I found this on Digital Monkey Box.com. I laughed my ass off at this first paragraph.
The robots have run amuck and the Gold Guardian has stolen your wallet. It’s your mission to kick his ass and get it back. Since you’re flying around up there anyway, you might as well take out the entire robot population. You will control the Dog ship and your wingman will pilot the Yuun. When you’re in need of an extra boost in confidence, shout, “Dogyuun combine! Go!” and bring the two ships together to dispose of those crazy contraptions. Show those rabblerousing robots the ultimate power of your laser fueled manhood. My, you are a big boy.
You see that screen shot to the left? That is your main weapon in Dogyuun, a laser schlong burst of mammoth proportions. It’s not always so big, but when your wingman’s ship mounts yours it grows bigger, stronger, and shoots further with a constant stream of deadly lust. That was hilarious the first time I saw that and is still really funny now. If you’re playing two-players you can have the two ships combine to give you a huge boost in weapon power. You use a Galaga like capture beam to grab the other ship and combine with it. This gives you a tremendous boost in your weapon power.
Yep, pretty phallic laser. Although it also looks a lot like a daikon.
Still, the greatest cocklasers in the world are still in DoDonPachi. There is no mistaking the tip when that laser makes sweet, sweet contact. And oh so messy.
Some men dream of fortunes,
others dream of cookies. Lucky Numbers 4, 15, 16, 24, 36, 46
