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That's a fab summation! I dig it when one can go up in "creating order" to some degree, and can just as easy concede to be at a loss (aka L-I-F-E) :) . Now that I know The Sandman, I will look out for it on my next watch.
Lander wrote: Sat Sep 21, 2024 8:13 pm Though in fairness it's probably a trailer-cutter's nightmare to have that kind of movie land on their desk. How to summarize that which defies even lengthy elaboration?
There is a release trailer for the D.C., where I think it might be successful. Naturally, it's for viewers already familiar with the Dark, basically a fast flashing-before-my-eyes Game 0ver, buddy! sort of thing. :idea:


The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

A very first. Usually I somewhat evade early cinema. To my mind there is often only relevance to a one scene or image that became iconic, and the danger of feeling the "rest" of it is not of much more substance, and if so then only to history. Not with this one. Presented in 3 different hues, and strictly non-realistic artistic choices, it still feels effective. I can't say if the music I had the dubious pleasure to hear is from the original release (what I know of the Silent Age is that a live musician would play during a viewing). With a disturbing atmosphere, a twist-ending, and a social warning I can view this as a precursor of what became the horror genre. Giving the then silence, I actually would have preferred to have no inter-title cards, since it stops some moments. The expression and body language is strong enough, the connections I could figure out for myself. It's that clear and would be even more creepy. There is more than just one image I will keep floating, there's whole scenes. Delightful prickly.
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Yeah, I used to dislike movies that weren't straightforward and designed to be understood, but there's so much more to appreciate when you're open to ideas that don't tie themselves up in a neat bow, and familiar enough with fictional devices to appreciate it when they're bent or subverted. From what I've read of Gyllenhaal behind-the-scenes, he's very much of the mind that the audience should be allowed - nay, encouraged - to leave with something to think on, and bravo to that!

And I can't recommend Sandman enough - it's one of those renaissance works where you periodically put it down and wonder aloud how the creators managed to sneak something so artistically risky and philosophically incisive past the publishing numbers men and onto store shelves.

The panel linked is a frustratingly narrow window into Ken's underlying SEX MONEY POWER DOMINION picture; understated in a different-again sense - nice fella, but with a quietly ticking monkey machine beneath.

The Mattel parody is itself brief, as the work joyrides gleefully around the collective sum of human experience and myth, but is a notable stop-off somewhere around meta level 2 or 3 before Barbara and Martin Tenbones trek deeper into the decidedly less/more fantastical paths of fiction-over-fiction.

Probably ought to don the hazard suit and see if the Netflix adaptation was non-disastrous, but much like Idris Elba's The Dark Tower, it doesn't seem worth the risk :lol:
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NYN wrote: Sun Sep 22, 2024 10:59 am The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

A very first. Usually I somewhat evade early cinema. To my mind there is often only relevance to a one scene or image that became iconic, and the danger of feeling the "rest" of it is not of much more substance, and if so then only to history. Not with this one. Presented in 3 different hues, and strictly non-realistic artistic choices, it still feels effective. I can't say if the music I had the dubious pleasure to hear is from the original release (what I know of the Silent Age is that a live musician would play during a viewing). With a disturbing atmosphere, a twist-ending, and a social warning I can view this as a precursor of what became the horror genre. Giving the then silence, I actually would have preferred to have no inter-title cards, since it stops some moments. The expression and body language is strong enough, the connections I could figure out for myself. It's that clear and would be even more creepy. There is more than just one image I will keep floating, there's whole scenes. Delightful prickly.
See my thoughts on a special viewing w/ the music played live, here.
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Lander wrote: Sun Sep 22, 2024 2:05 pm Probably ought to don the hazard suit and see if the Netflix adaptation was non-disastrous, but much like Idris Elba's The Dark Tower, it doesn't seem worth the risk
The Netflix Sandman is exactly what you'd expect, a sterilized corporate husk of what once was. I think The Boys is the only "adult" comic that's had a somewhat faithful attempt to capture the original spirit, which is wild considering how much they had to tone it down.

Invincible, She-Hulk, and Daredevil were all pretty accurate too, but they're also straight-up cape books. Maybe Sin City counts, although calling that an adult comic is quite a stretch since it's practically a cape book too, and Frank Miller has never written anything that wasn't targeted directly at 12-year-old boys anyway.

I wish someone had the balls to adapt Batman Odyssey straight. Conversely, I'm absolutely terrified of the likely-inevitable Transmetropolitan adaptation.

I'm not convinced a bad adaptation could be any worse for the Dark Tower series than what Stephen King already did to it. At least if it's bad from the start this time nobody has to suffer too badly.
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It's impossible to read Transmetropolitan today, my eyes would roll too hard. "We defeated the bad president though TOUGH REPORTING and got him on tape saying BAD THINGS and the corporate media abandoned their script and a cop walked in and punched him and put him in cuffs!!"

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Mortificator wrote: Mon Sep 23, 2024 2:46 am It's impossible to read Transmetropolitan today, my eyes would roll too hard. "We defeated the bad president though TOUGH REPORTING and got him on tape saying BAD THINGS and the corporate media abandoned their script and a cop walked in and punched him and put him in cuffs!!"

Come

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GaijinPunch wrote: Mon Sep 23, 2024 12:55 am See my thoughts on a special viewing w/ the music played live, here.
Right. I thought I was dreaming this, and then I woke up in an upright box with you next to me. Are you my doctor, perchance? :)

Maybe that was the incentive that got me going, I dunno. More of a surprise if one can fool them-self in having an original thought. :P

Aaand speaking of:


The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

First. I thought the original was enough. Some sequels have no place on this plane, so more true these days. Some even damage the originator, incontestable candidates among them: Halloween, Jaws, 2001, The Exorcist, etc. Franchises be danged. So why-ever a Part 2 was conceived to TTCM, full 13 years apart, in the revered period of mid-80s, I was going to find out mainly for the names of Hooper, Hopper, and Savini. Camp is the big thing here, and the way to go if one dares to NOT damage the original. It worked well enough for Evil Dead 2. It's thick, all the way, yet doesn't becomes eye-rolling. Naming the creep family Sawyer, of all things, and having a chain-chain-chainsaw duel without ruining it shows a sense of balance maintained. "It's sex (spelled out S-C-E-X) or the saw!" The strongest part are the underground sets, again whose level of detail are maddening. As a reprise from the movie before, lookee, there comes everybody's favorite dinner table torture scene, and this time it is elevated to a palpable mania unlike anything I saw on film. "Grandpaw, c'moan!" For that alone, I can't dismiss this. The way the female protagonist screams her lungs out, I thought that it is just consciously tacky, and then the ending turns it all around, with a buzz kill. Dang it, if it isn't set up for a possible sequel, though I will never want to see yet another. I mean it.
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NYN wrote: Mon Sep 23, 2024 9:59 am Dang it, if it isn't set up for a possible sequel, though I will never want to see yet another. I mean it.
Leatherface (TCM3) is actually a really dope movie too. Horror sequels have a much higher success rate than common wisdom dictates, it's really just a few high-profile duds like Exorcist 2 and Child's Play 3 that make everyone recoil at the prospect. Even Jason and Freddy's biggest flops were mostly due more to franchise fatigue than actual quality of individual installments (ok, except Jason Goes to Hell).

Halloween is the weird one, since Halloween 3 is a decent flick that fails miserably as part of the franchise. Halloween 5 is irredeemable, but every other classic installment is at least watchable (I admit I haven't seen the Blumhouse movies yet).

I can't think of a single horror franchise except The Exorcist where the first movie is the best one.
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Air Master Burst wrote: Mon Sep 23, 2024 2:33 pmHalloween is the weird one, since Halloween 3 is a decent flick that fails miserably as part of the franchise. Halloween 5 is irredeemable, but every other classic installment is at least watchable (I admit I haven't seen the Blumhouse movies yet).
Halloween 3 should've spun off into Halloween X, the choice of the new generation. :sad: More creepy one-shots from middle Burgerland/Crumpetfordshire. Tales from Halloween. From The Case Files of Halloween. The Another Story of Halloween, even!

IIRC they always intended it to be an anthology series, so HW3 was kind of a fond goodbye to that. While I've no greater honour to give, than to say a horror film Shoulda Been Halloween IV, I'll probably say Shoulda Been Halloween XX: Furries Must Die, instead.

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Also, in order of watching

Kill List
The Guest
It Follows
February
Triangle
The House Of The Devil
Censor
Malignant

And Prince of Darkness but that's cheating ofc.

I've gone back and forth on Malignant over the last couple years post-release. But I think it deserves a spot for precisely that reason. Certain preposterous scenes won't get out my skull. Just CG a HW3-style 70s Porno Stache onto the main dude, to fill out his screen time!
I can't think of a single horror franchise except The Exorcist where the first movie is the best one.
What do you think about Hellraiser? I was always fond of the second one, when they'd pop up on cable at my grandma's. Still a decent epilogue to the original W3DGF, imo. Saw one dude say they MADE PINH3AD A PUSSI3!1! :[ but whatever, PinPin done he time. PinPin a rock. Rando edgelord would be ratting out his DND pals at the first pin!

Can't remember any of the latter, assuming I even saw them. They reached the In Space sequel, IIRC?
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Hell yeah. It's getting to be spooky time here in the US and I'm psyched about the upcoming horror stuff at our local theaters. Baltimore takes Halloween very seriously, and we have a number of great options coming up including the OG Halloween, The Shining, and the Invasion of the Body Snatchers with Goldblum, Nimoy and Sutherland.
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BIL wrote: Mon Sep 23, 2024 4:30 pm What do you think about Hellraiser? I was always fond of the second one, when they'd pop up on cable at my grandma's. Still a decent epilogue to the original W3DGF, imo. Saw one dude say they MADE PINH3AD A PUSSI3!1! :[ but whatever, PinPin done he time. PinPin a rock. Rando edgelord would be ratting out his DND pals at the first pin!

Can't remember any of the latter, assuming I even saw them. They reached the In Space sequel, IIRC?
Hellraiser 1 and 2 are both fantastic, but for my money the best Hellraiser was actually Inferno (5). This was less a traditional Hellraiser movie and more like Jacob's Ladder ft. Pinhead. I think you'd like it!

Pinhead In Space was Hellraiser: Bloodline (4) and it's a marked step up from 3, definitely a good time! Not quite as amazing as Jason X, but certainly beats the shit out of Leprechaun 4. Apparently they tried to get John Carpenter back to do Halloween 6, but his pitch was literally Michael Myers In Space so they passed. Which is fucking TRAGIC given how dope Ghosts of Mars is.
BIL wrote: Mon Sep 23, 2024 4:30 pm Also, in order of watching

Kill List
The Guest
It Follows
February
Triangle
The House Of The Devil
Censor
Malignant
I've seen and loved about half of these already, so I'm super eager to check out the rest! I would also add the following to this list (uncertain on order):

The Green Room
Mom and Dad
Ready or Not
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Air Master Burst wrote: Mon Sep 23, 2024 5:38 pmHellraiser 1 and 2 are both fantastic, but for my money the best Hellraiser was actually Inferno (5). This was less a traditional Hellraiser movie and more like Jacob's Ladder ft. Pinhead. I think you'd like it!
Cheers, marked for watch. :cool: I find long-running series tricky, goes for bands too... you never know where those gems are lurking. Mainstream commentary often of little help, there!
The Green Room
Mom and Dad
Ready or Not
Ah yes, Green Room and Ready Or Not definitely work, too! I'd overlooked GR for a lack of surreal/supernatural elements, but ofc, You're Next lacks those too, and they're implied at the absolute most by the first Halloween itself. A lethally streamlined followup to their hard-hitting but more contemplative Blue Ruin. Will have to give Mom And Dad a watch, sounds familiar but I must've missed it.

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This is also a good point to sheepishly give P0SSESS0R a shot, sitting on my HDD nearly two frickin years after NYN's recommend! I must wrangle my frenzied soul! When I dig stuff I dig it, but I gotta summon the will to sit down and not yell "AW HELL NAWW" and "DAT'S GOTTA HOIT" at the opening titles. :oops: Will get it done tonight mon frere! :cool:
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every year I rewatch drag me to hell and idle hands, and then I mix in john carpenter and wes craven, and maybe watch a new thing or two. I watched tucker and dale vs evil for the first time last year which is probably gonna be part of the mix again this year and every few years I throw in some teen horror like "the faculty".

lately I've watched
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between the temples
the last stand (garbo but I had to watch it because of kim jee-woon)
road trip
thief
black sheep (rewatch)
perfect days
lethal weapon 1-4
rv
the fisher king (rewatch)
the master 70mm (rewatch)
21/22 jump street (rewatches)
time bandit (rewatch)
hoping to see mike leigh's hard truths, jacques audiard's emilia perez, and adam elliot's memoir of a snail in theater next month.

been reading the unbearable lightness of being for the first time and I might have to watch the movie once I'm done too.
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BIL wrote: Mon Sep 23, 2024 4:30 pm
Air Master Burst wrote: Mon Sep 23, 2024 2:33 pmHalloween is the weird one, since Halloween 3 is a decent flick that fails miserably as part of the franchise. Halloween 5 is irredeemable, but every other classic installment is at least watchable (I admit I haven't seen the Blumhouse movies yet).
Halloween 3 should've spun off into Halloween X, the choice of the new generation. :sad: More creepy one-shots from middle Burgerland/Crumpetfordshire. Tales from Halloween. From The Case Files of Halloween. The Another Story of Halloween, even!

IIRC they always intended it to be an anthology series, so HW3 was kind of a fond goodbye to that. While I've no greater honour to give, than to say a horror film Shoulda Been Halloween IV, I'll probably say Shoulda Been Halloween XX: Furries Must Die, instead.

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Also, in order of watching

Kill List
The Guest
It Follows
February
Triangle
The House Of The Devil
Censor
Malignant

And Prince of Darkness but that's cheating ofc.

I've gone back and forth on Malignant over the last couple years post-release. But I think it deserves a spot for precisely that reason. Certain preposterous scenes won't get out my skull. Just CG a HW3-style 70s Porno Stache onto the main dude, to fill out his screen time!
I can't think of a single horror franchise except The Exorcist where the first movie is the best one.
What do you think about Hellraiser? I was always fond of the second one, when they'd pop up on cable at my grandma's. Still a decent epilogue to the original W3DGF, imo. Saw one dude say they MADE PINH3AD A PUSSI3!1! :[ but whatever, PinPin done he time. PinPin a rock. Rando edgelord would be ratting out his DND pals at the first pin!

Can't remember any of the latter, assuming I even saw them. They reached the In Space sequel, IIRC?
The sexy actress Stacey Nelkin in Halloween 3: Season of The Witch is quite something (quite easy on the eyes) -- she was "the damsel in distress" that needed rescuing in the classic parody flick of "Yellowbeard" as well.

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Actor Jeff Bridges has said that he's in the third upcoming Tron sequel, Tron: Ares, scheduled for an 10/10/2025 theatrical release courtesy of Disney. Still a bit of a whole year to wait for it. With Kevin Flynn, what's his role in this 3rd Tron sequel? It would seem likely that there are more than just "one grid" senario (as with the Tron/Flynn created grid shown in both Tron & Tron Legacy films) -- could it be an "Ares/Dillinger" created grid? Seems quite likely, if that's the case.

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Partner and I just watched Kill List and Triangle.

Kill List was mostly boring with a couple fun scenes, it really could've used a more coherent script. The twist would've been cool if they had ever bothered to explain anything. Just watched Final Prayer/Borderlands a couple weeks back and it does the whole "two mates with a fucked up twist ending" so much better since it actually foreshadows instead of just confusing you.

Triangle was fucking dope tho, no complaints there.
BIL wrote: Mon Sep 23, 2024 6:23 pm Ah yes, Green Room and Ready Or Not definitely work, too! I'd overlooked GR for a lack of surreal/supernatural elements,
If Captain Picard as an Oregon neo-nazi isn't surreal I'm not sure what is!
BIL wrote: Mon Sep 23, 2024 6:23 pm Will have to give Mom And Dad a watch, sounds familiar but I must've missed it.
Nicolas Cage in full maniac mode and Selma Blair attempting to murder their children as hard as they can. Features one of the all-time great Cage freakouts. It even has a Grant Morrison cameo! Truly fantastic stuff from the guy who made the Crank movies, so you know it's unhinged.
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BIL wrote: Mon Sep 23, 2024 6:23 pm Ah yes, Green Room and Ready Or Not definitely work, too! I'd overlooked GR for a lack of surreal/supernatural elements, but ofc, You're Next lacks those too, and they're implied at the absolute most by the first Halloween itself. A lethally streamlined followup to their hard-hitting but more contemplative Blue Ruin. Will have to give Mom And Dad a watch, sounds familiar but I must've missed it.
I love Blue Ruin. I come back to it regularly.
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The Crazies

First. Romero original. I am not one that reduces Romero only to his most influential, that even everybody's grandma knows: the repugnant flesh-eater flicks. No, the man made other movies, worth discovering. Like this one, where a neat-o gang rolls into town, searching for a broad name 'o Trixie, who was spreading her stuff to everyone who would catch it. They round people up (the town school, not the church), shoot them, burn 'em, hunt them through the woods. And the same goes for them, too. I can't hardly believe that all it takes is a plain white hazmat suit and and a black gas-mask to create one of the most disturbing images of movie horror, a horde of spectral ghosts with no faces, all looking alike, and practically not discernible as human beings. That there is a scene where the masks are off, is only to hammer the point. Trixie's gift to the people is depending, one end turns a person in a violent and raving lunatic, another might transform into a docile and murderous sweetheart. It becomes hard to tell when people start losing it, if it is through Trix or an all-natural descent into insanity. The outcome is as devastating as a movie from that era can still impress on the audiences now. One particular scene where madness turns sexual, I cannot see produced anytime other than then. I'll pass at the attempt of the remake, thanks.
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POSSESSOR (2019) Oof! God damn! Ouch1! :shock: An unyieldingly pitch-black FUTURE CRIMEZ joint. Slow-burning schizo/slasher, perching viewers behind the eyes of a mindjacking corporate assassin. Horrid inevitability thrums, the worm puppeteering friends and family into meat murder machinery.

Fondly recalling of acrid Cronengoodies Videodrome and Existenz, though more punishingly sadistic. Deranged Argento/Fulci-esque slaughters abound. The sickening hyperviolence has its point - this is a film about the commercialised mangling of humans into gruesome forms, spirtually and physically - but must be caveated.

Profoundly bleak science fiction with hideously unsympathetic protagonists. Minor raps for suspension of disbelief; some rather heavy paramilitary shit going on in plain sight, with dubious, at times comically lax security. But tbh, Videodrome and Existenz are exactly like this, too. A not unpleasant sense of b-film gravity, played dead straight.
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PC Engine Fan X! wrote: Mon Sep 23, 2024 10:40 pmThe sexy actress Stacey Nelkin in Halloween 3: Season of The Witch is quite something (quite easy on the eyes) -- she was "the damsel in distress" that needed rescuing in the classic parody flick of "Yellowbeard" as well.
Oof, speaking of unforgiving! That was a cruel denouement for HWX's porno moustache dude, PCEFX. They really took everything from buddy there, even his cute co-star! :o
Air Master Burst wrote: Tue Sep 24, 2024 12:55 amKill List was mostly boring with a couple fun scenes, it really could've used a more coherent script. The twist would've been cool if they had ever bothered to explain anything. Just watched Final Prayer/Borderlands a couple weeks back and it does the whole "two mates with a fucked up twist ending" so much better since it actually foreshadows instead of just confusing you.
I thought they breadcrumbed the ghastly trail pretty nicely:
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Damaged ex-squaddie turned suburban hitdad is scouted by Super Evil Cult, starting with wifey's "friend" marking that symbol in their house to a hideous BGM swell, then the blood pact, his targets all greeting death with zealous gratitude, the familiar faces at the end...
...our mad dad enjoying the bloodlust too much to have a fookin think. Poor Michael Smiley's just collateral, sensibly noping out of homie's bogus journey, even if ~Bros 4 Lief~ dictate he stay. I can forgive them a wanky thinkpiece at the very end, that bleak laugh... personally, I reject theorycraft, and blame that reliable subverter ex machina: DRUGZ

I'm perhaps biased by my favourite Wheaty-kun picture, the truly batfuck A Field In England. (also with Michael Smiley, as is Censor! What a reliably 'ORRIBLE OIRISH COONT :shock:) Ragged band of English Civil War deserters - Jester, Soldier, Necromancer - quest for treasure in titular field of treacherous shrooms, mortal blast from genesis of new planet pending. Monty Python x Apocalypse Now In Hell: Super Turbo. Image

Magnificently bent and Pratchett-esque, imo, but will undoubtedly annoy many. This scene (minor spoiler) in particular had me simultaneously awestruck and on the verge of cry-laughing, a not unpleasant feeling. EDIT: god dammit! cuts off right before the payoff! Oh well. Good with patient company and stout ales, though I'm trying to stay teetotal lately, so maybe a sober rewatch is in order... :lol: OPEN UP AND LET TEH DEVIL IN :shock:

Remiss not to mention Down Terrace, a nicely earthy council estate gangster flick. A few scenes in there I'm cracking up recalling, a few I'm wincing in despair at. I should stop rabbiting on, and see what else Wheatymans done! It's been a good decade since I saw any of these.

I thought for a second you meant the recent Borderlands adaptation! No idea about that one, or the game, just hadn't heard of Final Prayer. Cheers, will give that a look. Always scouting potential HWXs. :cool:
Ah yes, Green Room and Ready Or Not definitely work, too! I'd overlooked GR for a lack of surreal/supernatural elements,
If Captain Picard as an Oregon neo-nazi isn't surreal I'm not sure what is!
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Will have to give Mom And Dad a watch, sounds familiar but I must've missed it.
Nicolas Cage in full maniac mode and Selma Blair attempting to murder their children as hard as they can. Features one of the all-time great Cage freakouts. It even has a Grant Morrison cameo! Truly fantastic stuff from the guy who made the Crank movies, so you know it's unhinged.
Ahh, now I remember. :cool: Will give it a shot tonight, while in somewhat consistent form ITT!
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BIL wrote: Mon Sep 23, 2024 6:23 pm Ah yes, Green Room and Ready Or Not definitely work, too! I'd overlooked GR for a lack of surreal/supernatural elements, but ofc, You're Next lacks those too, and they're implied at the absolute most by the first Halloween itself. A lethally streamlined followup to their hard-hitting but more contemplative Blue Ruin. Will have to give Mom And Dad a watch, sounds familiar but I must've missed it.
I love Blue Ruin. I come back to it regularly.
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PEARL

First. Part of a now completed trilogy, the others being X and MaXXXine, Pearl is the second in production and the first in chronology. Set in times a century back, it gives off strong waves of a fairy tale. What immediately rubbed me wrong was how it feels like Disney fiction, where there are no women, only lumps of sugar or bitter almonds instead. As it spins out, it turns into a dark parody with feministic overtones, and a delightful what-if-Dorothy-never-got-blown-off-to-Oz scenario. The Goth gal's range is a thing to behold. A sort of brutal confessional is all done in one take, with so raw a power that I was aching for a reaction shot. Strong sense of cinematic style, this is a work where I feel that movies are still alive today. All is very well, that ends with a killer smile...
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NYN wrote: Wed Sep 25, 2024 4:50 pm All is very well, that ends with a killer smile...
She deserved a fucking Oscar for that shit, that's probably the most memorable ending credit sequence I've ever seen.
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Air Master Burst wrote: Wed Sep 25, 2024 7:15 pm
NYN wrote: Wed Sep 25, 2024 4:50 pm All is very well, that ends with a killer smile...
She deserved a fucking Oscar for that shit, that's probably the most memorable ending credit sequence I've ever seen.
Have you seen Sleepaway Camp?
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I certainly haven't! Never even heard of. Worth a watch? On a Camp Crystal Lake scale, ranging I-X? The ending is kind of spoiled now.

2001 Maniacs

First. Decidedly camp with a own flavour. It didn't laugh-out-loud, though all that transpires is clearly aiming to serve up some dish of amusement and disgust. Enlisting the seldom crossed streams of gory kills and the sex in same service. Stereotypes abound to topple over and declare lunacy, it becomes at points a tad insensitive, which is a means to hold nothing sacred, and I didn't feel it got right up offensive. Robert Englund chewing every line as a one-eyed mayor as can be expected. Running proper under 90m it doesn't offend where it counts, I can't remember a movie where I heard as many YEEEHAW.
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Lord British wrote: Fri Sep 27, 2024 1:57 pm
Air Master Burst wrote: Wed Sep 25, 2024 7:15 pm
NYN wrote: Wed Sep 25, 2024 4:50 pm All is very well, that ends with a killer smile...
She deserved a fucking Oscar for that shit, that's probably the most memorable ending credit sequence I've ever seen.
Have you seen Sleepaway Camp?
Yes, but I don't remember the ending credits being particularly noteworthy.
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Air Master Burst wrote: Fri Sep 27, 2024 6:00 pm
Lord British wrote: Fri Sep 27, 2024 1:57 pm
Air Master Burst wrote: Wed Sep 25, 2024 7:15 pm

She deserved a fucking Oscar for that shit, that's probably the most memorable ending credit sequence I've ever seen.
Have you seen Sleepaway Camp?
Yes, but I don't remember the ending credits being particularly noteworthy.
Well it's that image that got burned into my brain

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I still gotta check those Pearl movies out
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Grabbed tickets to Emilia Perez, Hard Truths, and Memoir of a Snail for next month and I absolutely stoked for all 3.

The only other two I’m stoked for this year are his three daughters, which I think is on Netflix and I’m going to try to watch tomorrow, and friendship, which I have no idea how to see but A24 just picked it up
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Friday the 13th

Again, on a Friday. Original. I watched this maybe 20 or more years back, late on TV, and it bored the pants off of me. Can't give specifics, other that I felt it was so lame, perhaps for the crime alone that it was just before MTv was invented. Now, I look for other things. How the Camp was created as setting, the killer wears no mask, there is a doomsayer who is ignored, all things to distance itself for being a copy, ehr, very early homage to Halloween and several other European flicks. For what it is, the movie is almost solid with camera set-ups and score, nevertheless slumps considerably at the point when 4 of 6 youths are down and the last 2 have no idea of what's going on. What is obvious to me now is how the audience is twisted intro rooting for the killer, for perceived transgressions of the plucky campers. Annie wants to cook for children, not "kids". Neddy lusts after girls (and doesn't score). Marcie gets her sexually needs fulfilled. Jack smokes pot after the deed. Brenda invents strip-Monopoly. Bill...well, Bill doesn't do much rule-breaking at all, and if THAT doesn't qualifies! They aaaall deserved it!(!) Alice survives because somebody has to, besides we are told (not really shown) she is an artist, so she can use some trauma to produce some work, right? The way I interpret her dream (for which she gets a shot of 10mg of Valium in the cheek) about that the drowned boy still lives is quite simply mental damage, delicately expressed with her now stoned face superimposed with a serene lake. It's easy to say, yet hard to hold in light of what followed. This lake will churn with money.
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NYN wrote: Sat Sep 28, 2024 2:18 pm t's easy to say, yet hard to hold in light of what followed. This lake will churn with money.
Ah, but as with all horror franchises (especially slashers), the best is yet to come! Basically the entire franchise outside of parts 7 and 9 are fun romps, although a lot of people shit on part 5 too. Jason X is the gold standard of "In Space" horror installments, and should not be missed.

ETA: the remake is a pretty solid attempt with some decent kills but not required viewing by any means.

ETA2: the Hatchet movies are a much better updated take on F13.
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Went to see the new Dreamworks movie called Wild Robot. It was cute. Absolutely filled with tear-jerking, fish out of water, mom-less kid, kid-less mom, nature vs technology and all kinds of other themes that it never really delivers on, but manages to be reasonably engaging anyways. My one complaint is:
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They somehow made all the animals friends in the end in a weird way that seems to ignore the fact that they are going to be eating each other. I understand that other movies do this, but Wild Robot takes it a lot farther than usual and implies that they aren't going to be eating each other because they have "resolved their differences" in some way. Like as though maybe they would become vegetarians or something, completely ignoring the reality of obligate carnivores. It was weird, maybe not to a kid, but that raises other questions, like whether adults should be lying to kids about how animals kill and eat each other to stay alive.
Anyways, all that being said, I'd give it a 7/10 for being so damn cute.
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Beau Is Afraid is the wildest fucking trip I've watched in years. I went in not knowing what to expect at all, and I went out not much wiser.

I'm happy something like this is able to exist.
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A double (septuple?) -feature of Evil, in very different shades.

Nightcrawler

Jake Gyllenhaal stars as unscrupulous, slightly off lad Lou, looking to make his fortune freelancing in the ethically grey world of crime video-journalism, with a gradual tick-tick-tick along the sociopathy scale accompanying his ambition for success in business.

As bold and brazen as ENEMY come credits, but in a different, slow-burning way that builds from a light hum to a deafening roar over its runtime.

The soundtrack is of particular note; it has a prevalent upbeat adventurous tone, which contrasts more and more with on-screen events as the film progresses.
Which is of particuar relevance to its boldness; not only in the gradual intensification of plot, but in the way that camera and presentation is unwaveringly on Lou's side throughout.
His effect on other characters is noticeable also; ruthlessness begets ruthlessness, which itself affects a spectrum of serious consequence. But all within the bounds of professional courtesy, you understand.

An especially naive viewer might come away thinking it an underdog movie; about the little guy getting one over on a harsh and unfair world, but there are enough little touches throughout to key one in to the film's between-the-lines tone: Dead-eyed deadpan, staring into the void, screaming into it, laughing into it, with ethics and morality the punchline.

It's salve for second-order sick minds. Loved it.

Evil Dead (All of it*)

The Evil Dead
THE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE IN GRUELING HORROR

This was much better produced than expected - having started at 2, I'd kind of assumed that the first was going to be ramshackle when the wibbly-wobbly title card showed up. Not really!
The deadites were really good - I loved how unique each one was, and their gradual ganging-up on Ash over the course of the film.
Ash ineffectually clutching the axe and pouting in horror at the brutal killing happening in front of him was hilarious.
The sequence that kicks off with gramophone Charleston feels like the true inception point of Evil Dead - when shit is so fucked that it loops back around to raucous hysteria. Fantastic.
Excellent practical effects throughout, and especially the finale. Gribbly stop-motion used to great effect, and a fitting final cut.

Evil Dead II
THE SEQUEL TO THE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE IN GRUELING HORROR

Wildly ambitious in its creativity, slightly less focused than ED1, but an absolute smorgasbord of comic horror. Less seat-edge intense now I'm numbed by the years, but thoroughly entertaining throughout.
Who's laughing now? and Groovy are as killer as ever, but the mirror might be my favourite bit now I've seen them all. No buddy, we're not okay :lol: :shock:
And the finale is truly spectacular - just enough money for impressive effects, but not enough to make a bad movie :)
The AoD tease overshoots a bit (and appears to have borrowed a set from Deathstalker 3 :mrgreen:), though the NOOO is top notch - it'd have been better if they'd cut it just before, and let Ash stride out of the mist like Mad Max for the next movie, but ah well.

Bruce Campbell vs Army of Darkness
THE ODDLY-TITLED TRAGIC CONCLUSION TO THE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE IN GRUELING HORROR

Oh dear. On the upside, it's got some of the best one-liners!
The beginning and end capture the Evil Dead feel, but there's a big gap in the middle (coincidentally correlated to the period where Ash is absent his chainsaw) where it slumps into campy 90s adventure movie.
It's got funny skeletons by the cart-load - for which I will award an additional point - but they don't save it. Ash is best when he's half-insane, covered head-to-toe in viscera, and animal-brain-ing his way to success against all odds, and this isn't that.

As an aside, it feels strange for the cultural iconography to have settled on an amalgam of EDII imagery and AoD one-liners after the fact. In some part thanks to Jon St. John, I'll wager ;)

Ash vs Evil Dead: Season 1
THE WELCOME REPRISAL TO THE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE IN GRUELING HORROR

Starts strong-if-slightly-wobbly; Bruce on excellent form, but unclear whether the supporting cast will grow beyond likeable first-impression caricature.
The vibe is new; the Army of Darkness cartoonery, but refined by way of Cool Dad - the aforementioned amalgam, plus love handles and an extra chin. Self-aware, but not too much so.
And the all-important Evil Dead vibe is soundly intact - Episode 1 immediately demonstrates a strong grasp of graphic chainsaw violence; the cleave, the spraying viscera, none of this quick-chop cutaway nonsense.
Lucy Lawless was a great pick to cast opposite Bruce also; comparable qualifications, but from a different school of iconic action hero.
I think it bit off more than it could chew with the last few episodes, but they were still good. Overall, wholly entertaining.

Ash vs Evil Dead: Season 2
THE GOLDEN YEARS OF THE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE IN GRUELING HORROR

Demon variety is weak to begin with, but with solid premise and a more seasoned surviving cast to make up the difference.
Almost hits the double hat-trick of smearing Ash with every different type of bodily fluid, but stops tastefully short. (In relative terms.)
The second half is incredible. It addressed all nits I had with Season 1, went the extra mile with a certain tree rape victim, and turned a loving wink at Evil Dead: Regeneration into a double-feature worthy of an Emmy.
Applause. Season 3 more or less had carte blanche after that.

Ash vs Evil Dead: Season 3
THE AFFECTIONATE SEND-OFF TO THE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE IN GRUELING HORROR

Characters really coming into their own at this point, and smart choices made in their various ultimate fates.
Brandi's plotline was really well done - paced impeccably, didn't overplay its hand, and hit the right notes before ceding to the greater narrative. Bruce excellent as ever, but that's a given at this point.
Overall, keeps up the standard of fun gory goofy horror, good gags, and is pleasantly conclusive - a rare joy for TV these days. Ends on a welcome positive note, but with just enough reminiscence to the end of EDII (and cut end of AoD) to feel just right for the series. Groovy.

*As far as I'm concerned.
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