Why will your team win STGT 2010?

[Dragoforce]

Team Sweden will win because we'll hire ghostbusters to capture the ghost of Namakoteam and unleash it on TCACTRM. With Sikraiken and his friends out of the picture the road will be open for us to unleash the fucking fury of Yngwie!

So you see, we have a plan.

[Square King]

[Davey]

Because the only winning move is not to play.

[sven666]

no, but we have more money than the rest of the forum pooled so were good either way...

[NTSC-J]

[Aru-san]

Why will my team lose STGT 2010?

Well, quoting my team banner: "Proud to being a losers!"

[dpful]

I do t know who my team is yet. Enjoy the time spent before everyone knows who my team is. And has peaceful lives

[CStarFlare]

my team will likely forget to form, but if we do form we'll likely forget to play

[xris]

I really hope to get a team that has players that post in the score threads here!
There are a few resident haters that really should join in stgt, you really need to start backing up the smack you talk. Alot of bitchin' coming from some of you, but I've never seen your scores. Start playin' or stfu and stay a scrub!
You know who you are.

[Voxbox]

This is how we shall win:

[X 8=D---]

I don't want to win. I just want to strip down and rub lotion all over everyone.

[Kollision]

this will be the first STGT I'll be playing
very excited indeed

[mesh control]

This is how we shall win:

ace.

[Ed Oscuro]

To teeter on the edge of the cliche precipice: Is the question really whether you win or lose? The Society for Batriderian Philosophy would like you to consider that the unexamined tournament is not worth playing.

[TLB]

[KBZ]

As Generally Nice People, we must stick together or else THIS WILL HAPPEN

[Acid King]

[TLB]

Whiskey is actually my proven method of winning.

[spadgy]

Team Casino Royale will will be pushing the boundaries of mediocrity more than you'll all be pushing greatness!

[Jockel]

Your team won't win.
Unless it's Team Cowboy Apes [and whatever random words follow this year]

And 2nd as well as 3rd place are reserved for the two new squads following the legacy of the Gothloli Luftwaffe.
x
Be afraid.

[gs68]

Team Restart Syndrome will restart so hard they rip a hole in the space-time continuum and cause every other team to be un-created, thus making us win by default.

Then we get caught cheating and restart the entire tournament.

[SFKhoa]

BECAUSE WE CAN.

[TrevHead (TVR)]

lmao Im guessing the song theyre doing is a remixed rap version of Erasure's Sometimes, That roller skate guys got the dance of to a T. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga4h0L6R ... re=related

[CIT]

Your team won't win.
Unless it's Team Cowboy Apes [and whatever random words follow this year]

And 2nd as well as 3rd place are reserved for the two new squads following the legacy of the Gothloli Luftwaffe.
x
Be afraid.

Little did you expect that yet a third team has risen from the ashes of the Gothloli Luftwaffe and is now ready to devour your vital organs:

Why will your team win STGT 2010?

Because it takes brains to win! And we will eat them!

[The Coop]

Sniper rifle equipped ninjas hidden all around the globe.

[BulletMagnet]

The Power of ZZ Badnusty and Futuristic Eyepatches.

[third_strike]

Because it is full of Brasileiros.
Cool!

[Ed Oscuro]

Because the only winning move is not to play.

I'm sorry, Davey, I'm afraid I can't do that.

HAL > WOPR

But V.I.N.CENT. > HAL. But then again VINCENT won't play your shooter games for you, he'll just quote philosophy at you until your head explodes from Ciceroization. Which is why he's Team Batriderian Philosophy's mascot, of course.

[KBZ]

GENERALLY SYNCHRONIZED AVATARS

[Aquas]

My strategy for winning is ALMOST BUYING THE FARM! WHOA!! Yo Greg Gates, you got me covered!?