No sex appeal in shmups?

TWITCHDOCTOR · Post by **TWITCHDOCTOR** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 7:44 am

I'm not sure if I'm getting your true meaning...

Basically, I don't play shmups for tits. Thats retarded!
I also don't buy into adds with tits or celebs. Thats fuckin trendy dumb shit!
I buy/play what I like.

On the flipside...do you really think DodonPachi would be a "Hot Item" if Snoop Dogg used ghey ring tones from the game on his cell phone!?
" You're Message Starts Now"...

TWITCHDOCTOR · Post by **TWITCHDOCTOR** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:35 am

Shmups are kinda like Golf...yes golf. Its an aquiered taste, and not for everyone.
Tits and naked chicks won't turn a "layman", or lamer into a fan.
They stand on their own.

The only thing "tits n chicks" (T&A) ever did for shmups, is drive the price up. Just look at Mobile Light Force!!! Ewhhh...total quality there!!!(not)
Most hentai shmups suck if you think about it.

Look at the classics...there is no referance of T&A whatsoever...
Thunder Force II,III,IV,V
Gradius...all of em

R-Type has some "phallic" referances, but they're still all shmup, and no bull.
Even Pulstar.
I know that there are more to this list., but I cannot mention them all here.

Yea, I know...everyone went out and bought Shikigami RED. Their macho instinct took over. Its all the same game. PLus, in "Blue" you get an extra disc!!!
(I bought "Blue" because the "Red" was sold out)
Go figure, I'm lame...but I own the same game!

BTW: Sengoku Blaede(Blade) is awesome anyway you play it.
Who cares about the extra disc with pictures.
Yea, its nice to have...but it ain't worth the $250.00 I paid for it.
The big titted chick in the pictures disc drives the price UP!
The game is great even without her. (implant breasted hoochie)

Too big is just too big, y'know?
Ok, I'm buzzing, and lonely...I'll just stop now.

I do like the female pilot from Pulstar...does that mean I would dislike the game otherwise?

it290 · Post by **it290** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:03 am

all shmup, and no bull.

Sorry dude, that's just awesome.

ccovell · Post by **ccovell** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 2:23 pm

iatneH wrote:
ccovell wrote:Let's not forget the Moai Queen from Parodius who, erm... fellated her missiles at you.

1st person with a pic of it gets a cookie.
For the love of.... I NEVER thought of it that way... I was only like 10 years old when I played that game...

You have just ruined my innocent childhood...

And you call yourself hentai??? (Or an anagram thereof.)

Ok, readers, let's put it to you: Down 'n Dirty alien fellatio, or innocent missile attack? You decide.

Eight One · Post by **Eight One** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:30 pm

Seven Force wrote:
Eight One wrote:Just imagine if the Ketsui crew were all girls. Then the game's name could be Ketsu.
LOL.

Maybe if Reko grows up we'll get Munehimesama, too.

Why not Munehime-tama as well. (Plunk the colored titty balls in the right spot!

)

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Let's not forget the Warashi shmups, especially in Sengeki Striker. There's gotta be a doujin somewhere....

JBC · Post by **JBC** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 6:50 pm

Honestly until now i have NEVER thought about Gradius in any kind of a sexual fashion.

R-Type and Pulstar on the other hand. Like, every five minutes theres a flying penis monster coming out of a gigantic vagina. So messed up...

And that raging dick-man in Gynoug... we need a pic of that as well!

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:19 pm

Can it be fellatio if it looks more like she's puking them? (The moai head)

TerminasluT · Post by **TerminasluT** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:38 pm

neorichieb1971 wrote: I have never come across a shmup where the first boss is a naked woman fondling her breasts (think mermaid in parodius, but totally naked). Could be tactical distraction if nothing else

You sir need to try X10-Vatten

Pretty much what your asking for.

Neo Rasa · Post by **Neo Rasa** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:15 pm

circuitface wrote:Honestly until now i have NEVER thought about Gradius in any kind of a sexual fashion.

I saw a doujin once. I'll never look at Jade Knight the same way again.

GateofThunderforceIII · Thu Jan 05, 2006 11:28 pm

How about Eliminate Down's cover? It probably wasn't intentional, BUT THAT'S A BIG ASS PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And dripping wet to boot...

Ganelon · Post by **Ganelon** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:00 am

Gaiares's JP cover tries nudity as an advertising ploy...

iatneH · Post by **iatneH** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 2:50 am

ccovell wrote:

OH. MY. GOD.

SAM · Post by **SAM** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 5:22 am

No one has mension the ending screens of Strikers 1945
after you have completed the 2nd loop yet...

Neo Rasa · Post by **Neo Rasa** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:11 pm

Or that cetain Aero Fighters 3 ending.

WHAT'S THIS?!

LoneSage · Post by **LoneSage** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:01 pm

I'd say Psikyo included a lot of sex appeal in the form of mammaries, but I was surprised when they showed a topless, 17-year old form of Marion in the Marion-Ash Team Ending (arcade only I'm certain; I know for sure the Saturn port just whited them out):
http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/arcade/b/gbt.htm

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 7:13 pm

The Psikyo Shooters are nothing compared to the Psikyo Mahjong games.

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:12 pm

LoneSage wrote:I'd say Psikyo included a lot of sex appeal in the form of mammaries, but I was surprised when they showed a topless, 17-year old form of Marion in the Marion-Ash Team Ending...

I wasn't nearly as amused by that as I was by Yuan-Nang getting a DBZ hairdo.

I'll hafta beat the game someday just for that.

Cers · Post by **Cers** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:20 pm

A few impressions from Last Resort

an after destruction...

And a funny pic from the well known Sexy Parodius

iatneH · Post by **iatneH** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 11:03 pm

LoneSage wrote:I'd say Psikyo included a lot of sex appeal in the form of mammaries, but I was surprised when they showed a topless, 17-year old form of Marion in the Marion-Ash Team Ending (arcade only I'm certain; I know for sure the Saturn port just whited them out):
http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/arcade/b/gbt.htm

Holy crap! And only 17 years old too?

Oh, and I've looked at some scans of the Psikyo artbooks. HOT!

TWITCHDOCTOR · Post by **TWITCHDOCTOR** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:15 am

SAM wrote:No one has mension the ending screens of Strikers 1945
after you have completed the 2nd loop yet...

I thought that those pics were photo-shopped? They may be a little suggestive, but I've seen some pics with huge dildos,etc, and I know those were "shopped".

LoneSage · Post by **LoneSage** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 3:40 am

iatneH wrote:
LoneSage wrote:I'd say Psikyo included a lot of sex appeal in the form of mammaries, but I was surprised when they showed a topless, 17-year old form of Marion in the Marion-Ash Team Ending (arcade only I'm certain; I know for sure the Saturn port just whited them out):
http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/arcade/b/gbt.htm
Holy crap! And only 17 years old too?

Yeah, I believe in Gunbird 2's ending Marion wished to be 17 years old again, so I figured that Psikyo modeled her to be a 17 year old in this one as well.

Of course with the Japanese, animation and hot looking young girls I always add 5 years to get a more accurate representation of age

captain ahar · Post by **captain ahar** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:32 pm

TerminasluT wrote:
neorichieb1971 wrote: I have never come across a shmup where the first boss is a naked woman fondling her breasts (think mermaid in parodius, but totally naked). Could be tactical distraction if nothing else
You sir need to try X10-Vatten
Pretty much what your asking for.

is the full version any better than the demo?

TerminasluT · Post by **TerminasluT** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:49 pm

captain ahar wrote:
TerminasluT wrote:
neorichieb1971 wrote: I have never come across a shmup where the first boss is a naked woman fondling her breasts (think mermaid in parodius, but totally naked). Could be tactical distraction if nothing else
You sir need to try X10-Vatten
Pretty much what your asking for.
is the full version any better than the demo?

Well gameplaywise its not really special, but the overall look is great IMO and that last boss is one of those that you gotta see to believe it...

captain ahar · Post by **captain ahar** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:56 pm

it would be nice if doujins were like... available...

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