Which religion is best?

drauch · Post by **drauch** » Mon May 07, 2012 5:32 am

Really...

BareKnuckleRoo · Post by **BareKnuckleRoo** » Mon May 07, 2012 5:58 am

i smell imminent drama

also, atheism isn't a religion

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Mon May 07, 2012 6:16 am

JBC · Post by **JBC** » Mon May 07, 2012 7:30 am

When I was a kid I used to collect wasps, hornets, bees and all manner of dangerous insects. When I had a match I thought would be a cool battle I'd put them in a jar and shake it up. These days I do the more humane thing and look up videos on YouTube.

Drachenherz · Post by **Drachenherz** » Mon May 07, 2012 8:23 am

It's a trap!!!

ancestral-knowledge · Post by **ancestral-knowledge** » Mon May 07, 2012 8:24 am

circuitface wrote:When I was a kid I used to collect wasps, hornets, bees and all manner of dangerous insects. When I had a match I thought would be a cool battle I'd put them in a jar and shake it up.

This is exactly what religions do.

Vamos · Post by **Vamos** » Mon May 07, 2012 9:45 am

shittest troll thread ive seen for a whilst .

hzt · Post by **hzt** » Mon May 07, 2012 9:51 am

In Islam you get to decapitate people when you think they're a dick or something, seems legit.

maxlords · Post by **maxlords** » Mon May 07, 2012 10:13 am

No slot for Agnosticism or Jedi or anything. Bah.

JBC · Post by **JBC** » Mon May 07, 2012 10:17 am

Or Unitology. All hail the marker or whatever.

Edit - Here's a Cracked article about dick-centric religions.

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Mon May 07, 2012 11:13 am

UFO Rael is the one true belief for me, founded by a rallycross driver is all the proof of divine existence i need.

rael.org - get educated!

burgerkingdiamond · Post by **burgerkingdiamond** » Mon May 07, 2012 11:56 am

Super Adventure Club

xbl0x180 · Post by **xbl0x180** » Mon May 07, 2012 12:57 pm

Semitic religions (judaism, christianity, and islam) should just be combined to "the religion of abraham"

njiska · Post by **njiska** » Mon May 07, 2012 1:12 pm

xbl0x180 wrote:Semitic religions (judaism, christianity, and islam) should just be combined to "the religion of abraham"

Do you know how many wars could have been avoided if it was that easy?

GaijinPunch wrote:

I'd like to solve the puzzle. In before the lick!

shmuppyLove · Post by **shmuppyLove** » Mon May 07, 2012 1:56 pm

njiska wrote:
GaijinPunch wrote:http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/new ... 1318992465
I'd like to solve the puzzle. In before the lick!

:facepalm:

'I' is already on the board.

It's obviously "IN BEFORE THE LUCK"

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Mon May 07, 2012 1:59 pm

can i buy a "3" and a "0" please?

njiska · Post by **njiska** » Mon May 07, 2012 2:06 pm

shmuppyLove wrote:'I' is already on the board.

It's obviously "IN BEFORE THE LUCK"

Oh come now. Vanna was shit faced for 99% of all broadcasts. She could have missed one.

Ruldra · Post by **Ruldra** » Mon May 07, 2012 2:06 pm

I like the Illuminati icon on the guy's forehead at the top. Conspiracy ho!

If those guys are really manipulating the entire world for centuries, then the Arab Spring or the Euro Crisis hints at how much they suck at the job.

Vyxx · Post by **Vyxx** » Mon May 07, 2012 2:07 pm

xbl0x180 wrote:Semitic religions (judaism, christianity, and islam) should just be combined to "the religion of abraham"

Then it takes away half the fun.

BIL · Post by **BIL** » Mon May 07, 2012 2:16 pm

Sealed Games.

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Mon May 07, 2012 2:18 pm

BIL wrote:Sealed Games.

shmuppyLove · Post by **shmuppyLove** » Mon May 07, 2012 2:22 pm

BIL wrote:Sealed Games.

Very nice.

JBC · Post by **JBC** » Mon May 07, 2012 2:50 pm

This thread WILL eventually devolve into a religious debate. I promise you. Someone will fall for it knowing it's a trap. It's the same as making a political joke at a party and then that one guy starts going on and on angrily about what he thinks and bores all the girls away. Man I fucking hate that guy.

mrsmiley381 · Post by **mrsmiley381** » Mon May 07, 2012 2:52 pm

Discordianism, motherfuckers.

God is a crazy woman, Everything now makes sense. Eat a hot dog on Friday and go about your business.

TrevHead (TVR) · Post by **TrevHead (TVR)** » Mon May 07, 2012 3:10 pm

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Mon May 07, 2012 3:38 pm

Yagawa, church of.

Udderdude · Post by **Udderdude** » Mon May 07, 2012 3:50 pm

Limbrooke · Post by **Limbrooke** » Mon May 07, 2012 4:02 pm

BIL wrote:Sealed Games.

You don't say.

A Wise Man Once Said wrote:Anyone who has ever bought a new console game has bought a sealed game. Therefore, millions of people on earth are guilty of sealed game collecting. The problem is keeping them sealed... forever.

Capcom said it best when:
LET'S GO CRAZY!!!

WELCOME TO THE ADVENTURE!!!

Winners don't collect sealed games.

For the record, I didn't realize money was a religion.

njiska · Post by **njiska** » Mon May 07, 2012 4:04 pm

Limbrooke wrote:For the record, I didn't realize money was a religion.

Church of the Almighty Dollar?

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