Dick Stock

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Re: Dick Stock

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nogden wrote: Tue Jun 03, 2025 3:28 amVery respectable submission
Thank you *bows*!~
BareKnuckleRoo wrote: Mon Jun 02, 2025 1:46 pmThe backgrounds in the game are all rather bland, I think due to the fact that the lighting is very similar in most levels. Compare it to something like Under Defeat where the lighting in stages 3 to 5 are very, very different from stages 1 and 2, or various other 3D shmups that have really interest art design for their stages.
Danmaku Unlimited 3 is a good example of simple background, but very fancy with all the lighting, flares, and effects!
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Re: Dick Stock

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Re: Dick Stock

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Space Invaders or "Space STDs"? The Atari 800 port of the game looks like a subject for penis and venereal disease jokes with those bacteria-shaped Invaders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-AlFt1DDK4

I was originally planning to include that joke when Space Invaders gets an Arcade Archives release, but looks like this forum was asking for it.
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