Do Oompa Loompas have souls?

maxlords · Post by **maxlords** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:43 pm

This actually came up in discussion at work last night. We couldn't come to a conclusion, so we decided that the only way to find out with 100% accuracy was an internet poll! Any help would be appreciated

Bronies' votes will be automatically disregarded, their IPs will be logged, they will be hunted down and made into glue.

Casey120 · Post by **Casey120** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 3:17 pm

Go to Jersey and ask them !

Vyxx · Post by **Vyxx** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 3:26 pm

maxlords wrote:Bronies' votes will be automatically disregarded, their IPs will be logged, they will be hunted down and made into glue.

About time someone took action

maxlords · Post by **maxlords** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 3:32 pm

I know, right? Strangely, this has not deterred two Bronies from voting.

BryanM · Post by **BryanM** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 4:42 pm

No of course they don't. What a ridiculous question.

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:38 pm

BryanM wrote:No of course they don't. What a ridiculous question.

Just like gingers.

xbl0x180 · Post by **xbl0x180** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:38 pm

Casey120 wrote:Go to Jersey and ask them !

Nobody from jersey chore and their ilk have souls

njiska · Post by **njiska** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:31 pm

I think the real debate is do animals have souls and are Ompla loompas animals or man?

As for the second part, you're to try to turn me into glue at the CGCC meet.

CMoon · Post by **CMoon** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:43 pm

njiska wrote:I think the real debate is do animals have souls...

More than most politicians and bankers.

Edit: Hah, post implies human beings aren't animals. Hehe.

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:53 pm

CMoon · Post by **CMoon** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:11 pm

shmuppyLove · Post by **shmuppyLove** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:46 pm

Jockel wrote:
BryanM wrote:No of course they don't. What a ridiculous question.
Just like gingers.

Did we talk about gingers here before?

I'm from Canada and I don't understand ... I mean, I understand British people hate gingers ... is it because they're Irish?

njiska · Post by **njiska** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:57 pm

CMoon wrote:
njiska wrote:I think the real debate is do animals have souls...
More than most politicians and bankers.

Edit: Hah, post implies human beings aren't animals. Hehe.

This would be animals in the common vernacular sense, not the zoological sense. i.e. any such living thing other than a human being.

Moniker · Post by **Moniker** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:13 am

shmuppyLove wrote:
Jockel wrote:
BryanM wrote:No of course they don't. What a ridiculous question.
Just like gingers.
Did we talk about gingers here before?

I'm from Canada and I don't understand ... I mean, I understand British people hate gingers ... is it because they're Irish?

Actually very few Irish have red hair. I'm basing this on no actual knowledge whatsoever.

Didn't know it was a British thing. Or that it was an actual thing in general. The south park ginger episode was pretty funny.

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:48 am

Does the brony option apply to females? Because I remember they were being called "Pegasis" now.

Either way, I did vote yes. As simple as they minds are, they can't be automatons. Though their soul must be really, really simple.

Randorama · Post by **Randorama** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:56 pm

Bronies will win and hunt down Maxlords' soul, of course.

CStarFlare · Post by **CStarFlare** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:36 pm

Randorama wrote:Bronies will win and hunt down Maxlords' soul, of course.

that's how oompa loompa souls went extinct

Vyxx · Post by **Vyxx** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:00 pm

shmuppyLove wrote:
Jockel wrote:
BryanM wrote:No of course they don't. What a ridiculous question.
Just like gingers.
Did we talk about gingers here before?

I'm from Canada and I don't understand ... I mean, I understand British people hate gingers ... is it because they're Irish?

Well I know the hating on Gingers, for whatever reason, has been around for awhile, but after this kid started making videos it really took off:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM

Moniker · Post by **Moniker** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:17 pm

Jesus that looks like an outtake from the movie Zero Day. Glad I don't go to his school...

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:49 pm

Vyxx wrote: Well I know the hating on Gingers, for whatever reason, has been around for awhile, but after this kid started making videos it really took off:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM

That retard makes even me hate gingers.

shmuppyLove · Post by **shmuppyLove** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:34 am

maxlords · Post by **maxlords** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:26 am

Randorama wrote:Bronies will win and hunt down Maxlords' soul, of course.

Which would work fine if I hadn't surpassed the need for one

I have no problem with soul-less violence against Bronies!

xbl0x180 · Post by **xbl0x180** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:29 am

maxlords wrote:
Randorama wrote:Bronies will win and hunt down Maxlords' soul, of course.
I have no problem with soul-less violence against Bronies!

Where do I enlist?!

drauch · Post by **drauch** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:37 am

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Casey120 · Post by **Casey120** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:51 am

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You missed the topic Man, although by a small margin

Randorama · Post by **Randorama** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:31 pm

We bronies are winning.

Be very afraid.

shmuppyLove · Post by **shmuppyLove** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:48 pm

But seriously, back on topic, weren't the Oompa Loompas based on African pygmies or something?

maxlords · Post by **maxlords** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:34 pm

Yeah, apparently Roald Dahl was a super-racist and sex addict. The BFG was originally about a giant kidnapping a girl to makke her look at other giants' cocks. A lot of his shit was anti-semetic too. All his most successful stuff was heavily altered by his editors. Dude was a freak.

Speaking of bigots....if I'm poking fun at Bronies...does that make me a bigot or speciesist?

JJXB · Post by **JJXB** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:38 pm

Yes, they must have "some" kind of souls. and fuck bronies. they took one of the few things i still like and violated it: LIKE THIS

Dragoforce · Post by **Dragoforce** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:56 pm

Oompa Loompas is like old-school prinnies.

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