SP Review: Santa's Workshop (PlayStation 4|5)

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SP Review: Santa's Workshop (PlayStation 4|5)

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TRASHFALL II (PART VII)
A VERY UN-SPECIAL TRASHFALL


Twas the night before Trashmas.
When all through the house.
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.
Trash games were hung by the chimney with care.
In hopes that game reviewers soon...would...be...there...

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You made it through Trash-O-Ween. Now try and survive Trashmas.
SILENT NIGHT, TRASH GAME NIGHT


Winter and Christmas are over, but there's always the typical neighbors who still have Xmas stuff hanging on their houses up to March or April.
Trash gaming is pretty much the same, and Webnetic is no exception. Remember what I've said about The Ketchup Story was reskinned as a crappy Christmas game? Well, here it is. Santa's Workshop on the PlayStations 4 and 5.

The plot mentions that Santa is gone and is up to you to run the toy factory by making and selling hand-made toys. With the plot already explained, the objective here is to grow trees and chop them to gather wood. Once you have those, the next step is to head to the factory and make the toys by pressing a button, making toys gives you money to improve the factory. Starting with an "Autogrower" to make the trees grow automatically so you just have to press the button to chop them and "Upgrading the factory" allows you to build more random toys like wooden horses and trucks (Today's kids will cry if you give them those as presents) and get more money for them. All this toy making catastrophe for what?, getting all trophies after reaching 16,000 coins. Is just pathetic.

Audiovisually is flash garbage to tarn the PlayStation followed with a generic silly tune with christmas like jingles. They didn't even relayed on traditional music for a christmas game, and really I'm not gonna bother to describe it since it has the same low budget visual quality of The Ketchup Story.



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Thank goodness, Nina.

With this review, the best we can say is "You've better watch out". Webnetic's levels of idiocy are above anything we can imagine and who knows what trash games could bring up next.
We've better stay out of Santa's Workshop 'cos is a trash game we don't want to try, unless you want to recommend it for the sake of ruining someone's Christmas.


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CRAPPY HOLIDAYS AND SCREW THE WINTER SEASON.
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