E3 Leak!
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Lord Satori
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E3 Leak!
Hey guys, there's been a leak of Nintendo's E3 lineup. I can confirm this from a 100% reliable source!
Here's the [REDATED]
So what are your favorite items on the list?
edit: no more silliness because Skykid.
Here's the [REDATED]
So what are your favorite items on the list?
edit: no more silliness because Skykid.
Last edited by Lord Satori on Tue Jun 09, 2015 5:27 am, edited 2 times in total.
BryanM wrote:You're trapped in a haunted house. There's a ghost. It wants to eat your friends and have sex with your cat. When forced to decide between the lives of your friends and the chastity of your kitty, you choose the cat.
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Cicadas are the new thing in chiptune music, so I'll go with that one. Chirp chip chirp!
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You can tell it's fake because there's too much stuff that sounds interesting : (
Be warned that it's an RNG generated page, so once you see Paper Kid Icarus 3 once, it's gone forever.
Like robot tears in the rain.
Be warned that it's an RNG generated page, so once you see Paper Kid Icarus 3 once, it's gone forever.
Like robot tears in the rain.
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Satori-kun, what are you doing?Lord Satori wrote:Hey guys, there's been a leak of Nintendo's E3 lineup. I can confirm this from a 100% reliable source!
Here's the link!
So what are your favorite items on the list?
"Suspicious North Korea"?
Lock pls.
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ChurchOfSolipsism wrote: ALso, this is how SKykid usually posts
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Lord Satori
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I thought you were smart enough to pick up on the fact that it's a randomly generated fake, Skykid, hence that no names are inherently my doing. I guess I was wrong.Skykid wrote:Satori-kun, what are you doing?Lord Satori wrote:Hey guys, there's been a leak of Nintendo's E3 lineup. I can confirm this from a 100% reliable source!
Here's the link!
So what are your favorite items on the list?
"Suspicious North Korea"?
Lock pls.
No more fun link for anyone.
BryanM wrote:You're trapped in a haunted house. There's a ghost. It wants to eat your friends and have sex with your cat. When forced to decide between the lives of your friends and the chastity of your kitty, you choose the cat.
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No Super Link Bros: Mushroom Fucker Edition for u
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The retardation continues... 

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<S.Yagawa> I like the challenge of "doing the impossible" with older hardware, and pushing it as far as it can go.
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And just when you thought it couldn't get any more severe.trap15 wrote:The retardation continues...
Sorry I ruined your hours of fun guys.Lord Satori wrote:edit: no more silliness because Skykid.
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ChurchOfSolipsism wrote: ALso, this is how SKykid usually posts
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Lord Satori
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You guys are acting like I made this damned thing.
I came across it during a gaming talk show on twitch and I had the audacity to think you'd have as much amusement with it as they did instead of putting a negative spin on it because it's something I happened to post about instead of literally anybody else.
I really should've known better than to expect any form of decency from this forum.
I came across it during a gaming talk show on twitch and I had the audacity to think you'd have as much amusement with it as they did instead of putting a negative spin on it because it's something I happened to post about instead of literally anybody else.
I really should've known better than to expect any form of decency from this forum.
BryanM wrote:You're trapped in a haunted house. There's a ghost. It wants to eat your friends and have sex with your cat. When forced to decide between the lives of your friends and the chastity of your kitty, you choose the cat.
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It's just a crap thread dude, forget about it.Lord Satori wrote:You guys are acting like I made this damned thing.
I came across it during a gaming talk show on twitch and I had the audacity to think you'd have as much amusement with it as they did instead of putting a negative spin on it because it's something I happened to post about instead of literally anybody else.
I really should've known better than to expect any form of decency from this forum.
You acting like I somehow ruined everyone's entertainment is definitely more entertaining than the original topic though, so it's not a total loss.
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ChurchOfSolipsism wrote: ALso, this is how SKykid usually posts
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Are you not entertained ? Is this not why you are here ?
Strikers1945guy wrote:"Do we....eat chicken balls?!"
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No, that one was about to be released but then it was RE-DATED.Satan wrote:They redacted the C. COULD IT BE CONTRA?
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ChurchOfSolipsism wrote: ALso, this is how SKykid usually posts
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Alright mate calm down it's not worth crying over.Lord Satori wrote:
I really should've known better than to expect any form of decency from this forum.
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copy-paster
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I'd rather like to see what are Konami do in this E3 event....
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How can a thread about a funny, randomly generated nintendo E3 leak website end up like this?
I swear, only, ONLY, ONLY on shmups forum.
Here's the link:
http://tane.us/nintendo/
EDIT: Kirby's Cougar Pasta hype
I swear, only, ONLY, ONLY on shmups forum.

Here's the link:
http://tane.us/nintendo/
EDIT: Kirby's Cougar Pasta hype
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brokenhalo
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The Legend of Zelda: Guarantee of Mouth
That's exactly why i bought a Wii-u
That's exactly why i bought a Wii-u

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I got Mario Taekwondo Party!
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Before the REDATION I got SONIC BOOM FIRE AND ICE! 

Thanks Satori-kun! Hype!


Thanks Satori-kun! Hype!

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Don't worry Satori-Kun, you Live and Learn...
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Donkey Kong (Working Title)Cagar wrote:How can a thread about a funny, randomly generated nintendo E3 leak website end up like this?
I swear, only, ONLY, ONLY on shmups forum.
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Here's the link:
http://tane.us/nintendo/
EDIT: Kirby's Cougar Pasta hype
sadly I laughed out loud at this one
a creature... half solid half gas
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Donkey Puncher: Super Pachinko episodes 6 through 18 more likely that 'aughtcopy-paster wrote:I'd rather like to see what are Konami do in this E3 event....
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That's nothing. I got, written exactly like this:Some-Mist wrote: Donkey Kong (Working Title)
sadly I laughed out loud at this one
Super Mario (Working Title) (Working Title)
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I took three tries to get some the interesting before Legend of Zelda: Hail of Coke and Legend of Zelda: Dirty Ashtray appeared together.
This is some high-brow comedy indeed.
This is some high-brow comedy indeed.
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ChurchOfSolipsism wrote: ALso, this is how SKykid usually posts
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jasoncslaughter
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To think I almost skipped this thread because I don't give a shit about E3. My favorites thus far:
Legend of Zelda: Semantic Tornado
Metroid: Boring
Kirby's Hot Joseph
I feel like I should probably check Urban Dictionary to see if a hot Joseph is already a thing...
Legend of Zelda: Semantic Tornado
Metroid: Boring
Kirby's Hot Joseph
I feel like I should probably check Urban Dictionary to see if a hot Joseph is already a thing...
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Star Fox Teaching 3
Metroid: Joint
The Legend of Zelda: Post-war Thermometer HD
Would play.
Metroid: Joint
The Legend of Zelda: Post-war Thermometer HD
Would play.