Teh pr0n (split thread)

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:23 pm

All threads in shmups forum lead to the same place.

Let's change the subject.

O. Van Bruce · Post by **O. Van Bruce** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:51 pm

Skykid wrote:All threads in shmups forum lead to the same place.

Let's change the subject.

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Yeah, let's change the subject...

RNGmaster wrote:
hzt wrote:Being good at shmups is passé. This year is all about being shit at shmups.
We've all been whacked with the Trouser Plank.

It takes quite a man to destroy an entire forum.

It's not him, it's the forum... as I mentioned before, I would have stoped answering after a week of his whining...

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:34 pm

O. Van Bruce wrote:
Skykid wrote:All threads in shmups forum lead to the same place.

Let's change the subject.

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Yeah, let's change the subject...

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Cute pic. I do wonder what this forum has against real women though. Real women are people too.

You can even, you know, talk to them and stuff.

dunpeal2064 · Post by **dunpeal2064** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:40 pm

or motorboat dat ass. Can't do that with amine chicks.

Hagane · Post by **Hagane** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:41 pm

Skykid wrote:You can even, you know, talk to them and stuff.

If all the women you talk to are like that then I want to be your friend.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:37 pm

this is Chitta country

O. Van Bruce · Post by **O. Van Bruce** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:41 pm

Skykid wrote:
O. Van Bruce wrote:
Skykid wrote:All threads in shmups forum lead to the same place.

Let's change the subject.

Image
Yeah, let's change the subject...

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Cute pic. I do wonder what this forum has against real women though. Real women are people too.

You can even, you know, talk to them and stuff.

Yeah, I talk to women as well since I'm studying at the University, but I posted that picture to show the other side of the same coin...

dunpeal2064 wrote:or motorboat dat ass. Can't do that with amine chicks.

There is allways a thin line bettwen fantasy and reality... fetishes and what you can do in reality. Anime and manga are ussually the "fantasy" part of that coin... and you can't see that part on real chicks (^_^)U

Anyway, for me Platinum The Trinity is just my main on Blazblue and also a very interesting and funny character not only on the story but also her gameplay... but I actually posted her because she can be considered the very archetype of the "Anime Shoujo".

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:39 pm

O. Van Bruce wrote: There is allways a thin line bettwen fantasy and reality...

Is there?

I always thought there was a sizeable gap.

O. Van Bruce · Post by **O. Van Bruce** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:02 pm

Skykid wrote:
O. Van Bruce wrote: There is allways a thin line bettwen fantasy and reality...
Is there?

I always thought there was a sizeable gap.

Bondage? Dominatrix games? nurse and maid fetishes? socks? pantyhoses? armpit fetish?

entering the forbidden: rape games? lolita fashion?

and a lot more things...

does any of those fetishes say anything to you? Obviously, most of these are actually seen in "the real" but there are a lot more which you can hardly find.

And to actually "see" it, if you don't find a partner for that, you have to flip the coin.

a mild example: Just ask your girlfriend to go outside with a short skirt and no panties for a walk and then have sex on broad daylight on a park... there are people that might get excitement from that play but it's dificult to find then...

Marc · Post by **Marc** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:10 pm

People were all getting along and shit, then this thread veered way off course...

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:13 pm

O. Van Bruce wrote: a mild example: Just ask your girlfriend to go outside with a short skirt and no panties for a walk and then have sex on broad daylight on a park...

Did that yesterday.

Marc wrote:People were all getting along and shit, then this thread veered way off course...

Thread was sucking shit because it turned into the same thread that's turned up fifty times this month. Ass, bondage and knickerless public sex were clearly required.

Post by **Icarus** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:15 pm

O. Van Bruce wrote:Bondage?

Handcuffs are enough. Also, use of bedposts.

O. Van Bruce wrote:Dominatrix games?

Not interested.

O. Van Bruce wrote:nurse and maid fetishes? socks? pantyhoses?

Hell yeah. (Socks that go past the knee and up the thigh are always teh awsum, when coupled with short skirts.)

O. Van Bruce wrote:armpit fetish?

Hell no.

O. Van Bruce wrote:rape games?

Definitely not.

O. Van Bruce wrote:lolita fashion?

Depends on the girl.

O. Van Bruce wrote:Just ask your girlfriend to go outside with a short skirt and no panties for a walk and then have sex on broad daylight on a park... there are people that might get excitement from that play but it's dificult to find then...

Been there, done that.

Drachenherz · Post by **Drachenherz** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:17 pm

BareKnuckleRoo · Post by **BareKnuckleRoo** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:17 pm

Skykid wrote:Ass, bondage and knickerless public sex

Someone needs to make a shmup based on this just for the hell of it.

O. Van Bruce · Post by **O. Van Bruce** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:17 pm

Skykid wrote:
O. Van Bruce wrote: a mild example: Just ask your girlfriend to go outside with a short skirt and no panties for a walk and then have sex on broad daylight on a park...
Did that yesterday.

@ Icarus

Well, you should have got my point then

And don't focus just on the example... it was just a way of putting what I wanted to express

I know that it's not that rare...

Post by **Icarus** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:20 pm

O. Van Bruce wrote:@ Icarus
Well, you should have got my point then
And don't focus just on the example... it was just a way of putting what I wanted to express

I did get your point. I just felt like focusing on the examples. ^_-

Marc · Post by **Marc** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:25 pm

Armpits...?

As for the rest, I remember we used to do all that. Then we had a kid.

O. Van Bruce · Post by **O. Van Bruce** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:25 pm

Skykid wrote:
Marc wrote:People were all getting along and shit, then this thread veered way off course...
Thread was sucking shit because it turned into the same thread that's turned up fifty times this month. Ass, bondage and knickerless public sex were clearly required.

Hey! Don't forget Prepubescent Mahou Shoujo!

RNGmaster · Post by **RNGmaster** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:29 pm

God, since when was this place TVTropes?

That reminds me, OP here used to be a troper (TsundeRay). Then he got banned. From TVTropes. Think about that.

BareKnuckleRoo · Post by **BareKnuckleRoo** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:30 pm

Then we had a kid.

Is that why straight guys like lesbian porn? Because it's the best parts without any of the risk of gettin' a girl pregnant?

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:33 pm

BareknuckleRoo wrote:
Then we had a kid.
Is that why straight guys like lesbian porn?

It's why straight guys like any porn.

dunpeal2064 · Post by **dunpeal2064** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:34 pm

BareknuckleRoo wrote:
Then we had a kid.
Is that why straight guys like lesbian porn? Because it's the best parts without any of the risk of gettin' a girl pregnant?

There's no risk of getting a girl pregnant no matter what kind of porn you are watching

E: Ninja'd

BareKnuckleRoo · Post by **BareKnuckleRoo** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:38 pm

Skykid wrote:It's why straight guys like any porn.

I can't imagine having sex while needing to worry about the risk of a kid popping out nine months later. Terrifying. Mostly because I always imagine I must have been a huge pain in the ass to raise.

i swear you people who want kids you must all be masochists, masochists i say

There's no risk of getting a girl pregnant no matter what kind of porn you are watching

heh, I was referring more to liking the fantasy of being able to fuck without worrying about that, not so much the porn itself

Marc · Post by **Marc** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:42 pm

It's pretty cool some times, a fucking huge pain in the ass others. I get more smiles per day from my kids than anything else in life though. Probably because I don't get laid anymore.

O. Van Bruce · Post by **O. Van Bruce** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:42 pm

BareknuckleRoo wrote:
Skykid wrote:It's why straight guys like any porn.
I can't imagine having sex while needing to worry about the risk of a kid popping out nine months later. Terrifying. Mostly because I always imagine I must have been a huge pain in the ass to raise.

i swear you people who want kids you must all be masochists, masochists i say

I was 17 when my first sister was born. I was an only child and until then, I thought I wouldn't have a child in my whole live. 2 years later my second sister was born...

Now I'm 21 and I'm starting to consider that maybe I will have a kid someday...

Well... it's not simply the fact to have a sister or a brother... is actually seeing then grow and loving then when you are an adult... even if you are truly conscious of how difficult is to raise a child seeing your parents strugle everyday...

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:49 pm

Marc wrote:Probably because I don't get laid anymore.

There's always rape.

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:52 pm

TrevHead (TVR) wrote:There is a massive difference between ppl who play casually and those who come here complaining and trolling others about it.

Nowadays I dont play shmups (or video games) everyday, I only play when I have the motivation to play, one week I might only spend a couple of hours playing, while another I might spend five times that, atm im a week into a course of nicotine replacement patches, scatterbrained and dont feel like doing any of my hobbies.

It also doesnt help there are so many shmups on the 360 more than most of us can play, which in itself breeds more casual play.

As others have said less is more as atm things ive learnt tend to stick in my head better compared to those long gaming marathons I used to do where ild quickly forget much of what ive learnt in next to no time.

Still I wish I could play shmups more and improve faster, but im not going back to how I played in the past where ild burn myself out

In case you hadn't noticed dude, we're talking about sex now.

TrevHead (TVR) · Post by **TrevHead (TVR)** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:53 pm

@ skykid Its always more fun to talk about sex anyway

Skykid wrote:
Marc wrote:Probably because I don't get laid anymore.
There's always rape.

Or Touhou

BareKnuckleRoo · Post by **BareKnuckleRoo** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:53 pm

Skykid wrote:In case you hadn't noticed dude, we're talking about rape now.

fixed

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:17 pm

BareknuckleRoo wrote:
Skykid wrote:In case you hadn't noticed dude, we're talking about rape now.
fixed

Oh yeah. Aka 'sex without permission'.

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