Blaster Master NES - interesting pic from Nintendo Power

[SuperGrafx]

Great game.
But this illustration is perhaps a bit risqué. Especially considering this was Nintendo Power we're talking about.

[Skykid]

Zoooooom! That dildo's about to get shoved right up Jason's ass kids!

[cicada88]

Box, leaking, grow larger, shame, hole, foul

[Ed Oscuro]

Read only the words on the left of the paragraph
then do the same for the right

shame of dangerous frogs

Anyway, looks like another case of Sega Does! (make its dick joystick jokes much more obvious than Nintendo, which has to grease them up and slide them under the back door)

[BrianC]

Is the pic on the upper left from the JP version, Meta Fight? It has a blue haired guy and green haired girl in the vehicle.

edit: nm. That's just a frog, not a green haired girl.

[BIL]

I assume the illustration reads right to left, Japanesu style? Seems our spunky hero likes to kick off his bullfrog rescue with a right good Big Black Dildo rogering ^_~

edit: nm. That's just a frog, not a green haired girl.

Yeah, that's the NES ending which surreptitiously pastes in a giant bullfrog but neglected to paintbucket "JASONS" hair brown.

[Captain]

Spoiler

Elemental Master for those of you that don't know...

[BIL]

I just realised, Freddy & Jason. A bit better than Super C's HARARIOUS Sgt. Bilko reference.

[SuperGrafx]

Let it be said that Blaster Master is a game that I hold very dear to my heart.
I loved it as a kid and I feel a bit guilty about bringing this questionable illustration to light.
My intention wasn't to sully the reputation of this personal favorite game.

[shmuppyLove]

Don't worry bro, nobody's goofing on the game. Just the unfortunate Nintendo Power artwork.

In fact, after having fun playing some Famicom stuff last night, I feel compelled to play some stuff today, although sadly emulation is my only option.

Definitely going to try some Blaster Master though!

[Captain]

This is now a thread about the need for more female pilots.

[shmuppyLove]

O K

[Damocles]

He looks like Kyle MacLachlan from Twin Peaks who also looks like Matthew Perry.

[rancor]

But this illustration is perhaps a bit risqué. Especially considering this was Nintendo Power we're talking about.

I studied the pics for a bit, and I'm still not 100% certain what the fuss is about. The overhead shot of both hands on the control stick? Does the fudgey-brown tunnel represent a rectum? Is the frog a representation of Jason's unresolved issues with his mothers abandonment? I think this post says more about you than the illustrator.

(picks up pipe - directs SuperGrafx to couch)

Tell me, what do you see here? :

[KindGrind]

The Himalaya?

Isn't that what everyone sees?

[rancor]

MY MOTHERS VAGINA!!

[BIL]

[Captain]

I totally see an evil demon spider face.

[antron]

MY MOTHERS VAGINA!!

OMG, I was going to say the same thing. Your mothers vagina!

[SuperGrafx]

But this illustration is perhaps a bit risqué. Especially considering this was Nintendo Power we're talking about.

I studied the pics for a bit, and I'm still not 100% certain what the fuss is about. The overhead shot of both hands on the control stick? Does the fudgey-brown tunnel represent a rectum? Is the frog a representation of Jason's unresolved issues with his mothers abandonment? I think this post says more about you than the illustrator.

(picks up pipe - directs SuperGrafx to couch)

Tell me, what do you see here? :

Idk, I guess it's the location and position of the control stick that seems a bit odd.
Perhaps they should have stuck to implementing a steering wheel mechanism.

[Ed Oscuro]

the one on the left is one of Santa's Elves
the one on the right is a Klansman
dunno how it is I know this