Fleshlight offers Lindsay Lohan 1 Million Dollars.

[Casper<3]

http://www.fleshlight.com/lindsayfleshlight/

[DragonInstall]

That is so hilarious.

She would never do it though, since she has so much pride as an upstanding citizen of the world. A role model for women and all.

[Blackbird]

Who would want to do Lohan o_O? Isn't she like a skeezy crack addict now, or something?

[drauch]

^Some people dig that. Adds character.

[Blackbird]

To each his own, I suppose.

[xbl0x180]

Yeah, but she's gotta get up there with the rest and go right for the vaunted DVDA

[greg]

My bank is called BBVA Compass. I just recently switched to this bank a few months ago, but I couldn't remember the BBVA part. Instead, I kept thinking DVDA. The only way I know about DVDA was from watching an interview with the South Park creators. So my mnemonic was "best bet is vaginal, not anal." Now I can remember the URL bbvacompass.com easily.

Speaking of fleshlights, I don't know how I came across this, but they have a blue Navii fleshlight from Avatar. I doubt it has the official blessings from James Cameron, but the Navii chicks apparently have two joy buttons. Wow.

But no, I don't own one.

[Jockel]

Are these things even worth it?

[sven666]

for one million dollars you could proboably fuck the real thing?

[shmuppyLove]

for one million dollars you could proboably fuck the real thing?

I think you've missed the point.

They aren't going to be selling it for $1M, they are offering her $1M to make a mould of her lady bits, which would then be reproduced (tastefully) in silicone (?) and sold for whatever Fleshlights sell for (I wouldn't know lol).

Well, probably more than the average Fleshlight. I have heard of "celebrity" ones before, I imagine there is a bit of a premium for that.

I'm going to go wash my hands now. And eyes. And brain. With bleach. kthxbai

[BryanM]

Navii chicks apparently have two joy buttons. Wow.

Makes sense since their men have two penises.

... like a snake.

[emphatic]

for one million dollars you could proboably fuck the real thing?

If she paid me 1 million bucks I wouldn't say no.

[Jockel]

for one million dollars you could proboably fuck the real thing?

If she paid me 1 million bucks I wouldn't say no.

Don't listen to him, Lindsay! I'll do it for 500k!

[kernow]

Not sure I want a rubber blue waffle