Every Game is sexist! Challenge Thread

ACSeraph · Post by **ACSeraph** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:14 am

Games are sexist. Every game. Post the name of a non sexist game here and challenge other posters to come up with a ridiculous SJW argument as to why it actually is totally sexist you privileged fuck.

Example:
DudeBro69:Pong

Special Flower: Nothing but balls and sticks in that game, females lack representation.

sexist

First challenge:

F-Zero

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:19 am

Easy. No female characters in F-Zero.

Next: Battle Raper II

Squire Grooktook · Post by **Squire Grooktook** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:23 am

Lack of representation for female rapists.

Next: Darius

broken harbour · Post by **broken harbour** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:27 am

King Darius was a man, and being a man, he obviously was sexist. next up - Yoshis cookie

BIL · Post by **BIL** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:44 am

Yoshi doesn't have a cock, vag, balls or asshole. I'm shaking with rage at the lack of representation/cloaca privilege on all fronts and you should be too.

Next: Tetris.

BareKnuckleRoo · Post by **BareKnuckleRoo** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:57 am

Every piece is a phallic symbol. Especially the O block. It's a cockhead.

Next: Ketsui

gct · Post by **gct** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:15 am

broken harbour wrote:Yoshis cookie

BIL wrote:Yoshi doesn't have a cock, vag, balls or asshole. I'm shaking with rage at the lack of representation/cloaca privilege on all fronts and you should be too.

Didn't you learn in elementary school that boys have a penis, and girls have a cookie? I don't know how much more explicit you can make the title, "Yoshi's Cookie"

cave hermit · Post by **cave hermit** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 1:46 am

The announcer in Ketsui, who is a woman, is portrayed as too weak/lazy to do things for herself, instead objectifying herself as a glorified blowup doll to entice disgusting white cis-gendered pigs to do her dirty work for her (namely destroying EVAC corporation, something that any strong willed and beautiful Woman/trans-gendered/hermaphrodite can do all by herself if she believes in herself). This is a disgusting portrayal of women, implying that women are physically/mentally incapable of doing things for themselves, and must reduce themselves to eye candy (or in this case, ear candy) in order to have the strong male cis brutes do things for them. If I do not see the privileged cis-gendered pigs at Cave patch every last PCB/port to replace the pilots with women/transgendered people and replace the announcer with a gender neutral voice, I will cut myself because that totally helps people who feel oppressed by society's prejudices.

Next Stage: Daytona USA

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:45 am

Daytona is devoid of female representation and they futher subjugated women by making the announcer and even theme song vocalist male: a purposeful ruse to dictate racing as a male dominated sport by adhering to tropes of masculinity and including Sonic the Hedgehog, who's clearly a mysoginist.

Next: Magic Knight Rayearth

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:15 am

The girls get their magic from Clef who has a penis, his cane is a phallic symbol, the Genies/Mashin have male appearance and voices despite being technically genderless, thus making Hikaru, Umi and Fuu dependent on something that is not grrrrl power; the Mashin also insult the non CIS-gendered individuals of their planet. All the character names are patterned after cars, which is total patriarchy. Their swords, too. Can they get any more phallic?

Next: Somer Assault.

cicada88 · Post by **cicada88** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 5:13 am

fail.

guigui · Post by **guigui** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 7:17 am

Specineff wrote: Next: Somer Assault.

Dont even know the game but, jesus, so moer ass hole ?!

Next : Candy Crush.

Blinge · Post by **Blinge** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 8:10 am

Specineff wrote:
Next: Somer Assault.

Allow me:
Somer assault was known as Mesopotamia in its original Japanese release. You can bet your ass the power structure in Mesopotamia was based around pathetic men banding together, terrified that intelligent and powerful women will one day overthrow them. If i'm wrong, the arabs conquered it and formed a Caliphate a few centuries later; Caliphs are male.

Failing that: the slinky in Somer Assault is super phallic and penetrating every crevice of the game.

I'll second Guigui's suggestion, next: Candy Crush

Captain · Post by **Captain** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 8:31 am

Candy crush strives to drain your wallet, and men are (sometimes) better payed than women for doing the same job. Hence, Candy crush is made to suit men better.

Next:Sailor Moon (any game about it really)

TwinBee Hypno · Post by **TwinBee Hypno** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 8:39 am

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Blinge · Post by **Blinge** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 8:41 am

ERMM slut shaming is not welcome here. Girls can wear whatever they want, without fear of men telling them what to do!
your move.

TwinBee Hypno · Post by **TwinBee Hypno** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 8:43 am

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Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 8:52 am

TwinBee Hypno wrote:Next - Space invaders.

Cisgendered creator Tomohiro Nishikado created Space Invaders as an allegory for a male supremacist patriarchal Japanese society, in which the aliens are representative of a women's liberation collective. Their movement and sound is meant to resemble a march, slowly growing in number and making their way to the foot of the screen where the last surviving male fires sperm from his phallus-like ship, obliterating the female on contact in a bid to preserve a male dominated universe.

Next: Harvest Moon

cicada88 · Post by **cicada88** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:54 pm

Skykid wrote:
TwinBee Hypno wrote:Next - Space invaders.
Cisgendered creator Tomohiro Nishikado created Space Invaders as an allegory for a male supremacist patriarchal Japanese society, in which the aliens are representative of a women's liberation collective. Their movement and sound is meant to resemble a march, slowly growing in number and making their way to the foot of the screen where the last surviving male fires sperm from his phallus-like ship, obliterating the female on contact in a bid to preserve a male dominated universe.

Next: Harvest Moon

Not to mention the hidden mode on the early Japanese cocktail version

CStarFlare · Post by **CStarFlare** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:06 pm

Skykid wrote: Next: Harvest Moon

The goal of Harvest Moon is to woo a woman with shallow gifts, breed her like one of your cows, and lock her in your home forever with a baby while giving her no attention and never helping with the housework. The player is free to stay out to all hours and cavort with other women without consequences while the wife has no human contact or meaningful existence. The male is allowed an endless night of leisure, drinking and flirting if he wishes it, while the wife waits faithfully and uncomplainingly at home.

Next: Robotrek/Slap Stick

Cagar · Post by **Cagar** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 5:22 pm

I'm running out of oxygen

Ixmucane2 · Post by **Ixmucane2** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 7:44 am

CStarFlare wrote:Next: Robotrek/Slap Stick

Like so many games before and after, it has a male protagonist because building robots and going on adventures are clearly appropriate activities for boys, not for girls.

This one turned out to be serious. Next: Dodonpachi.

Blinge · Post by **Blinge** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 7:59 am

Ixmucane2 wrote:Next: Dodonpachi.

Next: Pokemon Heartgold
(fyi, player can be male or female)

Lord Satori · Post by **Lord Satori** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 8:16 am

Pokemon is sexist against BOTH genders because character choice is arbitrary and neither character is well defined enough to speak for women/men.

Next: kick the can. (nobody said it had to be a video game)

Blinge · Post by **Blinge** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 8:35 am

Your response has not satisfied me!!!!

ACSeraph · Post by **ACSeraph** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 8:53 am

Blinge wrote:

I'll never be able to unsee that

BIL · Post by **BIL** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:32 am

Blinge wrote:Your response has not satisfied me!!!!

"Pokemon" is a blatant innuendo for "Pokey Man," a clear attempt on Nintendo's part to normalise PIV intercourse. Burn this sick cis filth.

Next: Ai Cho Aniki.

DEL · Post by **DEL** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 10:19 am

Cho Aniki is SEXY DYNAMITE Manliness at its most satisfying. Making all the gurls drool.

Next: Tapper

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:46 am

DEL that is a waste of Cho Aniki, I'm sure you could have better better captured the raw sexism of its fantasy womanless world; a place where masculinity and love between men, and the taking over of traditional female tasks such as plant tending, has left the universe happily bereft of female influence.

NTSC-J · Post by **NTSC-J** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 12:53 pm

Lord Satori wrote:Next: kick the can.

"Kick" is ableist hate speech by the white bipedal patriarchy and "can" no doubt refers to womyn's breasts or ass. Not only does kick the can promote violence against womyn by cisgendered misogynists, it excludes pre-op transgenders from participating. All people should be able to play this game that no one should be playing, therefore it must be eradicated forever and played all the time by everyone.

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