Let's Pretend this is Gamefaqs.

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:24 am

Ok. I had this idea while coming back home on the bus, all tired of course.

This is all done in fun and pretend. No one take it personally against another, and remember it's all pretend flaming and stuff, ok? Derails, stupid posts, mock flaming, ALL CAPS, and bad grammar are ok. (And mods, if you don't think this is proper, please let me know.)

I'll begin.

"I heard that Sony sent Stolar to Sega on purpose just to make sure he destroyed the Saturn and the Dreamcast!"

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:35 am

hi i was looking for good rpg for gamecube i heard ikaruga is good is it like crono trigger????

chtimi-CLA · Post by **chtimi-CLA** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:39 am

hi i'm Specineff

D · Post by D » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:22 pm

I don't know why the Sega Saturn was even released. The Playstation 1 blows the Saturn away with supreme power.
Same with the Dreamcast, it has no power, they released genesis games for it, they were the only games that run good.
Thank you Sony. It is ok for sega to make games for the PS. But I don't care caus they all suck.

Playing Quake now on my pc. I got my swimming diploma so I got a full powered pc from my mom & dad.
Compared to my pc all consoles suck. I play on my keyboard and I like playing with my keyboard better than with a gamepad.
I like American games, all Japanese games suck.
My uncle works for IGN and he says that the PS3 will not even be as powerful as the Xbox360

Under Defeat looks like shit. I played games that looked better 8 years ago on my pc

Marc · Post by **Marc** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:44 pm

and ive finished every shooter there is, like there not even hard, all you whiny pussies they give you INFINITE CREDITS so your shit if you cant even finish one of those.

Post by **Icarus** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:53 pm

Whats a SHUMP? Is it like Unreal Tournament?
Coz I'm good at those.

Sly Cherry Chunks · Post by **Sly Cherry Chunks** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:21 pm

Marc wrote:and ive finished every shooter there is, like there not even hard, all you whiny pussies they give you INFINITE CREDITS so your shit if you cant even finish one of those.

haha like no you cant if you can them ill come to your house and proove you rong haha n00b i proper pwned you kthxbai

~D~D~D~D~D~D~

jp · Post by jp » Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:52 pm

I like mayonaise lathered butter... jiggle with me.

roflmaoabpfidsbihsmtlth

SFKhoa · Post by **SFKhoa** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:33 pm

yo man i played ikaruga yesterday n omgg da graphics r so sikk... but so hard cuz i keep dyeing.... does neone hav cheats 4 dis game?????????????????

[I HATE people that type like this.]

SteevTee · Post by **SteevTee** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:56 pm

Why is Gradius 5 still 2D? The Playstation was meant for 3D NOT 2D grafiks from 1985. You should just play old games if this is what you like.

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Also, an actual quote from Gamefaqs:

Q. Why do people play RPGs?

I mean
1. there is no action
2. Everything is wierd Japanese stuff
3. You have to play them like all the time to beat them
I DONT GET IT
Please someone explain what is fun about playing games like Final Fantasy instead of Halo or Madden?

Brilliant

Ramus · Post by **Ramus** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:20 pm

WHY DO YOU GUYS PLAY THESE LAME AIRPLANE GAMES? IF IT IS NOT 3D, THEN IT'S CRAP. YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP PLAYING THESE THINGS AND START PLAYING AWSOME FIGHTING GAMES LIKE DRAGON BALL Z. I PLAY DBZ EVERYDAY AFTER I GET HOME FORM HAWTHORNE MIDDLE SCHOOL; I RULE!!!! MY MOM IS BUGGING ME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH; SHE'S SO LAME. I SHOULD JUST GET A JOB AT MC DONALDS AND GET MY OWN PLACE. I CAN MAKE IT ON MY OWN. AN APPARTMENT IS ONLY LIKE 100 BUCKS A MONTH AND I'LL BE MAKING LIKE 3000 A MONTH AT MC DONALDS. THEN I CAN SPEND ALL MY LEFT OVER CASH ON GREAT GAMES LIKE ANYTHING DRAGON BALL, POKEMON, AND YUGI OH.

LATER GATORZ.

The n00b · Post by **The n00b** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:22 pm

I like Sony because they are japanese and I only buy Japanese games and systems. There's no originality left in Western stuff like Nintendo and Microsoft. Right now I'm playing God of War and it pwns anything Western made. Nintendo sucks cause they're kiddie too. Anyone who disagrees with me is a redneck!

Jon · Post by **Jon** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:26 pm

Ramus wrote:WHY DO YOU GUYS PLAY THESE LAME AIRPLANE GAMES? IF IT IS NOT 3D, THEN IT'S CRAP. YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP PLAYING THESE THINGS AND START PLAYING AWSOME FIGHTING GAMES LIKE DRAGON BALL Z. I PLAY DBZ EVERYDAY AFTER I GET HOME FORM HAWTHORNE MIDDLE SCHOOL; I RULE!!!! MY MOM IS BUGGING ME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH; SHE'S SO LAME. I SHOULD JUST GET A JOB AT MC DONALDS AND GET MY OWN PLACE. I CAN MAKE IT ON MY OWN. AN APPARTMENT IS ONLY LIKE 100 BUCKS A MONTH AND I'LL BE MAKING LIKE 3000 A MONTH AT MC DONALDS. THEN I CAN SPEND ALL MY LEFT OVER CASH ON GREAT GAMES LIKE ANYTHING DRAGON BALL, POKEMON, AND YUGI OH.

LATER GATORZ.

Sad to say that representation isn't too far off the mark.

Randorama · Post by **Randorama** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:34 pm

Easily the dumbest thread of the century.

Oh, and i like Tacos as well.

UnscathedFlyingObject · Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:42 pm

Can I mod all of you if I don't like all your posts? They do that at Gfaqs.

extrarice · Post by **extrarice** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:43 pm

Seven Force wrote:hi i was looking for good rpg for gamecube i heard ikaruga is good is it like crono trigger????

I think you mean "Gaypube"!! LAWLSOMGWTF!!~~~1111!@22
Whydon't you be a man and get a xbox evyerything else suxs. HALO2!!!!

(aside: man that's too easy o_O )

BrianC · Post by **BrianC** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:45 pm

Metroid Prime is on PS2!!!!!!!!! I have seen it myself!!!!!!! (believe it or not, there actually was someone on gamefaqs who claimed that Metroid Prime is on PS2)

Bloodreign · Post by **Bloodreign** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:18 pm

I claim this board as mine, pwnt!

Gamefaq's most common threads are the I own this board crap.

landshark · Post by **landshark** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:38 pm

superhitachi4 · Post by **superhitachi4** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:41 pm

LOLROFLMAOIRLASL PLAY A GAEM THAT REQWIREZ SKILL LIKE HALO OR DOOM WUTS DODONPOKEMON IRL?%^%$ PROLLY ONLY 2 D LIKE EVERY OTHER GAM E THAT SUXX!#@ LOLZRUNONSENTENCECAPITALLETTERS

BrianC · Post by **BrianC** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:42 pm

Import game board with only one topic for three month old game where the news has been posted months ago:"what is this game about?"

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:09 pm

Yuo all are ghey suxx0rz who suck the suckity suck of your Gheystation 2!

And Rando? Who are yuo calling dumb you #$@!&! You are the dumb one because you play games on 50Hzz!! LOL

Malick · Post by **Malick** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:16 pm

bump, gawd cant ne one anwar my question

oh yea shout out to my dawgz xXCloudStrifee777Xx and 51centz lolz

Randorama · Post by **Randorama** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:19 pm

landshark wrote:fags

What about tacos

extrarice · Post by **extrarice** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:23 pm

NE1 have leZZbo pix of that metroid chick and toom rader she is so hawtOMG

Triple Lei · Post by **Triple Lei** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:31 pm

*sees sticky*

*makes topic about collections anyway*

STG · Post by **STG** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:41 pm

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Ramus · Post by **Ramus** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:42 pm

Randorama wrote:
landshark wrote:fags
What about tacos

Tacos are a pokémon trainer's favorite food! Anyone here have a Green Eyes Purple Dragon Yugi Oh card for trade? I have 2 months worth of lunch money to trade for it. Rando and landshark are dorks!!!! Ramus RULEZ!!!!!

Seriuosly, this is pretty gay.

Randorama · Post by **Randorama** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:43 pm

Specineff wrote:Yuo all are ghey suxx0rz who suck the suckity suck of your Gheystation 2!

And Rando? Who are yuo calling dumb you #$@!&! You are the dumb one because you play games on 50Hzz!! LOL

You are the lamest evar as you post on gh3yfaqs and copy here your pwnages

Taco-traitor! *kills Specineff and the rest of the lame posters*

TWITCHDOCTOR · Post by **TWITCHDOCTOR** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:43 pm

ill bee marking some of you for moderation.i have no life and i have more karma than brains.

Currently Playing:
"With Myself". i managed to finally beat it, with just 3 credits, yay!!!!1