuff from AvP , it was CLEAR that it was going to suck bad... and when it came out, it was actually mildly enjoyable)

In the case of Resident Evil... well, it was pretty stupid the way Milla Jojovich was punching and kicking the zombies. WHY THE HELL can't I do that in the game??? (It would make it a lot more enjoyable

). I personally hate all the RE games, but I think the movie had a good tie-in with the game plot, and as a MOVIE, it was enjoyable enough.

He also directed Mortal Kombat... which is again not bad... not exactly great either.

So, the 2 "best" movie based on video-games were made by the same director....

Thunder Force · Post by **Thunder Force** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:22 pm

Stormwatch wrote:
Andi wrote:When is someone going to make a live-action movie based on Sonic? God, I would kill for that shit.
Guess it'd look much like this...

He said live-action, so it would look more like this

Andi · Post by **Andi** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:32 pm

Thunder Force wrote:He said live-action, so it would look more like this

YES! I was more hoping for a guy dressed in a Sonic suit, but that is pretty fucking amazing.

Strychnine · Post by **Strychnine** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:04 pm

HOW DARE THEE VOTE FOR SUPER MARIO BROS!!

DENNIS HOPPER WAS KING FUCKIN' KOOPA.

HotD is MUCH, MUCH...zOMFG worse. I think I've blocked most of its terribleness from my mind though, but I remember...I remember them splicing footage of the game into the movie. Honestly. How much time did the director spend on his knees in Hollywood? Is that all it takes these days to get cash to make a movie?

And Resident Evil, although craptacular...had Milla Jovovovovovich or however you spell it. Think of them as the unofficial sequels to the scenes in the 5th Element where she isn't wearing very much. With zombies. And "eeeeviiiiiillll"

EDIT: And Space Harrier, EVERYONE knows that "ever" is spelled "EVAR" on the internet. In all caps. Always.

Zelikazi · Post by **Zelikazi** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:37 pm

Haha, I love the part in SF: The Movie where Zangief sees that truck bomb coming at them on the CCTV and says "Quick! Change the channel!"

For that, I could never vote it as worst movie.

Also, the crazy SMB movie was too interesting to be worst movie!

SheSaidDutch · Post by **SheSaidDutch** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:52 pm

Super Mario Bros the movie scared me as a kid, I thought that inthe future that all the entire human race was going to be turned into reptiles,with that machine.

"No my brain Is shriking"

The worst would have to go to Tomb Raider

Post by **system11** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:32 pm

"An interesting side note, there was a porno film done with none other then Ron Jeremy called Super Hornio Bros. The sad thing about that one is, it GOT a sequel."

You learn something new every day.

Nuke · Post by **Nuke** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:45 pm

House of the dead the movie is so bad, it's good!

captain ahar · Post by **captain ahar** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:36 pm

Mortal Kombat was alright considering the source material (I HATE Mortal Kombat).

My vote goes to The Wizard, by the way.

Andi · Post by **Andi** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 12:48 am

bloodflowers wrote:"An interesting side note, there was a porno film done with none other then Ron Jeremy called Super Hornio Bros. The sad thing about that one is, it GOT a sequel."

I need to see this. I'm pretty sure it will change my life.

Post by **Shatterhand** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:40 am

Thunder Force wrote:
Stormwatch wrote:
Andi wrote:When is someone going to make a live-action movie based on Sonic? God, I would kill for that shit.
Guess it'd look much like this...
He said live-action, so it would look more like this

I just showed a friend this, saying that they actually WERE doing a movie about it, and she BELIEVED IT!

CecilMcW00t · Post by **CecilMcW00t** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 4:34 pm

I voted for AitD... My goodness the movie just blew so hard! Filled with long pointless scenes that are supposed to build tension and instead build boredom. >_<

I would actually watch HotD again before watching that stinking pile again. Double Dragon was a hilarious movie imo, wasn't Alyssa Milano in it too?

Street Fighter the Movie... favorite quote (forgive me if I butcher the line been so long...): Guile: "I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up-river, and I'm going to kick that son-of-a-bitch Bison's ass so HARD... that the next Bison wanna-be is gonna feel it. Now who wants to go home... and who wants to go with ME!"

WTF!! XD

CMoon · Post by **CMoon** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:50 pm

bloodflowers wrote:"An interesting side note, there was a porno film done with none other then Ron Jeremy called Super Hornio Bros.

Jeeeeesuuuussssss.....

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:59 pm

I'm guessing it must be a bit more faithful to the source material.

FatCobra · Post by **FatCobra** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:33 pm

While the Super Mario Bros was bad, my vote goes to Wing Commander, since that movie almost put me to sleep. Super Mario Bros was so bad that it was kind of entertaining.

Vexorg · Post by **Vexorg** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:07 pm

Back when I was on my last contract at Microsoft, on one of the internal discussion forums there was some talk of this subject, and somehow it came out that one person on the forum is part of the investment group that funds Uwe Boll's productions, That person just about got run out on a rail for crimes against humantiy.

FRO · Post by **FRO** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:42 pm

Thunder Force wrote:
Stormwatch wrote:
Andi wrote:When is someone going to make a live-action movie based on Sonic? God, I would kill for that shit.
Guess it'd look much like this...
He said live-action, so it would look more like this

ROFLMBO!!!! Thank you Thunder Force...that's the best laugh I've had all day. I just about filled my pants on that one...

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