Anyone remember Valis?
Anyone remember Valis?
Read this article -
http://www.sega-16.com/Valis-%20Fall%20 ... nchise.htm
Well... this is sad. I really wouldn't mind so much if it didn't have a tentacle rape scene. That's pretty harsh.
http://www.sega-16.com/Valis-%20Fall%20 ... nchise.htm
Well... this is sad. I really wouldn't mind so much if it didn't have a tentacle rape scene. That's pretty harsh.
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I remember the Valis series. I have the three Genesis games and the one SNES game. Sure, Valis was pretty bad, but Valis III and Super Valis IV were fun. Syd of Valis was decent, but kinda weird with all the cutesy super deformed versions of the characters.
Anyway, it's a shame that Telenet would stoop to this with such a long running franchise. It'd be like Sega going hentai with the Sonic series, or making the next entry in the Shinobi series Titty Fucker: Condom of the Shinobi. You'd figure that the company who made/published the series would have a bit more class.
I guess this means a real Valis V isn't likely.
Anyway, it's a shame that Telenet would stoop to this with such a long running franchise. It'd be like Sega going hentai with the Sonic series, or making the next entry in the Shinobi series Titty Fucker: Condom of the Shinobi. You'd figure that the company who made/published the series would have a bit more class.
I guess this means a real Valis V isn't likely.
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Ruin the series? Nah, I thought the first game was a pretty crappy adaptation of the Philip K. Dick novel in the first place.
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If they HAD to make Valis into porn at least they could try to make it GOOD porn. What I see on their website don't look too good. It looks generic and crummy, and all the girls have howitzer shells stuck to their chests. SIGH.
That's it. The 3D Valis-like game I was thinking about making will have to go forward.
That's it. The 3D Valis-like game I was thinking about making will have to go forward.