TRASH-LYMPICS POWERED BY BREAKTHROUGH GAMING
Yeah. Myron's back, Natsuki and worse than ever.
It's been a while since Breakthrough Gaming didn't released their trash, and sadly, here goes Myron Kevan Tynes Jr. again with his atrocities in game disguise.
Today we mourn the death of Soccer in videogames.
Cause the abomination upon the heavens has come.
(Sigh) The Breakthrough Gaming Arcade series are back, and as worst as they always are, We've already saw how major sports like Football, Bowling, Racing, Skateboarding and Baseball were turned into a disaster and to complete the "Trash-lympics powered by Breakthrough Gaming", Soccer is the unfortunate victim of Myron Kevan Tynes Jr's machinations.
Throughout history, Soccer, Fútbol, Balómpie, Futebol suffered the atrocities of bad transitions into gaming. Examples are everywhere; Emlyn Hughes International Soccer and Three Lions are a few examples of what happens when a Soccer game is just a foul.
On to the review. Breakthrough Gaming Presents: Soccer has almost NOTHING to do with Soccer, No FIFA, no countries, no famous players, no stadiums, no fouls, corners, penalties or kick offs. The only thing related to the sport is the goal and the objective of making the ball get inside and to do that you have to "Kick" the ball by running to it and make it enter the goal area, which will be more difficult to do since the ball movement seems to be quite erratic and it bounces across the screen as if it was a bad version of Breakout or Arkanoid. You have 200 seconds to do at least 10 goals and get the trophies. Which is gonna be even trickier because each real-time second means like 3 of game-time. And the "Goal" area is very smalled compared with the player, unless is Gulliver playing against the Lilliput FC or something like that. And that's Breakthrough Gaming's Soccer in a nutshell.
How about warning everyone about the monstrosity this game is.
No Breakthrough Gaming title is complete without the Bible themed lesson. This time is about what we're doing with the life God gave us. In my case I'm doing the world a favor warning everyone about the abomination this game is. I mean, this is an insult to one of the major sports worldwide and a disgrace to the concept of Soccer games at home. Sony should give an instant red card to Breakthrough Gaming's catalogue and get rid of all of them for good.
Graphically, is the same pathetic childish spritework from Breakthrough Gaming's previous works just with a crappy circle as the Soccer ball. Everything is dull and empty as we have these white sprites in a black background trying to be "Old Arcade", but it only looks lifeless even for those standards. The title screen music was recycled from Pinball, so it's basically trash for your eyes and for your ears.
The sooner, the better, Nina.
Let's get out of here.
Just when you've thought Breakthrough Gaming couldn't ruin any other sport, they did it again. Breakthrough Gaming's Soccer makes Chris Kamara's Street Soccer and LEGO Soccer Mania look like EA Sports FIFA-like masterpieces.
Who knows what would be next on their list of disgraces. But let's hope we don't see more of Breakthrough Gaming in the future.
Does Emilie and Lea crying is more than enough to say this game's among the worst?