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nogden wrote: Tue Jun 03, 2025 3:28 amVery respectable submission
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BareKnuckleRoo wrote: Mon Jun 02, 2025 1:46 pmThe backgrounds in the game are all rather bland, I think due to the fact that the lighting is very similar in most levels. Compare it to something like Under Defeat where the lighting in stages 3 to 5 are very, very different from stages 1 and 2, or various other 3D shmups that have really interest art design for their stages.
Danmaku Unlimited 3 is a good example of simple background, but very fancy with all the lighting, flares, and effects!
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Space Invaders or "Space STDs"? The Atari 800 port of the game looks like a subject for penis and venereal disease jokes with those bacteria-shaped Invaders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-AlFt1DDK4

I was originally planning to include that joke when Space Invaders gets an Arcade Archives release, but looks like this forum was asking for it.
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New emulated Psycho Dreams port from Ratalaika

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbn1XTM0gmM&t=1m16s

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Sumez wrote: Tue Sep 02, 2025 1:12 pm New emulated Psycho Dreams port from Ratalaika
Trying to give 'em the 'ol cock slap.
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Has this girthy barrage truly gone unnoticed, or was it mearly obscured under the shadows of the phallus?

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Err... lol...

Surely not just I see it... unloading?!?!

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Edit to also say I just looked at some video of this game and very sure if someone here play it... many, many contribution material for this thread, lol!!!

I cannot play hori shmups :p it will break brain... but I will watch for more!~
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The R-Type suppository .. only to be taken after midnight.
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Dick not shown but hot load on tits is
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Wow lol. I went to see that game... it is actually on Steam >.<!~

Better just play Tenta Shooter!

At least Tenta Shooter is actually a very good STG, lol... even if just... a "little" bit weird...

Also surprised Tenta Shooter only have one post in this thread :p
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The dev of this game occasionally posts in here :D
I think they make some pretty cool stuff actually
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r-type's always been very phallic, but you can just count it as a giger homage :)

delta is also a damn good game. do play it!
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PerishedFraud ឵឵ wrote: Tue Dec 09, 2025 9:04 pmr-type's always been very phallic
Uh oh. Seems someone discovered they now do AI-generated dong!~

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i'm more interested in the actual game quality than what they did for the cover, lmfao

that said, if modern ports are bad you can always just buy the cheapest one and then emulate guilt-free :lol: (since delta is really fucking good)
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PerishedFraud ឵឵ wrote: Thu Dec 11, 2025 12:31 pmi'm more interested in the actual game quality than what they did for the cover, lmfao
Excuse my very poor humor :p and lack of purity in mind >.<!!~

I am sure game is great! But... I just find irony and humor in anyone needing AI to draw the very one thing that I am very sure humans have been drawing since we were cave dwellers :p

This is... after all... the exquisite thread of many a ding dong!
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