Epic Shooter for April Fools' Play today!

[agustusx]

Epic Shooter is a score attack shmup with EPIC boss encounters! Shoot for the highscore in two modes of play against epic evil opponents like Macho Ninjas and BBC's! Later when your saying "WTF", I swear it's just a pink colored banana!

Videos Sorry the audio didn't record clearly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FCOfvf2vqQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94DdhSRP0S0

Default Controls
Arrow Keys control your character
Z is Main Shot
X is Alt Shot
C is Hyper

Game Features:
Two game modes Flak Label and Blight Label
Annoying girly screams
High ratio of girls to boys
Lolis
Macho Ninjas
BBC (Bare-Bottomed Cherubs)
Big Booby Boss (Morrigan Clone)
Fertility Festival Boss (Pink colored banana.)
Epic Winter Boss (Divine child? maybe)
HD Resolution Support 1280x720
Low Res Backgrounds (like other cool next gen games)


Made using GameMaker 7 this game runs on windows XP and probably Vista and 7 machines.
File Size 14mb
Game runs well on 1.7gigh p4 laptop with 512 ram @ 360p and medium quality.

Download Mirrors

http://www.filefront.com/15992021/epicshooter.zip/

http://www.yoyogames.com/games/122044-epic-shooter FYI They have been a bit unreliable all day.

http://chironinteractive.com/downloads/epicshooter.zip





More Screens
http://chironinteractive.com/component/ ... ,category/

Gameplay Basics
In Game Press F1 to get more detailed gameplay information.

You have three attacks. Your main shot, your alt shot and a hyper attack. Destroying enemies with your blessed shuriken will cleanse the enemies and release their inner purity - a group of lolis. Save the lolis before they die! Your hyper harem attack summons allies to assist temporarily. Use them wisely.

Scoring
For each loli you save your chain counter will increase. The higher the chain counter the more points each loli rescued is worth. If a loli dies then the chain counter is reset.

You can configure the resolution, inputs, graphical quality and audio levels by following the prompts found at the bottom of the menu screens.

Please pardon all the grammar, spelling and punctuation errors in the help screen and this post.

[worstplayer]

This game is actually good!

[Udderdude]

You are a silly, silly man.

[szycag]

Yeah this is pretty good for kusoge...

[agustusx]

@worstplayer & szycag -Thanks I tried not to make it complete crap while being a complete goofball. The game makes no sense but I still wanted the gameplay to be entertaining for a lil bit.

@Udderdude -Agreed, I can be silly. Unfortunately the game isn't nearly as crazy as I wanted. I had to strip out a lot of ideas, but at the same time it has more content than I initially planned. Originally this was rip-off the XBL Indie game Cresendo Simplicity. I opted against the long winded dialog everytime you drop a bomb.

Anyone have a fav boss?

[ZOM]

Poll needs a "Lick-a-Loli" option.

BTW, one of the bestest kusoge I played.

[agustusx]

Poll needs a "Lick-a-Loli" option.

Jeez I knew I would be missing a few good ones

BTW, one of the bestest kusoge I played.

Thank ye for giving it a spin.

Anyone break a million points?

[MathU]

This is as good as Deathsmiles II!

[BryanM]

Ketsui: Lolicopter Edition.