IN 2022, HUMANITY WILL FACE THE TRASH SIDE OF GAMES
It's Trash Game Review Time and Lea knows it.
Oh God. Looks like Webnetic's back, and with more of their most pathetic recycling.
This time is The Cow G.
I only see a burger and grilled beef steaks with potatoes.
The Cow G is a sad, pathetic "pseudo-game" where the objective is to produce 9500 milk bottles. You'd probably think "Does this involve farm simulation elements like breeding cattle?". In a embarrassing display of Zero-Creativity, Webnetic recylcled the premise of The Pig D, The Sheep P and The Chick C: Hold the R1 button until you reach that number and beyond. That's right, just hold the button until all the achievements are obtained. It will take you 2 minutes, 42 seconds to get all the trohpies. Yeah, I timed it with my cellphone's chronometer, so you can have an idea of how pathetic and low trophy progression can be. It's not the fastest of all since that record goes for Breakthrough Gaming's Catch The Bowling Balls.
All the "Value" of the game lies on the trophies and once you're done with unlocking them, that's a dollar and a half wasted on a trash game.
Graphically and in sound terms, is the same lame Adobe-Flash garbage that you'll see on Newgrounds. A cow that "pulses" as the numbers climb while the music is a silly piano like tune that sounds like something out of a children's TV Channel, as if CBeeBies puked on your PlayStation 4.
THE CURIOSITIES SP
- All the trophy names are based on facts about cows.
Shizuka is not happy with this game and with all justified reasons, Nina.
"A complete testimony of how imbecile, infantile and lazy Indie gaming could be", that's the best way to describe this game. The only question that I had while I took the trophies from this game was "How the hell this made its way to the PlayStation Store?", Otherwise, stay out of anything related to Webnetic.
LEA...HATES...YOU...