The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic
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DestroyTheCore
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I thought only Yagawa was the genius behind the bigger boobs = less speed and more power system.
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Lord Satori
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This made me laugh irl. Brilliant quote right here.DestroyTheCore wrote:bigger boobs = less speed and more power
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cave hermit
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Re: The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic
The rebirth of Yagawa: part one
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The man sat alone in the dimly lit apartment room, staring blankly at the portrait on the wall. The portrait,
which portrayed a middle aged Japanese man, was framed in an exquisitely decorated frame which contrasted
heavily with the dilapidated plaster wall it hung on. At the base of the gem-studded golden frame, there
were initials engraved reading "YGW".
There were no other decorations in the room. For that matter there wasn't any furniture
either. In fact, the only other objects in the decrepit room were aging circuit boards, an arcade joystick,
and a CRT monitor. In the very middle of the room, surrounded by a circle of these objects, The man sat
completely naked.
The man was an absolute mess; it had only been a month since his wife divorced him and
forced him out of their house, but his physical and mental deterioration gave off the impression that
he had been trapped in a POW camp for years. His skin was a sickly gray, he was malnourished to the point
that his ribs were showing through his abdomen, and when he wasn't loudly screaming prayers he was
constantly muttering to himself.
Suddenly, the man began to speak:
"They didn't believe me my lord", the man said to the portrait. "They thought I was insane."
The portrait did not respond.
"I tried to tell them about you, and your blessings, I tried to make them see the light! I really
did all I could to convert them to the one true path!"
Two months earlier, the man had everything a normal person could ask for: A loving wife, two kids,
a beautiful house, a well paying secure job, etc. While the man spent most of his time either at work
or with his family, he had another hobby: he loved to play arcade games. It had never been
a problem with the man's family; sure his wife never really "got" video games, and his kids didn't
understand why anyone would want to play old games from the 90's, but they never interfered with
his hobby. After all, the man's wife thought, "what's the harm in him spending a hour or two by himself
on the computer every now and then?"
For quite some time, there was no harm. The man would come home every day, boot up MAME, and play
random ROMs for about a hour before returning to his normal life. But a little over a month ago, something
happened to him.
---End of part one---
I may or may not be continuing this nonsense; I was bored and sleep deprived when I decided to do this.
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The man sat alone in the dimly lit apartment room, staring blankly at the portrait on the wall. The portrait,
which portrayed a middle aged Japanese man, was framed in an exquisitely decorated frame which contrasted
heavily with the dilapidated plaster wall it hung on. At the base of the gem-studded golden frame, there
were initials engraved reading "YGW".
There were no other decorations in the room. For that matter there wasn't any furniture
either. In fact, the only other objects in the decrepit room were aging circuit boards, an arcade joystick,
and a CRT monitor. In the very middle of the room, surrounded by a circle of these objects, The man sat
completely naked.
The man was an absolute mess; it had only been a month since his wife divorced him and
forced him out of their house, but his physical and mental deterioration gave off the impression that
he had been trapped in a POW camp for years. His skin was a sickly gray, he was malnourished to the point
that his ribs were showing through his abdomen, and when he wasn't loudly screaming prayers he was
constantly muttering to himself.
Suddenly, the man began to speak:
"They didn't believe me my lord", the man said to the portrait. "They thought I was insane."
The portrait did not respond.
"I tried to tell them about you, and your blessings, I tried to make them see the light! I really
did all I could to convert them to the one true path!"
Two months earlier, the man had everything a normal person could ask for: A loving wife, two kids,
a beautiful house, a well paying secure job, etc. While the man spent most of his time either at work
or with his family, he had another hobby: he loved to play arcade games. It had never been
a problem with the man's family; sure his wife never really "got" video games, and his kids didn't
understand why anyone would want to play old games from the 90's, but they never interfered with
his hobby. After all, the man's wife thought, "what's the harm in him spending a hour or two by himself
on the computer every now and then?"
For quite some time, there was no harm. The man would come home every day, boot up MAME, and play
random ROMs for about a hour before returning to his normal life. But a little over a month ago, something
happened to him.
---End of part one---
I may or may not be continuing this nonsense; I was bored and sleep deprived when I decided to do this.
Re: The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic
Omg this needs continuing. This is better than most novels these days. And I'm actually curious how the man got to be in that state. Something deep inside tells me it's yagawa related.
Re: The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic
Keep it coming.
Me IRLcave hermit wrote:His skin was a sickly gray, he was malnourished to the point that his ribs were showing through his abdomen, and when he wasn't loudly screaming prayers he was constantly muttering to himself.
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Lord Satori
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That was me about 6 years ago. Though I'm not implying that I don't loudly scream anymore.trap15 wrote: Me IRL
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Re: The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic
^^^^trap15 wrote:Me IRLcave hermit wrote:His skin was a sickly gray, he was malnourished to the point that his ribs were showing through his abdomen, and when he wasn't loudly screaming prayers he was constantly muttering to himself.
Re: The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic
http://www.yeshiva.edu/YESHIVAGEDOLAH/t ... fault.aspx
Undercover Jewish religious school actually training future YGW worshipers.
I knew it.
Undercover Jewish religious school actually training future YGW worshipers.
I knew it.
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Re: So this is apparently the 10,000th topic in Shmups chat.
x 1.000.000cave hermit wrote:
> he whispers into my ear, "Extend at 1,000,000 points each"
> Yagawa looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Nippon version use in Nippon only"
Re: The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic
Shiiiit, I should write something appropriate here, becauae I listed Garegga as near-perfect game once.
So, erm... BOOST ETERNAL?
So, erm... BOOST ETERNAL?
1. Unusual Weaponry
2. Short Words
3. Blind(ing) Fire
2. Short Words
3. Blind(ing) Fire
Re: The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic
Maybe YGW will visit when we've fulfilled our quota of sacrificial extend drops and exploded airplane parts. Go play Battle Bakraid so we can reach the quota faster.Blinge wrote:This humble apostle wants Great YGW to read this some day.
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You lost me there. Totally unrealistic.cave hermit wrote:After all, the man's wife thought, "what's the harm in him spending a hour or two by himself
on the computer every now and then?"
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Furry Fox Jet Pilot
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Re: The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic
Once Raiden V comes out, I will return to this thread and defile your sacred house of worship with its brightly colored glory as more anti-Garegga blasphemy spews forth from my wicked tongue. You have not seen the last of me!
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Squire Grooktook
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Oh boy Raiden.
What will I have to deal with in this stage? Fast aimed bullets? Fast Aimed Bullets? Or fast aimed bullets?
Such variety!
What will I have to deal with in this stage? Fast aimed bullets? Fast Aimed Bullets? Or fast aimed bullets?
Such variety!
Aeon Zenith - My STG.RegalSin wrote:Japan an almost perfect society always threatened by outsiders....................
Instead I am stuck in the America's where women rule with an iron crotch, and a man could get arrested for sitting behind a computer too long.
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cave hermit
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"And making a whip of cords, Based YGW drove them all out of the temple, with the sniper tanks and the fairies. And he poured out the medals of the medal-chainers and overturned their tables. And he told those who sold the micluses, "Take these things away; do not make my Father's house a house of fast moving yellow bullets."
Re: The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic
You've outdone yourself this time. This should be in "best of shmups forum" was that ever a thread? i can't find it..
edit: here it is http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=39011
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Re: The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic
Ah yes, always nice to check in on the Mars Matrix appreciation thread every now and then.
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Re: The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic
There's probably more Mars Matrix here than Garegga.
Or Recca, for that matter.SapphireDensetsu wrote:the lack of batrider and bakraid in this thread disturbs me
Re: The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic
LordHypnos wrote:Ah yes, always nice to check in on the Mars Matrix appreciation thread every now and then.
there's a special place reserved for you in.. (bullet) hell
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I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that pic! This is actually really entertaining, seeing how I am being portrayed in these scenes
Re: The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic
Remember: It is not excessive fire if you still getting tic points.
1. Unusual Weaponry
2. Short Words
3. Blind(ing) Fire
2. Short Words
3. Blind(ing) Fire
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Re: The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic
Enjoying Raiden V ??Furry Fox Jet Pilot wrote:Once Raiden V comes out, I will return to this thread and defile your sacred house of worship with its brightly colored glory as more anti-Garegga blasphemy spews forth from my wicked tongue. You have not seen the last of me!
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Every shmup is shit, except Gradius series.
No Gradius => No power-up system => No option system => no rank system => No themed stage design => No catchy shmup music => No checkpoint recovery => No joy of bullet-dodging => No fast paced bullets => No unique shmup bosses => Yuzo Koshiro didn't interest in VG music => Iuchi didn't interest in shmups => No R-Type => No Raiden => No Garegga, Batrider, Bakraid => No RSG => No Ikaruga => Ikeda didn't interest in bullet hell if Salamander doesn't exist => And many more....
Also Yagawa is a retarded Gradius fanboy, so retard that he create a blatant MSX Nemesis ripoff in MSX named Laserfight. Oh, I almost forgot..
No Gradius => No power-up system => No option system => no rank system => No themed stage design => No catchy shmup music => No checkpoint recovery => No joy of bullet-dodging => No fast paced bullets => No unique shmup bosses => Yuzo Koshiro didn't interest in VG music => Iuchi didn't interest in shmups => No R-Type => No Raiden => No Garegga, Batrider, Bakraid => No RSG => No Ikaruga => Ikeda didn't interest in bullet hell if Salamander doesn't exist => And many more....
Also Yagawa is a retarded Gradius fanboy, so retard that he create a blatant MSX Nemesis ripoff in MSX named Laserfight. Oh, I almost forgot..
Yes, Gradius is GODOkamoto wrote:Even Capcom had just put out Makaimura and it was really popular at the game centers, but the employees were all say “Gradius is our generation’s game.”
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Squire Grooktook
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I've always been a massive Gradius fanboy, and even I can admit that the series sucks and my opinion that it's good is wrong.
Aeon Zenith - My STG.RegalSin wrote:Japan an almost perfect society always threatened by outsiders....................
Instead I am stuck in the America's where women rule with an iron crotch, and a man could get arrested for sitting behind a computer too long.
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Yes! It's the best damn shmup I've ever played. It even tops Raiden DX. In fact, it's so good that since I own the only playable release in the world so far, I'm going to be greedy and not share any of it with anyone else on these forums.Strikers1945guy wrote:Enjoying Raiden V ??Furry Fox Jet Pilot wrote:Once Raiden V comes out, I will return to this thread and defile your sacred house of worship with its brightly colored glory as more anti-Garegga blasphemy spews forth from my wicked tongue. You have not seen the last of me!
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Re: The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic
I've always wondered what shmups Yagawa has played for fun over the last couple of years...
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As noted by one of the interviewsscrilla4rella wrote:I've always wondered what shmups Yagawa has played for fun over the last couple of years...
Feople often say this on the internet, but Gun Frontier… I’ve pretty much fully exhausted it now, but its the game I played the most.