mildly humorous work story

[captain ahar]

i work at a convenience store, specifically one with a decent selection of alcohol. some kid came in and started looking through the founders (cus its on sale). he holds up a six of "dirty bastard" and asks if its on sale as well. i say no, and he grabs "reds rye" instead.

he brings his selection to the counter, and i explain, "The beers on sale are marked as such, the "arrogant bastard" is regularly priced." he proceeded to act offended.

end.