Dumbass kid on xbox live caught in action!

Post by **system11** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:16 pm

Oh dear. Little 11 year old has a shouting fit at his mom, forgetting to mute his headset. HAHAHAHA. Tempted to add the guy to my friends list to I can follow and taunt.

http://www.intenzeconceptz.com/Movie_0004.wmv

NoboruWataya · Post by **NoboruWataya** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:17 pm

The part about the chockolate milk is an instant classic.

Dewclaw · Post by **Dewclaw** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:18 pm

That kid needs a good assbeating. The first time the word bullshit came out of my mouth all the other players would hear me being thrown out the window.

YOU SAID YOU'D GET ME WHATEVER I WANT AND YOU LIED!!

Vexorg · Post by **Vexorg** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:26 pm

If my kid ever did that, you wouldn't see much more than "[LittleBrat] has disconnected," followed by pictures of the smashed XBox posted all over the Internet.

Damocles · Post by **Damocles** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:53 pm

Agreed about the chocolate milk part. This kid would be dead by now at my house.

iatneH · Post by **iatneH** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:00 pm

How was this recorded?
Was there only audio, and the gameplay was reconstructed?

shadowstar · Post by **shadowstar** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:44 am

Can someone just record the audio to a little MP3 for us poor dialup folk?

FatCobra · Post by **FatCobra** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:55 am

Or even better, can you tell us what he said, unless it's really nasty. This computer I'm using doesn't have audio.

dave4shmups · Post by **dave4shmups** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 3:02 am

Just listened to this.

IMO, it's pretty obvious that this kid is completely spoiled rotten, and has had very little, if any, discipline in his life from his mom-or his dad, for that matter.

I'm not saying that this kid bears no responsibility, but parents who can't be bothered with disciplining their kids shouldn't have them in the first place. If his mom was serious, she would have quit yelling at him, and just yanked the friggin headset off, and spanked his ass!

If I had said those things to my mom when I was eleven, I wouldn't even be able to remember that day!

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 3:26 am

dave4shmups wrote:If I had said those things to my mom when I was eleven, I wouldn't even be able to remember that day!

Heh heh, reminds me of that old Sinbad routine...

"My mama's GROWIN'! She's 6'10", with bulging biceps, cape flyin' in the wind, a big 'W' on her chest, for 'Whuppin!' A golden belt came down from the sky, and she gave it a mighty test lash in the air! Then, in a tone I haven't heard before or since: 'BY THE POWER OF SHE-RA I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR LITTLE BUTT!'"

"Next thing I know it's Monday. I missed the whole weekend!"

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 3:29 am

I'm thinking that's all made up. It's not hard to splice in audio to a video of a game. And why didn't the other players tell him to shut up? Bogus, IMHO.

On the other hand, my mother deserved to end up with a son like that. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go brood and ruminate all my bitterness in the corner.

EDIT:

At the risk of causing a major derail, I have to comment that seldom will a parent find himself with a rotten apple of a son. Children are like clay, and I doubt that parents that curse all day long will have a hard time not having their kids talking to them in the same way.

Dylan1CC · Post by **Dylan1CC** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 3:32 am

A spoiled kid who needs a slap from his mom followed by a good ass whoop from his dad. Ungrateful little womb spawn.

Don't parents discipline their kids these days????!

dave4shmups wrote:I'm not saying that this kid bears no responsibility, but parents who can't be bothered with disciplining their kids shouldn't have them in the first place. If his mom was serious, she would have quit yelling at him, and just yanked the friggin headset off, and spanked his ass!

OTOH, the sad thing is, if she had spanked him, he'd probably hit her back. That's how bad kids these days are.

But yeah Dave, the current generation of parents are piss poor from everything I have seen and heard (glad i have level headed relatives and friends who mostly raise really good kids, I have heard some horror stories about bad kids from a female friend of mine who is a medical transcriptionist). I mean, she kept screaming and freaking out at him like she is gonna have a stroke, but she doesn't do anything.

I think she is a very frustrated single mom. I mean, if this kid has a dad and he is terrorizing his mom this much, surely he'd be worried dad was gonna come come and hand his butt to him on a platter after he found out about this tirade. I know my dad would have. The part where he is yelling at her to get some chocolate milk is reaaaally sad.

Anyways, thanks for the sound bite. Stuff like this helps make me realize how great my parents were...and still are.

SFKhoa · Post by **SFKhoa** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:00 am

Oh My God.

That kid sounds just like this one person I knew who sounded like that and talked almost exactly like that towards his parents and any of his friends that didn't want to do things his way. It just goes to show what the result would be if parents don't even discipline their kids. I hate it.

Yes, someone punch the bastard kid in the face. Please.

UnscathedFlyingObject · Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:45 am

American kids have it easy. My parents would hit the **** out of me if I tried to get too clever on 'em. They said it's caused "they loved me" that they did it. I guess that's right 'cause I didn't turn that bad.

The government here should let parents hit the **** outta their kids for the good of this country. Have I said there are wayyyyy too many assholes in NYC?

CMoon · Post by **CMoon** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:02 am

Well...teaching middle school kids in the US, I'd say this is pretty much what it is like. I'd really like to be shocked by it, but I'm not.

Yeah, let's see some real parenting here. The second the kid started being snotty the machine should have gone off--way before he started swearing at his mom and calling her a bitch (what did he say, 'what a b!'?) Oh hell, I had a student start screaming and crying when I didn't let her use a pencil sharpener. What the hell...

landshark · Post by **landshark** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:11 am

I haven't listened to it yet.

But if I EVER mouthed off to my mom while growing up, I got wooped. My mom used to spank me with a thin pizza paddle. When I outgrew that, she moved up to a 3/4" cutting board. Holy shit did that thing make me run around the house with her chasing after me.

If I stuck my tongue out, she'd grab me by the back of my hair and drag me to the bathroom where she'd put LIQUID SOAP in my mouth.

It worked. I NEVER wanted to piss off my mom.

UnscathedFlyingObject · Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:19 am

My pa and ma used to hit me with belts, slippers, and plain old slapping in the ass

. Nothing weird, luckily.

iatneH · Post by **iatneH** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:39 am

Yeh, I'd get slapped for mouthing off, and the spanking stuff too. Works!

Then there are the other things 9at a younger age).
Like, "So you want to touch the hot stove, eh? Be my guest."
I never (purposely) touched the stove again after the first time :p

Dewclaw · Post by **Dewclaw** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:54 am

If it's real, I don't think there were more than the kid and the other guy, otherwise there would probably have been more shooting goin on.

And my parents put the fear into me too when I acted up. My mom would make me go out to the yard and cut a stick off the bushes to whip me with

good times.

iatneH · Post by **iatneH** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:24 am

I'm still wondering how it was recorded, unless Xbox Live has this feature to record live gameplay footage. I don't see how anyone could have had such a perfect setup in advance not knowing something like this would happen. Is the audio clip even from a kid playing XBL? Could be from anywhere, really..

Although... "I wanted a Mountain Dew and now I want chocolate milk!!!" Heh.

IlMrm · Post by **IlMrm** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:38 am

I'd never talk to my mom that way.

In Hong Kong when I was in grade school, I got hit in my palms by the principal with a ruler for talking during the "school meeting". There were three of us that got caught, and after the meeting was over, we had to stay behind, and get hit with the ruler. I remembered getting hit quite a few times during those days(all on the palms) because I couldn't shut up in class, and what I say had nothing to do with the class lessons.

Post by **system11** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:46 am

Specineff wrote:I'm thinking that's all made up. It's not hard to splice in audio to a video of a game. And why didn't the other players tell him to shut up? Bogus, IMHO.

As a long term Rainbow Six player who has seen this kind of insanity, I can verify that's exactly what you'd see - the audio and video are perfectly in sync, and even I've been part of a group where a player was going berzerk at someone next to them, and nobody has said a word because it was so amusing to listen to.

The best one was where we heard a girl shouting at the guy playing that it was his fault she was pregnant, and he could get off "that fucking videogame NOW". He disconnected.

alpha5099 · Post by **alpha5099** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:47 am

I'm pretty sure it's fake. My first reaction when I heard the guy speaking was it sounded like an adult who had his voice altered, or maybe just someone who could do voices. Either way, it doesn't seem real, I can't see how it was recorded otherwise. However, maybe the start of the video wasn't the real start of the argument, maybe it'd been going on for a while and someone had the foresight to pop a tape in. Still, it's fake.

I'm a young'n, so I come from the era of no spankings. I don't think my parents were the kind who refused to spank me, I definitely was spanked a few times, but I definitely was never as severely disciplined as some people here seem to have been. But it must've worked, whatever they did. They didn't beat me, but I was still terrified of acting out. Still am, I honestly have no spine, I kowtow and buckle under authority at pretty much every turn.

Post by **system11** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:24 am

http://www.intenzeconceptz.com/Movie_0005.wmv

Another.. There's a whole set from that one session. I can see why the person recording it had the ability to do so at short notice too, the site hosting it hosts videos of clan matches. It's not a voicemask either by the way, you can tell a mile away.

incognoscente · Post by **incognoscente** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:54 am

FatCobra wrote:Or even better, can you tell us what he said, unless it's really nasty. This computer I'm using doesn't have audio.

First video (you can mostly hear just the kid, so this isn't two-part conversation, even though it is formatted as if it were):
"No, I [...]" (No, you're not.)
[can't make out this part]
"It's a clanmatch. It's a clanmatch!"
"Why? I need it up--"
"I need it up lou--" (Quit talking like [...])
"No, I have to, it's a clanmatch."
"I have to. Stop! No, I have to. Mom, I ha-- it's a clanmatch."
"You're messing me up. You're messing me up. You're messing me up."
"You're--You're messing me up, Mom--it's a clanmatch. You're messing me up. Stop, you're messing me up."
"You're messing me up."
"Turn it down low."
"No, don't turn it off."
"Mom, why can't I have it up loud?" (Because I'm gettin' ready to go to bed.)
"You're not in bed yet, why--"
"Well, I need it up loud. Mom, I need it up."
"Whatever, I need it u--"
"Why do I have to get off? Why? That's stupid! You always do that, all the time. You never let me play! You're always, 'Get off. Get off. You have to get off. Time to get off and go to bed. Time to get off. Turn it down.' You never let me have it up loud.
"This weekend, you're like, '[...] during the weekend you can have it up as loud as you want [...]', so I can have it up as loud as I want."
"Why? Why? ('5') Why? ('4') Okay! ('3') Why? Why? Why do I have to [obscured by in-game gunfire]
"I want to play [...] to get off."
"No, that's bull."
"I want chocolate milk, not Mountain Dew."
"You said that you'd bring me a drink."
"I don't want a Mountain Dew, I want chocolatemilknow. Iwantchocolatemilk now. I want chocolatemilk now."
"Why? That's what I wanted!"
"Why can't you get it?"
"Yes, Mom. Get iiit. Get iiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Get iiit. Mom, PLEASE, get it!"
"Why?!"
"That's bullshit!"
"You said you'd get me a drink and you LIED!"
"No, you said you'd get me whatever I wanted to drink and I said Mountain Dew, but now I want choclate milk."
"You're MEAN! You B!"
"What?"
"I want some fucking chocolate milk!"
"Why would I get in trouble? You said you'd bring me whatever I wanted to drink and now you won't. That means you're lying!"
"No!"
"Bring me chocolate milk."
"Why?"
"I want some motherfucking chocolate milk!"
"I don't have to get up!"
"You said that you'd get it for me."
"Why?"
"That's bullshit! That's bullshit! That's fucked up!"
"I don't have to do shit!"
[quietly, to himself] "Bullshit."

PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

At least the kid said, "please," and didn't quite call his Mom a bitch.

crithit5000 · Post by **crithit5000** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:21 am

The second set where he's practically begging for the chocolate milk is hilarious..."BUT I AM BEING POLITE!"

shadowstar · Post by **shadowstar** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 11:51 am

Wow. Yeah, that would have turned into an asswhooping in a hurry if I did that to my parents.

roushimsx · Post by **roushimsx** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:17 pm

iatneH wrote:How was this recorded?
Was there only audio, and the gameplay was reconstructed?

The person recording plays his Xbox on his PC via a video capture card and records the important games (ie clan matches).

adam76 · Post by **adam76** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:46 pm

Thats fuckin awful. Theres a great number of children in this day and age that are just utterly reprehensible. I see kids like this little shit loitering on street corners and giving people grief waaay too much these days. The irony is thats its probably the mother's lax attitude in disciplining the child thats led to this outburst occuring in the first place. Yet i feel sorry for her cos no parent should be spoken to like that by their kid.

dave4shmups · Post by **dave4shmups** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:17 pm

What's even more sad is the fact that most child psychologists in America today say that spanking makes kids more aggressive.

Horseshit. It's kids that DON'T get disciplined that end up being more aggressive.