minesweeper 2.0 ?? (Uriels Chasm release )

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minesweeper 2.0 ?? (Uriels Chasm release )

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Transformer crucifixes , shaved kittens from hell, nuns in demonic lightning storms

yep...off topic


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The games sort of a "lite" rogue like where you have to rescue kittens from a demonic lightning storm.

If your struck your transformer crucifix "Uriel" takes the battle to the demonic enemies on the shores of hell...





http://www.kongregate.com/games/railsla ... -chasm-stg

or buy for 0.50 pence if your feeling especially christmassy


http://railsavegames.indiecity.com/projects/urielschasm

all mouse controls..point and click or drag and drop
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Amateurish spelling mistakes (no apostrophe in "Uriel's Chasm", "YOU LOOSE [sic] KITTENS DIE]"), and abysmal controls. The game feels like it's a mess. The arrows flashing above the nun make no sense as you don't use the arrow keys to move, you click and hold where you want to go... slowly. In horrible jerking movements. Seriously, the jerky movement is awful and feels out of place considering the cats move smoothly, and it took me three tries when the seemingly random shmup segment appears to figure out the controls because I foolishly assumed the controls would be explained in game or feel natural. WASD or the arrows? Nope! Is it the mouse? Nope- oh wait it is, you just have to make sure your cursor is over the ship, click and hold it to move like you're dragging the ship cross thing around, wait, what?! Oh, well that's horrible.

You actually want someone to pay money for this? Are you turning into some kind of scam artist? =|

Perhaps you should spend more time polishing up one really good game instead of making a bunch of, well, not good games.
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BareknuckleRoo wrote:Amateurish spelling mistakes (no apostrophe in "Uriel's Chasm", "YOU LOOSE [sic] KITTENS DIE]"), and abysmal controls. The game feels like it's a mess. The arrows flashing above the nun make no sense as you don't use the arrow keys to move, you click and hold where you want to go... slowly. In horrible jerking movements. Seriously, the jerky movement is awful and feels out of place considering the cats move smoothly, and it took me three tries when the seemingly random shmup segment appears to figure out the controls because I foolishly assumed the controls would be explained in game or feel natural. WASD or the arrows? Nope! Is it the mouse? Nope- oh wait it is, you just have to make sure your cursor is over the ship, click and hold it to move like you're dragging the ship cross thing around, wait, what?! Oh, well that's horrible.

You actually want someone to pay money for this? Are you turning into some kind of scam artist? =|

Perhaps you should spend more time polishing up one really good game instead of making a bunch of, well, not good games.
Scam artist ? Whats the scam ? everything there is done by me..love it or hate it.

Its just not your thing , thats it .


The mini games in system shock 2 (swine keeper, overworldzero) inspired the game so , yeah i think ive managed to achieve what i was aiming for with such a bat shit crazy premise.


its obviously a tongue in cheek piece of art ("minesweeper 2.0")..cheer up!
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And I'll ask it's dirty face
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It's terrible.
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