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Hey guys, there's been a leak of Nintendo's E3 lineup. I can confirm this from a 100% reliable source!

Here's the [REDATED]

So what are your favorite items on the list?

edit: no more silliness because Skykid.
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Cicadas are the new thing in chiptune music, so I'll go with that one. Chirp chip chirp!
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You can tell it's fake because there's too much stuff that sounds interesting : (

Be warned that it's an RNG generated page, so once you see Paper Kid Icarus 3 once, it's gone forever.

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Lord Satori wrote:Hey guys, there's been a leak of Nintendo's E3 lineup. I can confirm this from a 100% reliable source!

Here's the link!

So what are your favorite items on the list?
Satori-kun, what are you doing?

"Suspicious North Korea"?

Lock pls.
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Skykid wrote:
Lord Satori wrote:Hey guys, there's been a leak of Nintendo's E3 lineup. I can confirm this from a 100% reliable source!

Here's the link!

So what are your favorite items on the list?
Satori-kun, what are you doing?

"Suspicious North Korea"?

Lock pls.
I thought you were smart enough to pick up on the fact that it's a randomly generated fake, Skykid, hence that no names are inherently my doing. I guess I was wrong.

No more fun link for anyone.
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Gee Skykid thanks for spoiling all that fun I could've had..
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No Super Link Bros: Mushroom Fucker Edition for u
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The retardation continues... 8)
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trap15 wrote:The retardation continues... 8)
And just when you thought it couldn't get any more severe.
Lord Satori wrote:edit: no more silliness because Skykid.
Sorry I ruined your hours of fun guys.
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You crossed the line this time, man. What am I supposed to do with my day now?
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You guys are acting like I made this damned thing.

I came across it during a gaming talk show on twitch and I had the audacity to think you'd have as much amusement with it as they did instead of putting a negative spin on it because it's something I happened to post about instead of literally anybody else.

I really should've known better than to expect any form of decency from this forum.
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Lord Satori wrote:You guys are acting like I made this damned thing.

I came across it during a gaming talk show on twitch and I had the audacity to think you'd have as much amusement with it as they did instead of putting a negative spin on it because it's something I happened to post about instead of literally anybody else.

I really should've known better than to expect any form of decency from this forum.
It's just a crap thread dude, forget about it.

You acting like I somehow ruined everyone's entertainment is definitely more entertaining than the original topic though, so it's not a total loss.
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Are you not entertained ? Is this not why you are here ?
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They redacted the C. COULD IT BE CONTRA?
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Sky Kid 2 confirmed for Ouya, thankyou based Nintendo.
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Satan wrote:They redacted the C. COULD IT BE CONTRA?
No, that one was about to be released but then it was RE-DATED.
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Lord Satori wrote:
I really should've known better than to expect any form of decency from this forum.
Alright mate calm down it's not worth crying over.
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I'd rather like to see what are Konami do in this E3 event....
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How can a thread about a funny, randomly generated nintendo E3 leak website end up like this?
I swear, only, ONLY, ONLY on shmups forum.
:roll:

Here's the link:
http://tane.us/nintendo/

EDIT: Kirby's Cougar Pasta hype
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The Legend of Zelda: Guarantee of Mouth

That's exactly why i bought a Wii-u :lol:
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I don't see Mario 4 on that list. Bummer.
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I got Mario Taekwondo Party!
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Before the REDATION I got SONIC BOOM FIRE AND ICE! :shock:

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Thanks Satori-kun! Hype!
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Don't worry Satori-Kun, you Live and Learn...
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Cagar wrote:How can a thread about a funny, randomly generated nintendo E3 leak website end up like this?
I swear, only, ONLY, ONLY on shmups forum.
:roll:

Here's the link:
http://tane.us/nintendo/

EDIT: Kirby's Cougar Pasta hype
Donkey Kong (Working Title)

sadly I laughed out loud at this one
a creature... half solid half gas
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copy-paster wrote:I'd rather like to see what are Konami do in this E3 event....
Donkey Puncher: Super Pachinko episodes 6 through 18 more likely that 'aught
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Some-Mist wrote: Donkey Kong (Working Title)

sadly I laughed out loud at this one
That's nothing. I got, written exactly like this:

Super Mario (Working Title) (Working Title)
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I took three tries to get some the interesting before Legend of Zelda: Hail of Coke and Legend of Zelda: Dirty Ashtray appeared together.

This is some high-brow comedy indeed.
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To think I almost skipped this thread because I don't give a shit about E3. My favorites thus far:

Legend of Zelda: Semantic Tornado
Metroid: Boring
Kirby's Hot Joseph

I feel like I should probably check Urban Dictionary to see if a hot Joseph is already a thing...
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Star Fox Teaching 3
Metroid: Joint
The Legend of Zelda: Post-war Thermometer HD

Would play.
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