I just met Pauly Shore

LoneSage · Post by **LoneSage** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:11 am

For some reason, Pauly came to my little city in Virginia for stand-up and I've been fucking hyped for the past week, saw him tonight and holy shit I felt like a little school girl. I kept on wanting to yell "Encino Man, fuck yeah!" but I'd probably get kicked out.

At the end of the show I bought a t-shirt and was like jittering, it was awesome. Then he signed my t-shirt and I took a photo of him. Then I waited 10 more minutes in a line to get my picture taken with him, and the people in front of me pushed me ahead because they had friends behind me, so Pauly's bodyguard (big ole black man! omg awesome) put me aside and said "Hey young man, no cutting. Back of the line." But Pauly knew what was up! Pauly said, "Don't worry man, he's cool." So as soon as I walk up to Pauly I'm like "MR. SHORE YOU WERE AWESOME IN ENCINO MAN SON-IN-LAW BIO-DOME OMG DUDE YOU FREAKIN ROCK".

So I got some pictures with the Stoney, and almost shook his hand. He didn't want to be touched. Pauly was cool, he smiled at me or something. I think he backed away too. Oh yeah, he's a real small guy too, I was kinda surprised.

His comedic routine was cool too.

Dude man, Pauly fuckin' Shore...I've waited 15 years to meet him, the week of my 18th birthday is royally kicking ass. I'll try and get some pics up, OMG MAN. PAULY F'N SHORE!

anyways, carry on. just a pauly shore announcement.

Post by **Shatterhand** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:03 am

Didn't he got an award for worst actor of the century or something like that ?

I think he gave up on his hollywood career at all, as after Encino Man, it was an extreme downhill for him...

But I know how you feel

Bar81 · Post by **Bar81** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:58 am

Torture in the form of a movie=Paulie Shore locked in a room for an hour and a half aka Jury Duty

Bar81 · Post by **Bar81** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:59 am

Torture in the form of a movie=Paulie Shore locked in a room for an hour and a half aka Jury Duty

edit: double post for effect

howmuchkeefe · Post by **howmuchkeefe** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:55 am

So I got some pictures with the Stoney, and almost shook his hand. He didn't want to be touched. Pauly was cool, he smiled at me or something. I think he backed away too.

There are those who wish to do him harm. He might have thought your enthusiasm was just a ploy to get close to him.

Brian · Post by **Brian** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:22 pm

I really liked Mindin the Store, but I doubt it was truly a "reality" show. Not that any reality show is reality, but the Pauly Shore show seemed to be 100% scripted, almost as a sitcom. But, it was funny as hell.

I loved Pauly back in the day and everytime I watch Son-in-Law I have to laugh. The guy is funny, regardless of how far has fallen. He actually just made a cameo in Entourage two weeks ago.

Post by **system11** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:37 pm

Only time I want to see Pauly Shore again are through the crosshairs of a high power rifle.

It takes a LOT to be more annoying than Jim Carey, but he makes it look easy.

~Kid Icarus~ · Post by **~Kid Icarus~** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:41 pm

Who is Paulie Shaw?

Sly Cherry Chunks · Post by **Sly Cherry Chunks** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:51 pm

I met Bonnie Langford once.

<3

superhitachi4 · Post by **superhitachi4** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:22 pm

bloodflowers wrote:It takes a LOT to be more annoying than Jim Carey, but he makes it look easy.

Agreed. Carrot Top, and Gilbert Gottfried need to be attacked.

captain ahar · Post by **captain ahar** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:53 pm

i want some scans of your pics LS. i know he is short, and you being really friggin tall, the scale would be a sight to behold. anyway, thats awesome, congrats. everyone better believe if i met bruce campbell i'd be freakin (although hes a good actor

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Pshooter · Post by **Pshooter** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:07 pm

Encino Man - 'nuff said

LoneSage · Post by **LoneSage** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:45 pm

captain ahar wrote:i want some scans of your pics LS. i know he is short, and you being really friggin tall, the scale would be a sight to behold. anyway, thats awesome, congrats. everyone better believe if i met bruce campbell i'd be freakin (although hes a good actor )

I had to bend down like half a foot so I could be more near his face. It was awesome :0

Pauly relied on his 90s movies for some jokes, like one about Encino Man 2. He said he called up Brendan Fraser to see if he wanted to do it, Brendan said he forgot he was in it. Sean Astin said he wasn't in Encino Man..ahaha, damn, I laughed at nearly all of his jokes just because he's Pauly Shore.

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:15 am

You fail it for not putting a bullet in his un-funny head on the spot.

You lose. Good day sir.