Secret service van stolen ahead of VP Biden visit to Detroit

[Ed Oscuro]

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162- ... t-to-city/
Maybe the thugs can use those metal detectors for advance warning when the feds come a'callin'.

[evil_ash_xero]

We need Robocop.

[Ed Oscuro]

Robocop's investigation might include walking into every doorway and alley in Detroit until one pinged him, and then spinning around in a circle shooting everything that moved. Even the rats. (My sources tell me that Detroit is famed for rats! My sources are not old issues of Robocop vs. The Terminator, at all.)

[Super Laydock]

It wasn't me selling that shit to the Russians and Chinese.
I prevented the Iranians from walking away with that stuff though.....

[Mortificator]

Authorities aren't saying exactly what the truck contained

Hookers.

[powersoul]

So much for "secret" service when your van gets stolen for being marked "secret".

But hell, either it's part of a prank/plot, or simply a coincidence.

Btw that photo in the link makes the whole news look like a troll article.

[DJ Incompetent]

A few months ago a family's handicap van was stolen from a hospital parking lot.

Thaaaats my Detroit!