Good news everyone! (cue Black Hole theme)

[Ed Oscuro]

I've just discovered* that we're living inside a black hole...inside another black hole, in ANOTHER UNIVERSE! (Yes, Bill is using the device that reads everything in Farnsworth's voice.)

*Well, it's actually just a newly-forged theory, but it may explain some things.

[Warp_Rattler]

Dwha?

[xris]

SBH=A/4
This theory is stupid. Black holes are just big ass matter grinders, spewing cosmic dust out of either end. Stupid.

[Mortificator]

No black hole has ever been directly observed, so saying these distant things with largely theoretical properties obviously do such & such seems a little presumptuous.

Anyway, the news that the ending of Men in Black could have been right all along fills me with joy, and I could not be happier unless it would also be Wednesday.

What? It is? Hooray!

[xris]

It's the event horizon, and cause that remains a mystery. The larger effects have been observed. But, hey it's not my math, or telescope.
MIB? lol, stupid.

[Lordstar]

sorry but when you said this

Good news everyone!

All i could see was this


You cannot read a centence starting with that without hearing his voice.

[No_not_like_Quake]

I had a Black Hole (the movie, jerks) themed bed spread when I was a kid.

[GaijinPunch]

I liked reading that. Took me back to a time when I would smoke anything and sit around thinking about shit like that, no matter how far fetched. Now most of my days are spent trying to put food on my family.

[Slump]

Now most of my days are spent trying to put food on my family.

I know Japanese apartments are supposedly small but don't tell me you have to use your wife as a table!

[Ed Oscuro]

Now most of my days are spent trying to put food on my family.

We know how hard it is to do that these days.

For what it's worth, who said you can't come up with substance-fueled speculations while simultaneously advancing the cause of food placement on families? The guy from the article probably would say it's not all dope though...

[GaijinPunch]

Now most of my days are spent trying to put food on my family.

I know Japanese apartments are supposedly small but don't tell me you have to use your wife as a table!

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