Catfight, mrow

[Drum]

Please donate for my shitty game because there's no other medium of which you can buy it through. All proceeds go to an imaginary charity. By the way, can someone help me with expanding my fluency in Java?

I did watch the trailer and apparently they just completely ripped off 3D Dot Game Heroes (and even that was mediocre).

Voxatron has been kicking around in one or another state for something like 4 years, you ape. Go beat off to cartoon child pornography.

[Elixir]

Please donate for my shitty game because there's no other medium of which you can buy it through. All proceeds go to an imaginary charity. By the way, can someone help me with expanding my fluency in Java?

I did watch the trailer and apparently they just completely ripped off 3D Dot Game Heroes (and even that was mediocre).

Voxatron has been kicking around in one or another state for something like 4 years, you ape. Go beat off to cartoon child pornography.

So rather than being shitty, undiscovered indie neckbeards they're experienced, old shitty indie neckbeards.

Reason enough to donate right now. Let me put in a donation of 1 cent where PayPal takes 50 cents out of.

[DragonInstall]

Please donate for my shitty game because there's no other medium of which you can buy it through. All proceeds go to an imaginary charity. By the way, can someone help me with expanding my fluency in Java?

I did watch the trailer and apparently they just completely ripped off 3D Dot Game Heroes (and even that was mediocre).

Voxatron has been kicking around in one or another state for something like 4 years, you ape. Go beat off to cartoon child pornography.

So rather than being shitty, undiscovered indie neckbeards they're experienced, old shitty indie neckbeards.

Reason enough to donate right now. Let me put in a donation of 1 cent where PayPal takes 50 cents out of.

Why are you such a bitter person?

[rancor]

With his ability to unfailingly shit on anyone, anywhere on any given subject, Elixir is either:

A) About to unleash something amazing upon the world which will forever change all of our lives for the better.

B) A cantankerous old divorcee who lives with 32 cats in a house that smells like stale urine and boiled vomit.



Aside from his ability to play 60 hours straight of Atelier Rorona, I've yet to be "wowed" by anything "he" has said, written, or produced.

Sooo....

I'll let you decide which of the above scenarios is most likely true.

[Elixir]

Thankfully it's completely irrelevant if you've been "wowed" by anything "I" have said. Alternatively, I could bring the world overpriced doujin "exclusives", fresh from the land where I'm not wanted. Buy two today and you'll receive free Green Tea Kit Kats! Gotta make those double digits look adequate somehow.

Aside from poorly translating crap nobody else would bother with, the feeling is mutual. I didn't play Rorona for 60 hours, but nice try.

[rancor]

Gotta make those double digits look adequate somehow.

I don't even... wha?

Aside from poorly translating crap nobody else would bother with, the feeling is mutual.

+1 for me! Thanks - that means a lot coming from system11's greatest link aggregator!

[Elixir]

system11's greatest link aggregator!

Aw, thanks! And only three edits before you left your post alone. Actually, I've been aggregating my links to this thing I made. But I could never give you up, shmups forum.

[rancor]

Actually, I've been aggregating my links to this thing I made. But I could never give you up, shmups forum.

Aside from poorly translating crap nobody else would bother with

Wow! So you're making a twitter account about shit no one cares about? Kim Kardashian, is that you??!

[Elixir]

Yes, because clearly I was the one who posted that and not one of the other three people in charge of the account.

Link aggregation is link aggregation though.

[ncp]

elixir thread
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[ancestral-knowledge]

Oh wow. This game looks like shit! But of course you are not allowed to say that because it's indie and therefore out of competition with good games right? And if it's even artsy bartsy fartsy then you are not allowed to critisize any of it because everything shitty was intented to be shitty. And yes donate a MIRRION DORRARS to a gimp who isn't even capable to fucking code properly. Here i will say it for you: This game fucking sucks.


And elixir has to stop saying bad things about rancor. I am his fanboy. Suck a bag of dicks elixir. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbURUrgQao

[burgerkingdiamond]

Thankfully it's completely irrelevant if you've been "wowed" by anything "I" have said. Alternatively, I could bring the world overpriced doujin "exclusives", fresh from the land where I'm not wanted. Buy two today and you'll receive free Green Tea Kit Kats! Gotta make those double digits look adequate somehow.

Aside from poorly translating crap nobody else would bother with, the feeling is mutual. I didn't play Rorona for 60 hours, but nice try.

Man, you really do come off as bitter, nasty person 95% of the time (oh shit what I have I opened myself up to?).

BTW, Rancor runs an awesome shop. I don't see how his stuff is overpriced. He charges 25$ for most games. Like Touhou stuff for example. When I was in Japan I saw those games all selling for 1450 YEN ($18.57 at current exchange rate). So he's marking them up about 25%, whereas on eBay the price is anywhere from $30-$40 and above. That's not unreasonable given how good his service is and the quality of his website. Plus he hooks you up. I'm not just talking Kit Kats. He included a free DDP flyer the last time I ordered from him.

[Drum]

Oh wow. This game looks like shit! But of course you are not allowed to say that because it's indie and therefore out of competition with good games right? And if it's even artsy bartsy fartsy then you are not allowed to critisize any of it because everything shitty was intented to be shitty. And yes donate a MIRRION DORRARS to a gimp who isn't even capable to fucking code properly. Here i will say it for you: This game fucking sucks.


And elixir has to stop saying bad things about rancor. I am his fanboy. Suck a bag of dicks elixir. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbURUrgQao

Elixir has to be glad you decided to show up and be the new worst poster in the thread thereby taking the heat off him.