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MONSTER DICK literally
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Love how the original one wasn't nearly so phallic.
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The Final version always just looked like a ceramic mitten to me.
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Aww, I was expecting subliminal R-Type/Cho Aniki imagery...>_>

None here...<_<
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Theres an R-type one on stage 1.

Also cho aniki might be erotic but it doesn't actually have dicks.
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DICK will never die
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BIL wrote:MONSTER DICK literally

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What's this guy doing? He needs to blast the clitoris and get in the middle the dick will miss him.
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What's this guy doing?
Foreplay.
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Bad game. Great DICK. He gets frisky but only ends up taking BACKSHOT!
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Oh wait, I stand corrected.

Cho aniki does actually have a cyborg guy that...well...I really can't describe what happens.

I dunno what stage/game its from though, but that might be for the better, its too much even for this thread.
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This thread has lasted entirely too long for me to continue to resist linking this.
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Great game. Great DICK.
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Never viewing this boss as the same ever again.

Speaking of thunder force though....
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Observe proper DICK hygiene or die of STG
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Is this STG only?

or..
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Definitely STG-only. For the gaming is dark, and full of dicks. (Split Worm is indeed a very impressive monster dick, of course - even in IREM's dark visions, I don't think I've ever seen a dick scream!)

A borderliner is fine though! Here is Thunder Force IV's Battleship With DICK making a cameo in Contra III's autoscroller aka Wolf Fang stage.
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Sadly, he gets so excited he blows his top before he can even make contact! It happens. :[
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I'm very happy to see this thread revived though
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So I was going through some old folders earlier today, and I guess I actually saved the pic from the original OP at some point, so good time for a repost for posterity

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Captain?
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How is this thread only two pages long?
It needs a bit more..girth.
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"I was in the pool! It was cold!"
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This is a very suggestive thread title.
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Suggestive? No dicks here. This discussion is about lasers man.
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Re: Dick Stock

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Stevens wrote:Suggestive? No dicks here. This discussion is about lasers man.
Let's lock this thread. I suppose this forum should be safe.

Read the forum rules carefully. Do not mention dicks.
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"Game artwork is acceptable if tagged". I think we're clear, guys.
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Yagawa's pulsating man-eggs are okay but god forbid if you post shmup dicks.
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Re: Dick Stock

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Goompaolo9500 wrote:Let's lock this thread. I suppose this forum should be safe.
You suppose wrong, noob! This is an inherently dangerous genre about fXXing machines and the men who ride them!

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